have you ever eaten a load of floss so that you can pull it out of your bum when you go for a poo?

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:54, archived)

I used to do this with cotton as a kid.

(Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:16, archived)

where did you from cotton bummed joe?

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:20, archived)

The hearts of the girls were to hell broken sewn.

(Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:23, archived)