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Today I'm being a scab.
Scab scab scab scab scab.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:44, archived)
I hope they get thatcher out of cold storage to beat you to death.

(, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:45, archived)
pfft

(, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:55, archived)
& ironically there's no-one you can see about it

(, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:47, archived)
good, i'ma pick you off and eat you

(, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:57, archived)
I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

(, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:06, archived)
I've not had a shower today

(, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:13, archived)
I get grumpy when I haven't showered

(, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:16, archived)
oh man, neither have I!
sounds like a conspiracy to me.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:17, archived)
I'm gonna save mine for the weekend, it's something to look forward to

(, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:22, archived)
you not dead yet?

(, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:25, archived)
Nah, I'm thinking Saturday.
10am: long-overdue shower
12pm: chips with Janet
2pm: plummet from bridge
(, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:30, archived)
2 hours of watching Janet eat chips?
no wonder you'll throw yourself off a bridge
(, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:34, archived)
I declare "chips with Janet" to be the newest expression meaning to kill ones self
Did you hear about that cricketer?
No, what happened?
Well the police pulled him over, he legged it, later on they found he'd had chips with Janet at the local train station.

(, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:35, archived)
did you hear about that bloke from inxs?
yeah, kinky fucker had chips with Janet.
they found him hanging from a door with his cock out.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:42, archived)
you only WISH you could have chips* with me.
*chips with me may or may not equate to five hours in the pub. food is available and mine's a stella in a straight glass
(, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:54, archived)