this season I will only be sleeping in otter holts

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:23, archived)

Oh gluey
Why I am I now imagining you in a harness made of otters?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:08, archived)

have you seen how they play with rocks while lying on their backs in the water
I reckon they'd give great handjobs

the harness is just to add an element of danger
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:22, archived)

Only if you are the size and shape of a pebble.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is about to throw a marmalade hand grenade, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:29, archived)