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Are ginger wankers the new fat ballbags?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:30, archived)
You fat ginger ballbag wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:33, archived)
Ooh!
I like that.

MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:37, archived)
Tug my satsuma scrotum you tubby mental.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:41, archived)
Unf...
keep going, I'm nearly there...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:11, archived)
Need a wee.
brb
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:28, archived)
a sex wee, I don't doubt

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:29, archived)
You make me sick.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:32, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7535983
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:43, archived)
Actually that's a bit too far.
'Satsuma scrotum' makes me think of sickrik. :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:12, archived)
Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:41, archived)
you wanking fatball gingebag.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia living la vida loony, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:34, archived)
b3tan to it

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:39, archived)
Imma piss on your face.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:42, archived)
imma spit it back out on your tits.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia living la vida loony, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:47, archived)
I know you.
You'll just dribble it down yourself in the hope that it counts as a shower.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:48, archived)
busted :(

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia living la vida loony, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:51, archived)
Worst erotic fiction ever :(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:54, archived)
It worked for me.

(Drimble Show me, don't tell me, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:04, archived)
Oh drimble :(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:09, archived)
Fifty Stripes Of Grey

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:12, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7534373
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia living la vida loony, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:14, archived)
I'll write up my favorite
Janet and TFD and...ermm....*thinks of who else is around*....ermm... need a third person.... err.... yeah'... trouble is, I don't want anyone to feel left out of this, I'd hate to upset someone by not being chosen as being a key person in my f4nfic.

OK... TFD, Janet, Wicca, Baronesss, Tricky and Spangles are all at a sleep over. They're in their pijamas eating pizza after a very tireing pillow fight, when TFD announces to the group "I'm the best at blowjobs". This gets refruited by the other girls, who all think their the bess. Janet then goes "There is only one way to tell, we'll have a blowjob competition. Whoever gives the best blowjob is the winner". By some unexplicable reason, the washing machine brakes all of a sudden and soap bubbles fill up the bedroom they're in. "Oh noes !", cries wicca, "We need a man who has a penis for our blowjob competition and we need someone who can fix this mess the washing machine has made. There are sensual soap bubbles everywhere ! Look at all our clothes, they're all wet ! Oh no, we have to take them off". So they all take off all their clothes except their underware, and it happens to be that they are all wearing crotchless panties and nippleless bras. One of them looks at the window and sees me and mongy walking across the street, so they shout down "Hay, mongy and gonz ! Would you like to come upstairs and fix our washing machine and judge our blowjob competition?". Not wishing to be rude, mongy and gonz relucantly agree.

Mongy happens to have his talls on him, so he gets a 7 gage rocket rench to the 4 inch allan-nuts in order to disengage the system form the wall. Luckly, it was only the C193 piping that has become disconnected. He knows that the B&Q closes at 9 on a night like this, so he got in his van to get the spare part. His van is really cool, its like the A-Team van. He comes back after his journey with the spare part; a sprocket 19124 in black. He realigns the drumset and makes sure that it works fine. The machine is running at 10 decibles which is well within normal range for such a machine.

After 30 minuites, and at the exact same time, the blowjob competition is over. All the girls are wondering if they were the bestest at giving a blowjob, so mongy asks "Who do you decree to be the winner of the blowjob trophy, gonz?" and the girls are like "yes yes, please do tell me.". It is then with a sly smile, I announce to everyone "I DECLARE MYSELF THE WINNER OF THE BLOWJOB TROPHIE !!!!" and I take the trophy and go home.

The End.
(I helped save b3ta! Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:24, archived)
pfft, refruited

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:26, archived)
Probably the best gonzoism for a while

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:28, archived)
Splendid work

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:26, archived)
I want to have your bumbabies.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:28, archived)
4 inch allan-nuts.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia living la vida loony, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:34, archived)
An aristorcratic yet tragically underendowed porn star.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:44, archived)
i hope I'm getting paid for this shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:38, archived)
Time and a half if wicca's there.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:45, archived)
Jusy pay a prossie already you cheap cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:40, archived)
You can get a famous porn star for £500 an hour
I'm sure Gonz has the cash for that.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:51, archived)
what was on the lid of your smarties mmps?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:57, archived)
It was one of those cardboard cartons
No proper lids anymore :(
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:02, archived)
AFTYER ALL THAT BUILD-UP!!!??? THE SUSPENCSE WAS DRIVING ME MAD
YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:02, archived)
Soz :(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:06, archived)
Le bawbag rouge

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:39, archived)
wasn't that nominated for an award at sundance film festival last year?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:24, archived)
Fuck off back to a festival on a coach
You abandoning cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:43, archived)
what was on the lid of your smarties, mmps?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:59, archived)
was someone mean to you while i was away?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:03, archived)
I ain't no grass.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:09, archived)
i remember when maffers was a guffbeak

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:23, archived)
does this mean i'm at the beginning of a steady decline to wakitown?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:23, archived)
it's curtains for you, lad

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:26, archived)
front page my picture you fat chick loving prick

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:40, archived)
the kinder egg one?
i would have but you wrote 'peel back the the bitch foil cunt'
too many 'the's. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:03, archived)
I wish he'd fuck off back to a festival and get bummed by 1D
/edit: manolith also is a dog wrestling wookie cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:04, archived)
is that so?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:06, archived)
If you really had mod powers you'd've banned all the pricks
and as I'm still here you're clearly lying.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:08, archived)
why would i have banned all the pricks?
this place is about 70% prick and i don't want to be the one to finally kill it
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:11, archived)
:O

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:10, archived)
I wish he'd fuck off back to a festival and get burned as a whicker man

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:16, archived)
like alan whicker?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia living la vida loony, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:23, archived)
what's 1d?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:26, archived)
omg you old-age lamo

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:30, archived)
Bet he still has jls posters on his wall.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:38, archived)
i bet he doesn't even know 5ive are thinking of re-forming

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:45, archived)
oh right
one direction

fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:45, archived)
And here I was, thinking he was talking about pre-decimal.

(Drimble Show me, don't tell me, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:56, archived)
i want to gaz you abuse so much right now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:57, archived)
what have i done now?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:04, archived)
i'm banned from gazzing, mano
banned 4 lyf
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:06, archived)
oh dear, did psychochomp tell on you?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:07, archived)
grassed me up real bad
i only gazzed his mrs and monty's mrs, not like i was being mean or anything
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:09, archived)
he's trying to win favour and become qotw mod

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:11, archived)
the horror.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia living la vida loony, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:14, archived)
how do i win favour and become a mod, manolith?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:20, archived)
you have to be bumchums with monty boyce, i heard.
then it just sort of daisychains all the way up to rob.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia living la vida loony, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:22, archived)
Act like a prick and suck off rob.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:24, archived)
sound advice from mmps and janet here
manolith ain't no mod
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:26, archived)
no idea, q

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:25, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:39, archived)
HATSO! THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE!!

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia living la vida loony, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:41, archived)
*mighty mouses*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:47, archived)
i'll 'alright' you in a minute, young lady

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:46, archived)
I wish you would
God knows it's been a while
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:47, archived)
maybe if you dressed a little better

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)
I'm going back to my mother's

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:01, archived)
tell her the casserole she made me was delicious

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 15:14, archived)