doing something manly.
perhaps wrestling a bear or punching a gorilla.

or he could finally break his virginity, to a serial killer.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:07, archived)

oh man that documentary on lifers last ngiht was a bit shocking
different blokes just going, 'so yeah i saw this guy/woman, and then i murdered him' all casual
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:09, archived)

I watched that.
"I dunno what happened, I just sort of stabbed him."
hang the fucking lot of them!
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:11, archived)

then there was that welsh guy in a rangers shirt
who was all 'and then i started hitting this guy...' and i thought, well that's ok, he probably didn't mean to kill him, just got unlucky with a punch or the way he landed, '...and kicking and stamping on him, for an hour and a half.'

:O
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:13, archived)

I don't like the whole prison system tbh
seems to me like they get pocket money to spend on games and snouts.
they're killers, not children.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:16, archived)

i have worked with two petty crims
(well ok, one big fraudster and one dangerous driver), and they spent half their term in wandsworth, which does sound like hell on earth.

but then they were sent to lower category prisons, which really are like holiday camps, they're out 15 hours a day, they go to luxury spas and stuff, it's mental
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:20, archived)

we're not doing anything with the moon, why not send all the crims there?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:46, archived)

it would just turn into another australia, and eventually we'd be losing to the moon at cricket and rugby

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:06, archived)

they'd probably end up all crude and racist too.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:22, archived)

and there would be a moon holly vallance, all jiggling about in her tight trrousers

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:23, archived)

oh boy!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:31, archived)

I was just reading about how many apple pips you'd have to eat to poison yourself
It seems that you need to chew each one quite thoroughly to get an effect of the cyanide, and you'd need thousands, maybe more, so it probably wouldn't be possible. By the time you were chewing the last of them, the first lot would've probably made their way through your system. I would like a scientists opinion of this though.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:10, archived)

it makes you shit and vom like fuck
so while the cyanide wouldn't be lethal enough to stop your heart, you would probably vom/shit to death.
nice way to go, one for baldmonkey that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:13, archived)

I can almost see him trying this just for the sheer lolz of it.
In which case I hope he videos it. It'd probably get in the newsletter.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:17, archived)

not unless joel replaces his face with that of a cat.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:19, archived)

That would be well lol.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:20, archived)

Ah, ok
Isn't science fascintating?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:19, archived)

it's amazing!
look around you, what can you see?
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:19, archived)

Computers, MMPS
Computers as far as the eye can see! All running on pure SCIENCE!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:21, archived)

I thought it was magic :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:30, archived)