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Sharting that wankstain down the board
lol
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:39, archived)
ok

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:40, archived)
Oh shit, Mongy's just reminded me that it's Anthony's birthday tomorrow

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:40, archived)
have you signed his card?

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:42, archived)
I hope he posts some invisible Simpsons

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:43, archived)
they're the business

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:51, archived)
Which is the 10th, tinged with sadness as it's also when his nan died

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:42, archived)
I hope he remembers us, we've always been there for him

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:45, archived)
I've got him a great gift

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:48, archived)
i shat in an envelope, will that do?

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:58, archived)
Make it less likely that someone will lick the flap to seal it for you

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 16:03, archived)
i use a moistened sponge
avoids leaving DNA evidence
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 16:07, archived)
I tried that
but it doesn't work if you moisten the sponge with bodily fluids
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 16:27, archived)
This place would be dead on its arse without him

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 16:24, archived)
Bullyboy McBeef
Forcing more people away from /Talk
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:41, archived)

Forcing more people away from /Talk and Chips

'member?
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:41, archived)
Kinda
You've got a sharp memory Grandad
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:52, archived)
fair enough

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:41, archived)
I've done loads today.
Can't be arsed now.
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:44, archived)
12 minutes till TDFU.

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:48, archived)
#280characters

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:52, archived)
#me2

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:54, archived)
Walks away

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:56, archived)
Sandstorm?

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 15:59, archived)
^Renee

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 16:13, archived)
My dog is in heat for the first time.
Little dots of blood on the duvet this morning. Vile.

No walks in the park for her, the next few weeks.
Then we rip her uterus out.
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 16:18, archived)
You can get a dyson attachment for that

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 16:27, archived)
Our dog spends all together too much time with his nose up the bitches fanny.
He has stopped the ineffectual humping, however. There are a couple of larger dogs at the park that are quite keen on humping him, though.
(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 16:41, archived)
Not going to ask why you're sharting wankstains

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 16:19, archived)
that's an anagram of William Shatner

(, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 16:28, archived)