One day I'll tell my grandkids about where I was at 13:52
They won't believe that someone could've been alive that long
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:49, archived)

You, and those above you, can all suck a dick,
I had better things to be doing at 13.52 than be on b3ta.
I was eating.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:53, archived)

I would normally be eating but today I was not eating
A little insight into the Theolyfe there
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:53, archived)

Oh man.
Foood thread.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:55, archived)

Chicken fajita
I know you were curious, but I had a chicken fajita for lunch
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:56, archived)

I had ocean pie.
:D
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:58, archived)

Yeah, eating a dick no doubt.
We all heard that you love the cock.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:59, archived)

; _ ;
it's true
(thediscokingpin, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:01, archived)

*Bums*

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:02, archived)

Yeah, they'll be all like, "What were the trilobites like?"
And you'll be like "Well it was my job to get them out of The Baroness' bum."
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:53, archived)

'Granddad' they'll whine, 'was it all in black and white?'
'We didn't have blacks in my day' I'll tell them 'RIVERS OF BLOOD, ENOCH WAS RIGHT' and then I'll frogmarch out of the living room
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 17:54, archived)