It's magic.

(Drimble All gay words used by cunts and gays., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:19, archived)

I'm thinking about buying one of these
www.theknightshop.co.uk/catalog/lancelot-suit-armour-p-3159.html
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:22, archived)

You'll also want a lifetime membership to English Heritage
so you can go and stand in corridors in stately homes at weekends and then shit people right up.
(Ural Geigh, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:33, archived)

Well I could use the extra pocket money, I won't lie to you

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:38, archived)

lol! armour dunt have pockits dimlow.

(Ural Geigh, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:41, archived)

THENI'LLKEEPITINMYHELMETWON'TI

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:43, archived)

To be honest,
you've got me there.
(Ural Geigh, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:47, archived)

cut a slot in the top of your helmet and your kids can use you as a piggy bank

( spesh, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:50, archived)

Like they don't already
AhahahamIrite?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:51, archived)

ha, good point!

( spesh, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:52, archived)

You'll die if you wear it in this weather.

(Drimble All gay words used by cunts and gays., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:45, archived)

It's ok
I'm going to pack it full of ice in the morning, so by the time I'll need to put it on it'll be nice and cool.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:50, archived)

Get a frilly aluminium one
It'll be lighter and act as a heat sink.
(Ural Geigh, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:57, archived)