Just like working in one of those Warhammer shops is a ridiculous job.
Imagine having to stand there all day and answer questions like 'Excuse me, can you tell me which is better; this one with the big axe thing or this other one with the sword?' and you'd have to try and answer them sensibly whilst resisting the urge to scream at them to grow up and find a proper hobby like cycling or surfing or internet trolling or something.
( 2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:00, archived)

yeh surfing is grown up

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:09, archived)

COWABUNGA DUDE!
Yeah I can surf.
( 2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)

your so grown up

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:13, archived)

Careful with your punctuation or Mr. Tea will get you.

( 2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:14, archived)

i dont afraid of nothing

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:16, archived)

Nah, missed apostrophes don't bother me, that's just laziness which is fine.
'Might of' marks you out as someone who is still using English with stabilizers on, however.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:20, archived)