I'll write up my favorite Janet and TFD and...ermm....*thinks of who else is around*....ermm... need a third person.... err.... yeah'... trouble is, I don't want anyone to feel left out of this, I'd hate to upset someone by not being chosen as being a key person in my f4nfic.
OK... TFD, Janet, Wicca, Baronesss, Tricky and Spangles are all at a sleep over. They're in their pijamas eating pizza after a very tireing pillow fight, when TFD announces to the group "I'm the best at blowjobs". This gets refruited by the other girls, who all think their the bess. Janet then goes "There is only one way to tell, we'll have a blowjob competition. Whoever gives the best blowjob is the winner". By some unexplicable reason, the washing machine brakes all of a sudden and soap bubbles fill up the bedroom they're in. "Oh noes !", cries wicca, "We need a man who has a penis for our blowjob competition and we need someone who can fix this mess the washing machine has made. There are sensual soap bubbles everywhere ! Look at all our clothes, they're all wet ! Oh no, we have to take them off". So they all take off all their clothes except their underware, and it happens to be that they are all wearing crotchless panties and nippleless bras. One of them looks at the window and sees me and mongy walking across the street, so they shout down "Hay, mongy and gonz ! Would you like to come upstairs and fix our washing machine and judge our blowjob competition?". Not wishing to be rude, mongy and gonz relucantly agree.
Mongy happens to have his talls on him, so he gets a 7 gage rocket rench to the 4 inch allan-nuts in order to disengage the system form the wall. Luckly, it was only the C193 piping that has become disconnected. He knows that the B&Q closes at 9 on a night like this, so he got in his van to get the spare part. His van is really cool, its like the A-Team van. He comes back after his journey with the spare part; a sprocket 19124 in black. He realigns the drumset and makes sure that it works fine. The machine is running at 10 decibles which is well within normal range for such a machine.
After 30 minuites, and at the exact same time, the blowjob competition is over. All the girls are wondering if they were the bestest at giving a blowjob, so mongy asks "Who do you decree to be the winner of the blowjob trophy, gonz?" and the girls are like "yes yes, please do tell me.". It is then with a sly smile, I announce to everyone "I DECLARE MYSELF THE WINNER OF THE BLOWJOB TROPHIE !!!!" and I take the trophy and go home.
The End.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:24,
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I want to have your bumbabies.(
Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:28,
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An aristorcratic yet tragically underendowed porn star.(
Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:44,
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i hope I'm getting paid for this shit(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:38,
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Time and a half if wicca's there.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:45,
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Jusy pay a prossie already you cheap cunt.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:40,
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You can get a famous porn star for £500 an hourI'm sure Gonz has the cash for that.
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MONO!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:51,
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It was one of those cardboard cartonsNo proper lids anymore :(
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:02,
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AFTYER ALL THAT BUILD-UP!!!??? THE SUSPENCSE WAS DRIVING ME MADYOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Soz :((
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:06,
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