They're not friends, they're contractors.
But by tonight, I hope to be friends
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Nov 2017, 7:55, archived)

Will they give you a calendar
full of scantily clad ladies atop farmyard machinery?
( garidead #meattoo, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:00, archived)

How nauseatingly gregarious.

( 💩 - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:02, archived)

Totally imagining you as Ralph going to the pub with Ted and his farm labourer mates.

( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:16, archived)

going to the pub with Ted and his farm labourer mates eating paste
( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Fri 10 Nov 2017, 8:45, archived)