Mum's dead,
i'll stick it to her gravestone.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:24, archived)

it's what she would have wanted.
you should also thrust the certificate into your handsome successful brother's face, while shouting "in your face!"
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:28, archived)

he bought a new car last week and came round to show me.
it only had 2 seats and it went very fast. Also a radio. I think he was showing off.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:31, archived)

did it make the ladypig wet?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:32, archived)

she was at work.
so i doubt it. but you never know what might be happening in a meeting about the new binding style for the OED jubilee limited edition.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:33, archived)

did brother piggy have a smug look on his face?
did he ask when you were going to get a proper car?
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:34, archived)

surprisingly, he hasn't been a dick about the car,
in fact, thinking about it, it's been a while since he's been a dick. he's up to something i can tell.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:38, archived)

I always rather liked your brother.

( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:18, archived)

i know you did you filthy harlot.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:20, archived)

your brother is baldmonkey right?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:31, archived)

yup.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:31, archived)

is janet your mum?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:35, archived)

yep.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:36, archived)

and you are married to janet right?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:37, archived)

no co-habiting with Twohats,
but having an affair with Theo.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:40, archived)

To be fair though I liked him before he was handsome or successful.

( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:43, archived)

he's alright really,
just a bit arrogant at times, and still living at dads despite being successful, which annoys dad no end,
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:45, archived)

Yeah but he gives good hugs.

( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:47, archived)

i don't hug him.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:51, archived)

there's a surprise nurple on it's way, you mark my words.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:22, archived)