alright

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 7:19, archived)

alright Mr. Tea
I'm hungover, and tired and bleah and I don't want to be in work today.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 7:29, archived)

Just gotta brace yourself, administer tea by drip and look forward to going to bed when you get home.
Was it the annual penguin prom last night or summat?
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 7:37, archived)

Nah, bumped into a mate that I hadn't seen for ages on the train and made an 'unscheduled stop' for drinks
:D
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:06, archived)

have a special sbpp in your honour stuj
www.b3tards.com/u/6ade611e1870a93700b9/sbpp.jpg
( vladimir, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:43, archived)

Ha, that's how they par-tay in the Faulklands.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:48, archived)

:D

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:58, archived)

Setup, Beat, PENGUIN

( BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:07, archived)

BRILLO

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:40, archived)

YES.

( Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:46, archived)

yer, I'm alright

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 7:32, archived)

Cushty.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 7:37, archived)

you alright?

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 7:45, archived)

At work, which kinda sucks, but alright I guess.
Got Jimi Hendrix on the speakers and someone's left some cake which I might eat in a bit. Could be worse.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 7:58, archived)

HURRAH!

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:32, archived)

'ello Tea.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 7:59, archived)

'Sup, Piggers.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:07, archived)

just got to work.
Looks like its going to be a scorcher today. And I'm stuck here.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:05, archived)

'Ning Win Pug.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:32, archived)

BOOM! STUJ!
how's it gurning?
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:06, archived)

Rougher than a QOTWer's girflriend.
:(
Man I wanna go back to bed. WHY didn't I have the good sense to throw a sickie today?
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:18, archived)

Because of your impeccable work ethic and proverbial personal integrity?

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:27, archived)

Because I was too drunk to use the phone seems more likely somehow.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:29, archived)

You even fail at failure.
Top work there, stoodge. :)
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:49, archived)

i reckon you should just have a little nappy-noo under your desk.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:48, archived)

I might kip on the sofa between obs, I've got fuck all to do for a bit now.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:57, archived)

alright Tea
What a beautiful morning it is, feel the promise running through the day. Smell that fresh air.
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:09, archived)

Theo
ban.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:12, archived)

Yee innit blud

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:12, archived)

'Theo',
from theos, 'God', and 'ban', meaning 'ban'.

Theoban therefore means 'ban God'. Therefore he is actually Richard Dawkins, AICMFP.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:26, archived)

+ Get nekkid The LOVELY Theoban?
'Ning
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:16, archived)

UNFORTUNATELY the MAN made me go to work so I have to wear CLOTHES
Might start a riot
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:25, archived)

Meh.
As High Priest Of The Church Of The Holy Golden Bum Of Ding I declare today to be NEKKID FRIDAY!
EVERYONE BOOZE UP AND STRIP OFF! IT'S THE RULES!
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:28, archived)

Saturday stuj,
You drunk old fool.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:47, archived)

Yeah but the week runs backwards in the southern hemisphere, dunnit.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:49, archived)

Hell it is and all.
:(
I'm a right brainwrong today.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:58, archived)

the only answer is more booze.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:01, archived)

Can't until tonight.
sadtimes.
:(
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:03, archived)

Heroin then?

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:06, archived)

Shut up, Theoban.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:05, archived)

TOOT TOOT HERE'S JA ON THE MISERABLE TRAIN

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:40, archived)

GOLD MEDAL IN CANOE
GO TEAM GB PADDLERS
( magnum, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:50, archived)

GO ED! JESS WALKER UP IN A BIT
GO TEAM GB
( spesh, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:57, archived)

GO TEAM GO TEAM GB!

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:59, archived)

GO TEAM CAN'T TELL WHAT DAY IT IS

( spesh, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:04, archived)

NO MEDAL FOR JESS :(
BUT WELL DONE FOR GETTING TO AN OLYMPIC FINAL
( spesh, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:22, archived)

Yeah
I couldn't even buy my way to one.
( magnum, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:41, archived)

Loving the enthusiasm.

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:54, archived)

GO TEAM MAGNUM!

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:59, archived)

Bronze in the men's k2 200m pair canoe boat

( magnum, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:51, archived)

GO TEAM GB

( spesh, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:53, archived)

ONE OF THEM DUN A SIK
GO VOMITING TEAM GB
( spesh, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:54, archived)

Set up
Canoe
Puke
( magnum, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:01, archived)

ha! come on Theo I want to see this

( spesh, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:03, archived)

ON IT
SLOWLY
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:16, archived)

HERE
www.b3tards.com/u/4a4ef6eb5a00f8ff5d80/goteamgb.jpg
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:24, archived)

hahaha, I love you theo, that's ace :D
to the populolmobile!
( spesh, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:32, archived)

good work

( magnum, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:09, archived)

not bad
wong lo kat herbal tea which is sweet at first then bitter
four slices of toast - two with Marmite XO, two with Bonne Maman bitter orange marmalade
f0o000oo0o0odyw0000000o0o0o0dyn0mn0mz
( fatpoof, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:03, archived)

I just saw your post on fb.
lol multimedia
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:13, archived)

I smell of vodka and have bruises. Serves me right. you?

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:52, archived)