Katie from I Can Cook is looking quite nice these days
Have they made her more attractive now that she's a main presenter, or am I just getting less picky?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:47, archived)

I'd turk it.
She'd need to cook herself a new fanny after I'd finished with her, bel'ee dat, bruv.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:55, archived)

After I was spent, I'd ram her shitty acoustic guitar up her ragged shitpipe and all.
Seriously blud.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:57, archived)

And they say romance is dead
This has warmed my old heart Monts.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 16:58, archived)

I'd use her fucking 'slippy dippy soap' as lube.
Trus' me, mate.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:00, archived)

*rolls up sleeves*
*gives hands a wash*
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:01, archived)

You KNOW dat.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 4 Jul 2012, 17:02, archived)