WITH SAVAGE BRUTALITY!

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:23, archived)

so,
I hear you find MMPS dull.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:27, archived)

don't we all!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:30, archived)

Don't listen to him Mumps
He's a filthy liar
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:35, archived)

it's okay, I get it.
painting warhammer space marines isn't everyone's idea of fun :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:39, archived)

I never really had any Warhammer stuff
But I did paint my Crossbows and Catapults blokes. I gave one of the Vikings leopard skin leggings.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:41, archived)

I never understood that. Can't you buy them ready painted?
Cos what with them being so small I imagine it would be easier to mass produce painted ones than have everyone spend hours painting them themselves.
( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:47, archived)

You probably can
But I guess it's all part of the hobby.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:48, archived)

But that's a ridiculous hobby!

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)

I think there are millions of people that would disagree

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:51, archived)

Yes, I concede that there are millions of ridiculous people.

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:53, archived)

every hobby is ridiculous thats the point

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:52, archived)

My hobby isn't.
My hobby is just incredibly cruel and involves feeding helpless insects to my carnivorous plants.
( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:04, archived)

Although to be fair most of them seem to managing to catch stuff on their own, it's just my slightly mong venus flytrap that needs a bit of help.

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:06, archived)

spare me your life story

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:18, archived)

Just like working in one of those Warhammer shops is a ridiculous job.
Imagine having to stand there all day and answer questions like 'Excuse me, can you tell me which is better; this one with the big axe thing or this other one with the sword?' and you'd have to try and answer them sensibly whilst resisting the urge to scream at them to grow up and find a proper hobby like cycling or surfing or internet trolling or something.
( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:00, archived)

yeh surfing is grown up

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:09, archived)

COWABUNGA DUDE!
Yeah I can surf.
( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)

your so grown up

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:13, archived)

Careful with your punctuation or Mr. Tea will get you.

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:14, archived)

i dont afraid of nothing

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:16, archived)

Nah, missed apostrophes don't bother me, that's just laziness which is fine.
'Might of' marks you out as someone who is still using English with stabilizers on, however.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:20, archived)

what are kids with no social skills meant to do for hours on their own masturbate what

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:51, archived)

They can always make chevrons on a website

(Drimble something lol here, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:58, archived)

Fuck your chevron

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:00, archived)

no

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)

lies!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:57, archived)

This is an outrage
Who on earth told you that?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:33, archived)

tim,
Might of been john.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:00, archived)

of have,
you miserable spaz.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:09, archived)

I thought all the grammar nazis hung out on /board.

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:12, archived)

u thinked rong

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:21, archived)

*thunk
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:46, archived)

Oh yeah, thanks.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 16:05, archived)

Congrats on getting on the popular page.
That's like the /talk equivalent of an FP, right?
( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:17, archived)

No.
It's like the /talk equivalent of being the biggest tosser in the room
( MONO!, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:30, archived)

Clicking this

(Drimble something lol here, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:33, archived)

No doubt.

( MONO!, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:36, archived)

^

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:42, archived)

Tim is a prick, you know that

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:47, archived)