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Well Fri my Day it's MORNING!

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 7:47, archived)
Mornstomps.

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 7:50, archived)
That was bollocks

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 7:51, archived)
They're not friends, they're contractors.
But by tonight, I hope to be friends
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 7:55, archived)
Will they give you a calendar
full of scantily clad ladies atop farmyard machinery?
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:00, archived)
How nauseatingly gregarious.

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:02, archived)
Totally imagining you as Ralph going to the pub with Ted and his farm labourer mates.

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:16, archived)

going to the pub with Ted and his farm labourer mates eating paste
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:45, archived)
beaker

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 7:52, archived)
For your penis?

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 7:53, archived)
Yes.

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 7:55, archived)
I'm glad you agree

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 7:58, archived)
winter is coming

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 7:57, archived)
Seasonally topical

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 7:59, archived)
happy birthday Anthonyb3ta70100

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:02, archived)
Ooh, it's November 10th which is Anthonyb3ta70100's birthday, which is on November 10th.
It's also Equal Pay Day, today. So, happy equal pay day, enveryone, which is today, November 10th, which is Anthonyb3ta70100's birthday.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:04, archived)
^THIS
ALL DAY LONG!!!!!!
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:05, archived)
D'awww
he's 24 isn't he?
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:09, archived)
Today is November 10th and it's his 22nd birthday!

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:48, archived)
I gazzed him

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:27, archived)
He's probably not up yet is still early in the us of a on the 10th of November when it is Anthony's birthday on the 10th

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:36, archived)
pls like & share
b3ta.com/links/Happy_birthday_to_Anthonyb3ta70100
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:57, archived)
fantastic

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:02, archived)
Done and done.
And I mean done.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 10:21, archived)
Yay happy birthday Anthonyb3ta70100 which is November 10th, which is his birthday
I'm so happy I could shit!
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:35, archived)
Happy birthday Anthonyb3ta70100 on today November 10, which is your birthday!

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:49, archived)
It is November 10th, which is Anthonyb3ta70100's birthday! Happy birthday on November 10th, Anthonyb3ta70100!

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 10:20, archived)
Thank you!: =)
A curious fact, I was born a Friday, but in 1995.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 16:41, archived)
Seriously considering packing the kids off to school
Then going back to bed
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:04, archived)
you can't
I need help preparing food for Anthonyb3ta70100's party
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:05, archived)
Can't we just buy a couple of boxes of nibbles from iceland?

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:06, archived)
I keep my niblet in boxers

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:07, archived)
I know

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:08, archived)
Send the kids back to bed, then go to school.
I reckon you could be top of the class.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:06, archived)
My maths isn't as good as it should be

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:08, archived)
They let you use calculators, these days.
You won't even need to bring your slide rule.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:09, archived)
Guten Fry-Day.
My boss has been sitting outside in her car for the past ten minutes, which usually means she's on the phone having an argument with her husband.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:16, archived)
Are you sure you don't work next to a dogging site?
And your boss is waiting for some tramp to stick his willy through the car window for her to gobble on?
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:19, archived)
I can't deny that with absolute certainty.
She's just arrived now and she had a smile on her face, so you could be onto something.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:22, archived)
Is this the same person who has a problem child?
or is that someone else?
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:47, archived)
Same person.
She had to leave early yesterday because her son got stomped on the heid in gymnastics class (by accident). Some people have all the luck.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:58, archived)
Does that mean she'll be grumpy and let you go home early?

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:10, archived)
That's about as likely as the Pope dropping in for a spliff, unfortunately.

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:20, archived)
I'm so excited

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:43, archived)
hi

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:49, archived)
hey hun hru xx

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:12, archived)
nb x

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:42, archived)
alright, the pointer sister's

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 10:06, archived)

yes
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 10:12, archived)
member

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 10:24, archived)
I wish they'd bring out Left 4 Dead 2 on PS4
or bring out Left 4 Dead 3, I suppose. That'd also work.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:49, archived)
I'm enjoying running around like a spastic in cod , it's back to its roots

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:52, archived)
I've never been that interested in COD
but this new one looks really good.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:54, archived)
I loved the first two
never played them online though
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:56, archived)
The online bit is fun , but frustrating because they all have magic fucking guns and bullets and I fire nerfs

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:07, archived)
I love driving over people in GTA too much to buy the new one

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:40, archived)
I like walking up to people standing in the street, and getting really close to them
after a while they get upset, and try to hit you. I then make them chase me for a bit, until they get bored, and go back to standing in the street. Then I do it again.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 10:26, archived)
world war 1 is much more fun @BF1

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:10, archived)
Drowning in mud Flanders Field is a proper giggle.

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:22, archived)

Drowning in mud Hideli-ho,
Field is a proper giggle
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:28, archived)
giggety

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:46, archived)
Yes, the daylight kind of gives it away

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:18, archived)
Only for those with insight and perception

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:41, archived)
Terrible bullying of the Scotch boarders

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:48, archived)
Scottish people
Scotch people are people made of whisky
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 10:42, archived)
Then how do you explain scotch eggs/broth/porridge?

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 10:46, archived)
FUCK YEAH FRIDAY
alright
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:36, archived)
Like the kids
I'm alright
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 9:41, archived)
Fri YAY
Commuter woes. Stuck on a tram this morning for about 45 minutes because 2 trams bumped uglies in the city centre.

Friends visiting tomorrow, which means day time cocktails!
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 10:27, archived)
Last night, yeah,
I was on the tram on the way home and everything was pretty mundane and ordinary, until a couple got on. I don't know which one of them it was, or whether it was both of them, but they STANK with the power of a garage-manufactured chemical weapon warhead. In about thirty seconds their cocktail of extra-mature sweat, rancid milk and feet had contaminated the entire carriage.
(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 10:31, archived)
that was me m8

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 10:36, archived)
Are you broadening your repertoire of public smells then?

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 10:41, archived)
and you can get body spray pretty cheaply. No excuse.

(, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 10:52, archived)