What other things can you do with eggs

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:54, archived)

paint little faces on them and have an egg puppet show.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:55, archived)

yes

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:55, archived)

spy on them

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:55, archived)

yes
what y?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:56, archived)

in case some of them are bad eggs

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:00, archived)

i like this.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:06, archived)

juggle with them

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:56, archived)

throw them at your enemies

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:56, archived)

see them scrambled before you

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:57, archived)

and wash the yolky stains out of the linen

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:57, archived)

alright grrmachine.
that volvo was a heap of crap.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:57, archived)

I'm not surprised
Rust on every panel?
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:02, archived)

pretty much,
the paintwork had been done well, but as soon as you started poking about, it was a mess, patchy welding, rust, the brakes were clearly on the way out.
not worth the hassle, shame though, nice little car. i want a 145 really.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:05, archived)

cradle them in your arms and stroke them tenderly

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:57, archived)

ffs just beeing stupid now innit
stuff this
goodnight
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:57, archived)

use the white as lube to put your willy in something

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:57, archived)

Fertilise them with your own jizz to make manchickens.

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:00, archived)

wait,
you're actually a doctor, does this work?
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:02, archived)

I don't know, they didn't cover this specifically at medical school but I can't see why not.

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:04, archived)

look,
i've got a half dozen here, but i don't want to waste them, i need more than that.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:07, archived)

That thing we did in chemistry where you put a lit match in a conical flask and then you put a boiled egg on top and you end up with an egg in a flask.

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:02, archived)

Throw them to hungry politicians like John Prescott.

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:03, archived)

Hatch them into pterodactyls or crocodiles

(Drimble something lol here, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:10, archived)

Make an omlette.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:18, archived)