Sounds like an African winky virus
I'd go to the hospital and demand that someone looks at your winky straight away. Not an African though, they've all got it.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:43, archived)

i WISH someone would look at my winky
i don't even care if it's a disease ridden african

as long as they've got nice tits
( mictoboy page 4, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:45, archived)

There's a nurse from Botswana at the Royal Free with nice tits
might pop in tomorrow and see if she can sort my ubuntu out.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:50, archived)

pics please

( mictoboy page 4, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:51, archived)

your ubuntu is so shrivelled as to be beyond redemption

( spesh, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:57, archived)