NEVER MIND ZARA YOUR NANS THE CUNTING QUEEN, GO POSH HORSEY CHICKS
GO TEAM GB
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:46, archived)

there's nay need for that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:46, archived)

FUCK YOU BASTARD
GO TEAM GB
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:49, archived)

WHY IS SHE NOT WEARING A TIARA?!?!?!
GTGB!!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:51, archived)

PROBABLY NOT STREAMLINED ENOUGH OR SOME SHIT
GO TEAM GB
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:53, archived)

WHY THE FUCK HAVE WE NOT GOT SCIENTISTS WORKING ON THIS??? IT'S THE LYMPICS FFS
GTGB!!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:59, archived)

TOO BUSY VACCINATING DARKIE CHILDREN, THEY SHAME US ALL
GO TEAM GB
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:08, archived)

SHOCKING USE OF PUBLIC FUNDS FOR GO TEAM GB!!!!
GTGB!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:11, archived)

Zara Philips sounds a bit drunk.
I would still fuck her though, if anyone was wondering.
( mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:57, archived)

i was wondering, thanks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:02, archived)

it's ok Q, I've already ticked it off the list. no need to worry.
now all we need to find out is if shambles would fuck the horse too.

edit: shit, I mean mike. fuck I'll need to fix the spreadsheet :(
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:12, archived)

And all the inbreeding means she probably can't have kids, so you're in the clear there.

( BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:21, archived)

yes, horses!
Go team Animals!
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:11, archived)

sorry but i think the rider does most of the work, actually

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:19, archived)

rubbish,
swap the two around, see how they cope
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:22, archived)

I'l like to see a horse try and hold the reins with its stupid hooves.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:25, archived)

this is the stupidest thing you have ever said.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:26, archived)

woah there pigster, that's a hell of a statement to make.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:27, archived)

i'm all for MGT being wrong about stuff she's read about and has just interpreted wrong,
but when she clearly hasn't a clue and still gets up on her high horse (lol)...
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:32, archived)

this is the funniest thing you have ever said

( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:31, archived)

it's all about trust and training.
The horse doesn't know what's on the other side of a fence, so trusts the rider.
The rider is also there to keep stride in check to ensure the horse doesn't jump too early or too late. It's teamwork all the way.
Without a rider the horse would never be fit enough, but without a confident horse it'd be a mess.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:22, archived)

WP, animal bondage enthusiast.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:24, archived)

and without a fit horse it wouldn't be much good, either.

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:24, archived)

i guarantee you a wild horse would never be a patch on a trained, well looked after event horse.
The human input improves performance.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:30, archived)

certainly, but that goes for the rider as well.
I wouldn't say that only one of them is putting the effort in, or that the horse makes no difference. In other words there is such a thing as "horse talent".
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:08, archived)

horse talent is also called Good Breeding,
and is also facilitated by humans.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:27, archived)

well it might be,
but it isn't true to say that the individual horse isn't doing any of the work, is it?

Also humans didn't invent horses in the first place. We worked out how to get the best out of them, but there's still a lot of horse nature in the exercise.
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:34, archived)

yeah but what i want to know is whether zara has a series of pulleys and hoists to make the horse fuck her
like princess catherine or something didn't

what do i look like, a historian?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:32, archived)

almost certainly q,
Almost certainly.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:44, archived)

"without a confident horse it'd be a mess".

(Drimble 0891 50 50 50, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:30, archived)

in that case, they should do it on the back of a blind person instead of a horse

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:25, archived)

English horse and english posh bint just jumped a blinder.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:20, archived)