Well it's not my fault he wasn't invited to the wedding
I don't know why he's taking it out on me
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 9:02, archived)

Cunt. Fuck off.
I hate you.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 9:02, archived)

Yes, yes I know

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 9:03, archived)

I fear for the safety of his imaginary wife and children.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 9:08, archived)

WHAT KIDS?!!!!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 9:12, archived)