The sun is shining.
I just put up the tent to air out the stench. Now I'm having gin on the patio. Fuck you. Yeah.

Alright?
( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:53, archived)

alright

( broadsword, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:56, archived)

alright

( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:18, archived)

alright

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 11:56, archived)

alright

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:05, archived)

that's tentertainment

( vladimir, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:31, archived)

I'm not going to "alright" in this thread out of respect for mongy.

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:34, archived)

Yeah you're best off leaving it out
Shambles has already played favourites, the rest of us just got suckered in
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:35, archived)

alright theoban

( vladimir, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:43, archived)

alright vlad

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:43, archived)

alright___________<___________<_________________<___________vladimir_____________>_________not alright

( vladimir, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:44, archived)

is this some sort of Vladimir TGV shuttling between two towns?

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:50, archived)

I'm quite a bit less than 24 hours from tosser

( vladimir, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:53, archived)

less than one day away from your palms?

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:55, archived)

never, never, never

( vladimir, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:57, archived)

I feel like such a fool :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:44, archived)

He's probably leaning back in his home made rocking chair (made from an oak tree his family planted in 1623)
Puffing heartily on his pipe (a replica of one found on the Mary Rose)
He strokes his beard (moistened with genuine 1920s pomade)
And mutters to himself 'that's got the internet idiots in a tizzy, now to chop some wood and then tell the internet I chopped some wood'
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:51, archived)

In my mind he's rnuk with a beard

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:53, archived)

He'll probably tell me off now like a history teacher tells off a small child who was ever so proud of finding a dog poo but really shouldn't have picked it up

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:54, archived)

I hope nobody uses this as an excuse to link to that tubgirl lizard again

( vladimir, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:55, archived)

Put that down, boy.
At least until you've learned to stop sucking your thumbs.
( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:11, archived)

You're the kind of teacher I'd accidentally call Daddy

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:52, archived)

rnuk doesn't have a beard? well I never!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:54, archived)

He didn't when I saw him
THAT'S RIGHT I SEEN HIM
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:58, archived)

is it true what they say about him what he looks like

( vladimir, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:59, archived)

Totes

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:00, archived)

is it true what they say what he done to his ears

( vladimir, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:00, archived)

is it true he wears an adult nappy?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:03, archived)

Adult?
12-18 months. Not even a pull-up.
( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:12, archived)

I bet it's terry towelling an all

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:14, archived)

Shambles only cares about broadsword anyway
he doesn't give a shit about the rest of us.
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:50, archived)

In all fairness Broadsword is the best of us
He's so dreamy
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:51, archived)

/\ this + swoon

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:55, archived)

Fuck mongy.
This is all about broadsword.
( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)

A'ight?

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:11, archived)

Where are you? The weather in Birmingham has been terrible for 2 solid weeks.
Which coincided with my fucking 2 weeks off. Bastard shitty weather.
( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:54, archived)

My eyes hurt.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:54, archived)

Shock news: I missed out on an OBE...
...AGAIN!
( planearm, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)

it's spelt "oboe"

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:25, archived)

This little back and forth between Campbell and Iannucci is a real zinger
desmond.yfrog.com/Himg875/scaled.php?tn=0&server=875&filename=3vmo.png&xsize=640&ysize=640
( magnum, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:28, archived)

Christ, Twitter is like a big school playground for celebrities isn't it

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:33, archived)

pissing it down here... :(

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 14:25, archived)

I just got up :(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 15:57, archived)