I've not had a shower today

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:13, archived)

I get grumpy when I haven't showered

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:16, archived)

oh man, neither have I!
sounds like a conspiracy to me.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:17, archived)

I'm gonna save mine for the weekend, it's something to look forward to

(Drimble 0891 50 50 50, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:22, archived)

you not dead yet?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:25, archived)

Nah, I'm thinking Saturday.
10am: long-overdue shower
12pm: chips with Janet
2pm: plummet from bridge
(Drimble 0891 50 50 50, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:30, archived)

2 hours of watching Janet eat chips?
no wonder you'll throw yourself off a bridge
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:34, archived)

I declare "chips with Janet" to be the newest expression meaning to kill ones self
Did you hear about that cricketer?
No, what happened?
Well the police pulled him over, he legged it, later on they found he'd had chips with Janet at the local train station.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:35, archived)

did you hear about that bloke from inxs?
yeah, kinky fucker had chips with Janet.
they found him hanging from a door with his cock out.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:42, archived)

you only WISH you could have chips* with me.
*chips with me may or may not equate to five hours in the pub. food is available and mine's a stella in a straight glass
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:54, archived)