tell you what, you go and buy a train ticket to Manchester and I'll meet you at the station

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Mon 27 Aug 2012, 20:39, archived)

do you like football? which manchester team do you support?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 20:40, archived)