my dog just farted

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:51, archived)

how does it smell?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:53, archived)

like it just farted

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 23:58, archived)

I don't know - it has no nose.

( Colonel Boris Back from Australia to save b3ta, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 2:17, archived)

jamaica!*
* you fucking idiot
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 8:05, archived)

cool story bro

( Maffers Five zombies. 4 bullets. Two zombies., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:00, archived)

donmt patronisze me

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:07, archived)

I wonmt.

( Maffers Five zombies. 4 bullets. Two zombies., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:17, archived)

whats a sorry state off affairds

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:21, archived)

is this like franks imaginary parrot?

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:11, archived)

kinda only my dog exists but frank deffo doesnt have a parrot

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:15, archived)

yer, but is it an imaginary fart?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:22, archived)

nah she well loves a fart

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:22, archived)

did it make a noise and did she stare at her arse and look confused?

fridaynightfartfactfans
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:25, archived)

she does em silent but they dont alf stink

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:26, archived)

Nah Win Pug.
Doglin Mk2 is for real.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:17, archived)

doglin 2, dog harder

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:23, archived)

HURRAH for Doglin 2!
:D
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:47, archived)

i'm always slightly nervous in dog threads,
due to the normal abuse i get for my dog, but the little thing has turned out to be a proper little dog, farting like a trooper, chasing rabbits, harrasing ducks, playing with other dogs, and most importantly, sitting quietly at my feet in the pub while i drink.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 1:05, archived)

you know how I know you're gay?
BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE GAYEST EXCUSE FOR A DOG EVER. elton john called to say how embarrassed he is for you. john barrowman has bought a new chainsaw. hell, even graham norton feels ashamed.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 8:09, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiY6OguolJo
( Major Turd ington, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:21, archived)

props

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 0:34, archived)

dude,
why?
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 1:06, archived)

good LORD.

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 8:13, archived)

Now I just need to see a man eat his own head.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 9:15, archived)