weird
I awoke at 3am to find my flatmate sitting on the end of my bed, drunk.
Nice way to interrupt the evening
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 9:37, archived)

Did he try to assault you
and if so, did you successfully beat him off?
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 9:47, archived)

I'm sorry the only thing that happened was I told him he was in the wrong room
And he left
Sorry
this story got dull quickly
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 9:50, archived)

Maybe he had a cool story to tell you,
But didn't want to wake you.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 10:19, archived)

he said he had a headache and then walked out

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 10:24, archived)

its a story of sorts

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 10:47, archived)