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that last thread was a bit John Cage
Weekend plans?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:50, Reply)
Inlaws are around, so nowt major
Kid tomorrow night so prolly do a roast dinner on Sunday. Missus wants to start a low booze, low cal diet as of next week to compensate for the alcoholocaust and fooOOOood extravaganza of the past week. :(((((
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:56, Reply)
you gotta stick with it
I've been on this diet for three weeks now and despite no booze and no carbs my weight loss plateau'd after a week because really it's just water bloat.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:59, Reply)
And it would probably affect you even more because eating is one of your hobbies

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:00, Reply)
I walk 10k a day 5 days a week, I don't need to diet
I'm naturally pretty slim anyway
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:40, Reply)

l n
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:48, Reply)
lol, "snim"

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:50, Reply)
He's the real snim shady.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:55, Reply)
Shandy, more like.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:58, Reply)
+ hand

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:02, Reply)
lol, onanism

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:04, Reply)
Looks like they might be pitting monkey magic on air again.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:11, Reply)
The original?
There's a newer version on YouTube which looks interesting but so far from the missus' interest that I've only seen a few minutes.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:16, Reply)
Not sure. If they've got the rights to make a new one, might have the rights to air the old stuff too.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/cult-eighties-tv-show-monkey-rebooted-netflix/amp/
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:18, Reply)
lol, whipped

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:24, Reply)
I prefer 'considerate'
She doesn't make me watch her gruesome true crime programmes either.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:03, Reply)
GOOD CROIMES

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:04, Reply)
I think me and the order half could easily cite the other's TV habits as grounds for divorce.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:10, Reply)
I guess I'm quite lucky then
we like (and dislike) pretty much all the same stuff.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:11, Reply)
We only really differ in our guilty pleasures.
Her default for "there's nothing good on, so this will make fine background noise" is itv3, I'd be more likely to have the Horror channel.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:18, Reply)
Drinky drinky fall over

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:58, Reply)
I saw
this and figured it was a post from your future son
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:00, Reply)
I'm infertile mate. Bit insensitive

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:18, Reply)
like your penis, I suppose

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:26, Reply)
you do?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:31, Reply)
only in the facebook sense

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:37, Reply)
Although I did own an sr250 at one stage.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:22, Reply)
My uncle used to call it "pissy cacky fally downy"

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:01, Reply)
Incontinence is no laughing matter

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:19, Reply)
it is a bit, m8

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:19, Reply)
Well, a bit

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:28, Reply)
It reminded me of those [deleted] threads on Reddit.
It's shaping up to be a quiet one for me this weekend. There are drinks organised to commiserate the incoherent clusterfuck that is the first round of the presidential elections on Sunday, but I'm undecided about whether to go. Lol, undecided, like in politics, lol.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:03, Reply)
Supposed to be a ruby at the inlaws tonight, and a bbq for my folks on sunday
but at the moment, I'm awaiting the sweet relief of the grave
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:05, Reply)
I suppose I could power through tonight, then just rest all day tomorrow
might just work
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:05, Reply)
Also, I've just eaten a lot of raw fish
so who knows how that'll pan out
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:07, Reply)
RIP :(

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:13, Reply)
Ah well, I've had a good run

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:17, Reply)
got the runs, more like

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:18, Reply)
life begins at 40

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:27, Reply)
40 inch waist more like!

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:29, Reply)
strikethrough penus

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:30, Reply)
you would be able to shove your length in a sperm whale's blowhole

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:31, Reply)
Yes
but should I?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:34, Reply)
defo

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:37, Reply)
I agree
How many times is that opportunity going to present itself?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:39, Reply)
twice in your lifetime

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:45, Reply)
probably five times for the rest of us

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:49, Reply)
Twice is enough, really

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:52, Reply)
If you're sure

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:11, Reply)
You go for it, mate
Fill your boots, hahahaha
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:20, Reply)
nope

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:09, Reply)
When does fishing start?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:19, Reply)
there is no closed season on enclosed waters, only rivers

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:24, Reply)
Gets a bit chilly though, don't wanna catch a cold.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:28, Reply)
They don't feed much when it's cold, been a few times recently, bit quiet still

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:33, Reply)

closed season on enclosed waters Dana

rivers Zuul
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:37, Reply)
taming my shrew

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:12, Reply)
you dirty sod

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:13, Reply)
Bit tautologous, m8.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:56, Reply)
it lasted longer than 4'33

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:25, Reply)
That's what she said

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:28, Reply)
Nothing special.
Need to sign some papers for the solicitors, and look into ice skating lessons for the youngest. Oh, and book places at the South Coast Roll. Might need to do some digging in the garden in preparation for the new shed, too.

Sorry, did you want my "to do" list?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:55, Reply)
I can't wait for AI to replace solicitors

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:07, Reply)
^ wants his own Gigolo Joe

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:16, Reply)
I have no idea who that is

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:49, Reply)
Jude Law was in the film "AI" as a sexbot named "Gigolo Joe".
It's a terrible film that's best avoided, so I don't blame you for not knowing the character.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:57, Reply)
he's fit!

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:00, Reply)
He's a good looking lad, I'll grant you.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:04, Reply)
trips off this, nig

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:03, Reply)
My intention to marry appt is tomorrow.
Then probably some brunch in Manchester.
Followed by a whole load of nothing
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:19, Reply)
My commiserations to Appt.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:24, Reply)
thanks hun xx

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:27, Reply)
*mwah*

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:28, Reply)
My missus got my name wrong at ours

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:32, Reply)
Aw, just like Diana x
#PrincessOfHearts #NeverForget
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:33, Reply)
"Ah, shit mate I forgot your name. What is it?"

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:36, Reply)
"I want to saaaayyy......Dan?"

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:40, Reply)
you can't laugh off "this ugly cunt" as a slip of the tongue m8

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:41, Reply)
All you white people look alike.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:41, Reply)
Did you whisper to her "You know, off the internet?"?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:48, Reply)
well you've had that many aliases on here.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:53, Reply)
I'm going out to see Ghost in a few hours

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:50, Reply)
you fucking massive fucking gaylord
no offence
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:52, Reply)
Even I wouldn't go see that shite.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:53, Reply)
On a school trip to Switzerland, we got to watch films of the coach's tiny TV.
Not sure who thought a group of teenage boys would want to watch Ghost but, if I'm honest, I think I enjoyed it more than I did Platoon.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:01, Reply)

Ghost, not Ghost
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:06, Reply)

Ghost Was
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:13, Reply)
That looks worse

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:35, Reply)
Really? Christ I saw them at a festival a couple of years ago and thought it was utter shite.
Are you sure you didn't mean to get tickets for GosT?
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:53, Reply)
Games of se Thrones?

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:55, Reply)
OHHHHH... I thought he meant "the musical"

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:02, Reply)
I don't care what it is
he's still a gaylord
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:04, Reply)
It's theatrical metal, it's for proper queers.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:05, Reply)
god, I feel sick

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:10, Reply)
have a poo that'll sort you out

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:11, Reply)
I've tried that, and it hasn't worked

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:11, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:09, Reply)
I couldn't get into their previous albums
but the new one grabbed me and I haven't been to a gig since the kid was born so I figured I've give them a punt.
(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:05, Reply)
You'll hate it. There's some wanker in s stupid costume pinching about like a pope.

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:34, Reply)
Might go buy an oxygen electric bike , can't decide

(, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:47, Reply)