Shitloads.Mind, most of the corporate shit that gets emailed to me gets deleted without even being opened.
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:29,
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I get at least 30 emails a day from the compay, all bollocks.why the fuck they insist on telling us all about corporate events in america or the far east I'll never know.
stop sending emails to the global network you cunts!
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:31,
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no, do you?(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:33,
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no, guess again piggy(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:24,
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I don't work for a scottish company :((
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:42,
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I don't work at all, I'm a filthy liar and a benefits cheat :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:46,
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I saw a van with MMPS building servces on the side the other day.took a picture of it and everything. I'm not sure why.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:52,
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do you work with seamen?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:32,
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only in my free time.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:42,
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can you transfer me $19 million so i can free your brother from his coastal prison?(
janet aylia living la vida loony, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:39,
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We have announcements made on our intranet.My boss then links these announcements and forwards them to us. About a week later HIS boss links them and forwards them to us.
Then they wonder why I've deleted them without reading them.
"Yeah, if I want to look at MetNet, all I've got to do is go on the internet, it IS our homepage you know."
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:42,
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First The Moon, then Mars Drimbly.:D
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:50,
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We get ones sent out to EVERYONE in the entire office telling us that some cunt in HQ who's only move EVER in their ENTIRE FUCKING CAREER was when HQ moved from Bracknell to Exeter is retiring.So nobody in the outstations is likely to even have heard of them, in fact most people in HQ probably wouldn't know them either, but it's important that we know they're retiring because of "The One Team Culture"
Yet when Office Cat (RIP) died, who'd been known by literally hundreds of Met people in his 16 year life, it didn't warrant a mention because "That's not really Office related news".
Met Office HQ is full of cunts. And every management-speaking one of them could be killed tomorrow and it wouldn't make ANY difference to my job.
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:49,
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i think this is the case with any centralised head office, we get the same bullshit e-mails from HO about wankers.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:54,
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A mate of mine died suddenly a few years back and the cunts weren't even going to put out an announcement because he'd never worked at HQ.That's how much we're "Valued team members".
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:57,
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