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I've got a higgs-boson in my pants, it's what give them mass
would you like to touch it?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:24, archived)
I'd sure let THAT create a black hole in my underground bunker!
Or something
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:25, archived)
Shut up.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:42, archived)
MONO!
MEANO! more like.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:46, archived)
Whatever big nose.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:48, archived)
RACIST!

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:49, archived)
ATTENTION
YOU CAN NOW BUY YOUR OWN HIGGS BOSUN
www.ebuyer.com/390394-higgs-boson-higgs126
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:41, archived)
ahahaha
i love that the 'frequently bought with...' is a microscope
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:44, archived)
And '6" craft tweezers".
Higgs bosons are pretty small, you know. Like, not even a centimetre.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:55, archived)
WOAH!
That's like tiny.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:55, archived)
The universe is pretty amazing, you know.
threewordphrase.com/amazing.htm
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 14:04, archived)
i like that

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 14:05, archived)

threewordphrase.com/pie.gif
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 14:08, archived)

threewordphrase.com/frog.htm
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 14:09, archived)
what are they, like half a centimetre?
because that is really inconvenient
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 14:02, archived)
About that.
So did you study particle physics too? That's pretty cool! What experiment?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 14:10, archived)
You, Mono, are a very crude man

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:46, archived)
Go fuck yourself

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:48, archived)
MODS!!!

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:49, archived)
why does manolith allow this bullying?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:49, archived)
the mods are the bullies here.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:50, archived)
no! it can't be true!

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:52, archived)
fucking right it is.
I say we all leave at once, without us they're nothing.
NOTHING I TELL YOU
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:55, archived)
I dunno, MONO! I'm scared.
hold me.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:57, archived)
TO MUMSNET!

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:59, archived)
SCORE!

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:00, archived)
Take it easy Sharon
No one's bullying you
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:53, archived)
stick it up your shitpipe
SNITCH
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:55, archived)
I'm sure I have no idea what you mean

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:56, archived)
That's it, you're out of the gang.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:59, archived)
:O

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:00, archived)
It's ok MMPS
He'll soon realise what he's done.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:01, archived)
will he hats?
will he?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:02, archived)
Almost certainly not

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:22, archived)
We can't have rats in the gang mmps
The mods will shut us down
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:12, archived)
oh man, there's going to be trouble now :(

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:15, archived)
*burns bra*
*streaks*
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:19, archived)
Hang on, what date is it?
He might not have received my protection money yet.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:53, archived)
not again TH, set a reminder on your "email"

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:54, archived)
Good thinking
I knew I could rely on you Mumples. I KNEW IT!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:55, archived)
As if they'd do anything.
Useless cunts
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:50, archived)
WAH WAH WAH

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:13, archived)
This is the exact kind of useless cuntiness that I'd expect.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:15, archived)
you're living up to expectations too, buddy

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:18, archived)
Hey, woah there, easy
No more fighting, yeah? Peace and good times, yeah?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:21, archived)
He started it.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:23, archived)
*pulls your pigtails*

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:32, archived)
MMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:38, archived)
shurrup, geldof

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:32, archived)
Thin ice sunshine
THIN ICE
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:37, archived)
*does some ice fishing*

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:48, archived)
I hope you fall in.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:49, archived)
You win this round, Manolith

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:49, archived)
*wins next several rounds while you're eating orange slices in the locker room*

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 14:01, archived)
I've been forced into this situation by the tedious bullying from the mods.
I was quite happy until this all kicked off.
But I've seen the light now.
Praise jesus.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:23, archived)
"I was quite happy until this all kicked off"
Awesome
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:24, archived)
the church of baldmonkey

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:24, archived)
Jesus is baldmonkeys alternate account.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:26, archived)
UNTIL IT GOT NAILED TO A FUCKING CROSS!
BY THE MODS!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:26, archived)
ROMAN EDIT: Quod est satis quod. Calvitium simia posita in injuriosum gradus

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 14:04, archived)
I thought I saw it decay to two gamma photons
but it just turned out your balls are neither wave nor particle
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:32, archived)
if his nethers are exposed to gamma radiation, will they get big and green?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:33, archived)
You've got something in your pants,
but nobody's sure what it is yet.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:35, archived)
THERE'S A BUMP

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:36, archived)
keeps on calling me

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:48, archived)
Down your pants

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:50, archived)
it's where it'll always be.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:50, archived)
FUCK OFF

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:35, archived)
no, that's the perforated eel.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:37, archived)
either that or a localised crumb event

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:41, archived)
crumbs!

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 12:44, archived)
Oh man, you're giving me a massive hadron right now.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:08, archived)
I can help!

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:11, archived)
Gowan, show us a bit of leg then.
I'll spaff in me kecks.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:17, archived)
*rolls down medical stocking*
some cankle for you, big boy.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:19, archived)
*SPLOOF*

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:58, archived)
there's a bumblebee the size of the hindenberg outside my window

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:28, archived)
oh the huge bumblebee!

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:30, archived)
Too soon man, too soon

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:31, archived)

bumblebee manatee

of the huge manatee!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 13:32, archived)