Replying to BraynDedd up here..
The best bit so far is wiping loads of people from my contacts list.
The good ship JMG has no time for hangers on.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:06, archived)

wtf has that got to do with me?

(Bored of that now is bored of that now on, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:19, archived)

It's made one of your posts useful, you spastic shitcunt.

( BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:20, archived)

YOU DON'T CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:21, archived)

NOBODY DOES, WHY WOULD THEY WASTE EFFORT ON THIS SHITHOLE WHEN THE MODS KEEP RUINING IT?

( BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:23, archived)

what this place really needs is a dedicated parrot discussion area

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:25, archived)

Blow it out your arse
You spazzed headwrong. Jeez is this place FULL of dullards?
(Bored of that now is bored of that now on, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:23, archived)

have you ever hung onto a ship?

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:20, archived)

Maybe...
Soz not saying. Not falling into any traps here.
(Bored of that now is bored of that now on, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:24, archived)

it did occur to me to work in the "did you manage to drag yourself up on deck" thing

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:26, archived)

I see.
I can't help feel I'm getting sucked into a shitty big trap here. Watch out though I've got my guard up.
(Bored of that now is bored of that now on, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:32, archived)

only a Round The Horne gag, don't worry about it

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:34, archived)

Cool.
I thought it was that advert for bowel cancer.
(Bored of that now is bored of that now on, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:42, archived)

Gonzo?

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:49, archived)

Could you not do that on an iPhone 4?
Seems like a pretty basic function to me.
( BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 18:21, archived)