My mate's other half keeps telling me that none of it is scripted.
I'm finding it harder and harder not to punch her in the head.
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:54, archived)

Someone told me that it's not scripted as such
but they are forced into situations that have been engineered to end a certain way. It's like they've written Holloaks, but not told any of the actors that it's a show.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:57, archived)