what the fuck would you know about pasta?
stick to bird watching!
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:09, archived)

birds don't make pasta, they make custard

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:19, archived)

Stupid cunt doesn't even know what half the birds are that he sees
maybe he would be better at pasta?
( magnum, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)

Everyone has a talent.
Maybe pasta-spotting is his 'thing'.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:25, archived)

tubular pasta is for cunts

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:25, archived)

but i heard it's totally rad

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:26, archived)

Gnarly, even.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:30, archived)

Be more stimulating than spaghettini

( magnum, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:31, archived)

I imagine dry spaghetti would make quite an effective Jap's-eye tickler.
Until it snapped off, I guess.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:44, archived)