And now back to Dave with the latest sport

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 22:08, archived)

And England have won the ashes,
but formalities dictate they must play for another 3 days. During this time, the crowd are attempting to do the longest most drunken conga ever.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 12 Sep 2005, 22:12, archived)

Well Mark, England have taken home the Ashes following a tense
final day's play here at the Oval. Michael Vaughan joins us now. Michael, you look happy with that result.

"Well Dave, I'd rather we won it outright, but we've got the Ashes back after 18 years and that feels pretty good right now"

And the support you've had has been pretty special.

"Absolutely, I've never played in an atmosphere like it. It really keyed us up every morning when we stepped out, and even between matches we all had people coming up to us in the supermarket to wish us luck."

Thanks Michael, enjoy your trip round London tomorrow but back to Jeff in the news room.
( magnum, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 22:12, archived)

I saw one spider run faster than another
i attempted to give it a medal, but it ran away rather fast
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 22:13, archived)