I went to Stonehenge today. Didn't know it was solstice time.
Loads of americans being pricks.
And red beetles.
And crows.
baldmonkeyseenabird.wordpress.com/2012/06/20/crows/
Nice day.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:52, archived)

I have the official Stonehenge socks from the gift shop

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:03, archived)

I'm well jelly.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:05, archived)

I put them on and I just cant help walking with a swagger
yeahhhhh boyyeee official English heritage footwear over here!
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:15, archived)

You must feel you have good foundations when you are wearing them

( magnum, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)

fuckin' stone henge, it's just some knob rocks and dogging.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:11, archived)

come to slimbridge you fat stupid ballbag cunt.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:12, archived)

Slimbridge is a village near Dursley in Gloucestershire, England.
It is best known as the home of the Wildfowl and Wetlands Trust's Slimbridge Reserve which was started by Sir Peter Scott.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:17, archived)

I heard it's full of doggers

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:40, archived)

I heard it's full of badgers

( vladimir, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)

how do they dip the headlights to signal they are ready?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:57, archived)

I'm not letting anyone else in on the secret of the honey badgers and spoiling my fun

( vladimir, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:03, archived)

k
c u in a minit
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:18, archived)

not now,
It's closed you Dingus.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)

linnet

( vladimir, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:01, archived)

alright baldmonkey, I seen a woodpecker
go on have a guess what it was doing when I seen it
( vladimir, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)

pecking around on the ground for insects

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:44, archived)

hey sounds like a fun day out, i've never been
i hear some people get something of an spiritual experience when they are there was this the case for you? i hope you had a lovely time regardless.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:59, archived)

OK who are you and how much do we need to send to get SSG back

( vladimir, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:04, archived)

hey buddy i dunno what your beef is but i hope there's no ill feeling here!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:06, archived)

he's coming back in twenty-three separate envelopes isn't he :(((((

( vladimir, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)

hey i dunno what that means is it from a movie?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:26, archived)

Nah.
Its just a load of old stones. I like crows though so i had a lovely time.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:46, archived)

I believe you have to take drugs to appreciate it properly.

( 2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)

crows
lovebirds
( vladimir, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:01, archived)

well i'm glad you had a lovely time,
that's one of the best things about you baldmonkey, you can find the positive in any situation.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)

I prefer the MDFhenge
You still get a nice finish and it's easier to fit shelves onto than stone
( cumquat may because you're mine, I walk the lino, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:20, archived)

Just wear a mask while sanding or cutting it

( magnum, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:26, archived)

according to Wikipedia Changing rooms came out 16 years ago?!
damn.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:39, archived)

Good theme tune though
and Ground Force. That was done by the Black Dyke Band!
( magnum, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:43, archived)

Ah the changing rooms / groundforce war
It was what the blur v oasis thing was for the middle aged at the time
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:00, archived)

Dear Balders,
Why are you interested in birds?

Love,
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:38, archived)

dunno
I think its an urge to collect type of thing. and its relaxing and pleasant to go looking for them.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:50, archived)

I am going to play spot the birds hiding in baldmonkey posts
dunnock
pheasant
( vladimir, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:00, archived)

Moorhens have lovely babies. I once rescued one from a cat. It was a small ball of black fluff with monstrous huge legs sticking out the bottom.

( 2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:31, archived)

i went up the road to wood henge once , what a con

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:44, archived)

I bet you wooden go again

( vladimir, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:46, archived)

inorite
Just concrete circles on the floor
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:51, archived)

yeah, we drove there after stone, we were on our way back from a rave weekend in minehead i think, longggggggg time ago

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)

twite
( vladimir, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:02, archived)

I went to Callanish once.
it was just some fucking stones.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:42, archived)