I did my talk on how George Bush is actually a monkey.
It went down well. People have been telling me I should be a stand up comedian.
( Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)

anyone who says "people say I should be a stand up comedian"
is being mocked by their fake friends. Loser.
( Spaniels Ears, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 22:12, archived)

Bush the monkey
We've trained our 18 month old daughter to make monkey noises whenever George W Bush appears on TV. I'm not sure whether or not this constitutes early political awareness or child abuse.
(rogerzilla, Sat 24 Sep 2005, 19:30, archived)