They've started saying 'tank' here, meaning they'll take charge or look after a project
'Yeah the weekly projections report? I'll tank that'

We also have eight core values that we're supposed to identify with (one interview I had asked me which one I identified with most)

Load of shite innit
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:39, archived)

we have 7 values, wanna trade?

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:41, archived)

i don't think we have any.
if you send me your bank details though, i can book you on a lovely cruise.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:45, archived)

i don't wanna spend a month a boat with cunts.
thanks though.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:54, archived)

Aren't you a pub?
Surely your values are 'serve booze and mebbe food'
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:46, archived)

you'd think that,
and to be honest, that is how i feel, but the overlords want us to be
Real, Individual, Progressive, Professional, Engaging and one other that i can't remember.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:53, archived)

Better than ours
Ours are:
Embrace your inner geek
Gameplay first
Lead responsibly
Every Voice Matters​
​Commit to Quality
Think Globally
​Play Nice; Play Fair
​Learn and Grow
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:55, archived)

is the last one a dig at your weight gain?

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:01, archived)

what happened to pwn noobs?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:37, archived)

I don't see Camp Respawn Points there either eely.
:/
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:59, archived)

hah

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:57, archived)

Change the A in tank to a U in all the stationery Theo.
/Kick Ass
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:01, archived)

so it's not just oirish saying thanks then.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:28, archived)