Jessica Ennis is a favourite amongst certain circles
I'd have a go on Sharron Davis if she offered.
( magnum, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:50, archived)

The nicest thing about Ennis is that she shaves her armpits
that's the politest thing I can say
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:51, archived)

If she said to me "hey mags, mind if I have a wank and tweak my nipples for a bit on this beanbag next to you"
I'd say "yeah no probs"
( magnum, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:55, archived)

I'd say "no thanks, go back to hunting the crew of the Nostromo"

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:55, archived)

I don't get that joke
GTGB
( magnum, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:59, archived)