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Morning.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:16, archived)
Hello m8

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:17, archived)
Hail, stout fellow.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:22, archived)
Ok, so I've put on a bit of weight, no need to be a dick about it

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:29, archived)
That just means you're christmassing properly, m8.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:31, archived)
He's beginning to look a lot like (a) Christmaaas (pudding)

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:33, archived)
I'm gonna black up for full effect

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:48, archived)
hellodermon

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:54, archived)
Stunno

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:58, archived)
reverse corpse paint
How times have changed, for young master Windleton.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:55, archived)
Hi

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:23, archived)
Well met.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:30, archived)
Hi

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:26, archived)
May your house flourish.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:30, archived)
wouldn't that affect the sale?

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:44, archived)
Might get you a bit of added value, I dunno.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:49, archived)
herro
I just had a proper fit of the dads on the tube, telling someone off for having their feet on the seats. What have I become?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:33, archived)
And so it begins.
This time next year you'll be tutting at teenagers swearing on public transport.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:40, archived)
old

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:42, archived)
lol
I asked a couple of girls to tidy up after themselves in burger king a little while ago. They did it, too. I said "thank you, you're making the world a better place, have a nice day." One of them mumbled "yeah, you too."
#DadPrick
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:44, archived)
you should let the poorly paid staff clean up

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:47, archived)
You're right, they didn't look quite miserable enough

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:48, archived)
One of their dads is going to beat you up.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:50, archived)
You're probably right
He's a terrible father
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:51, archived)
he probably always pissed
just open your arms out and hug him. Film it, he'll cry and then upload the footage to youtube. Pay your mortgage off with the ad revenue
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:53, archived)
+ and the whole restaurant applauds

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:53, archived)
Buy a cardigan

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:49, archived)
way ahead of you brah
I bought a Carharrt one a month or so back, off the old 'Electronic Bay'

It doesn't fit and looks awful, mind
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:56, archived)
Sliipers a pipe and some more casual racism then.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:58, archived)
bidnizz as usual

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:58, archived)
#dadthings

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:50, archived)
A responsible citizen.
About fucking time, too.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:04, archived)
That's me.
Then I got up, tagged the window with a fat marker and got on my way.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:13, archived)
Crap graffiti makes me rather cross.
People who tag ought to be burned.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:39, archived)
Can't have one without the other I'm afraid.
Every single accomplished writer started out tagging.

I appreciate the calligraphy, personally - but I don't like to see nice buildings/homes written on
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:36, archived)
were they wearing inexpensive trainers?

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:05, archived)
mid-tier Nikes
Not to my taste but nothing slap-worthy
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:19, archived)
Juicer re opens today for invited guests , great times

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:42, archived)
with kroney on tap though?

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:43, archived)
No :'(

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:45, archived)
Yessss, Hophouse craft lagers for £5.50 a pint all round!!!!

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:57, archived)
yes!
I want the bartender to bore me shitless about the 'citrus hit after a hoppy taste'
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:02, archived)
If this ever opens and lasts a year I'll eat my hat
www.thekentishbelle.co.uk
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:05, archived)
a bit poncey for my tastes

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:08, archived)
shit-looking cheese board

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:20, archived)
you, I mean

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:21, archived)
Finding a pub where the barman knows his products is rare treat.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:05, archived)
It's great if you want to go and seek new flavours like a CAMRA whore
sometimes I just want to sit down and blow the froth of a few
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:12, archived)
A more enjoyable experience if the beer is properly stored and served, though.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:37, archived)
The prices have gone up, no shock there fucking rob dog cunts

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:02, archived)
Just pay the old prices. Kick off if the owner complains.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:08, archived)
Shit in the urinal, that usually get me a discount

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:21, archived)
becks vier?

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:48, archived)
They used to have it

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:53, archived)
^ VIP barfly

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:50, archived)
hello hello it's good to be back

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:42, archived)
Innit tho

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:50, archived)
ur b& m8
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nursery-school-bans-glitter-calls-11541735
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:58, archived)
the loonie left have won again

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:00, archived)
We were all asleep when we allowed the politically correct into small positions of power.
It was small at first but now they've grown into a monster.
Now they are in complete control.
They have the power to appoint others like them.
You may have no career prospects in certain fields if you dont agree with them.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:09, archived)
alright grrrmachine

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:13, archived)
lol

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:16, archived)
Damn right, I don't want Glitter anywhere near my daughter.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:17, archived)
Worst Oasis song evah

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:33, archived)
and that is a LOW bar

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:39, archived)
So everything after What's The Story

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:49, archived)

after What's The Story
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:52, archived)
Except for Supersonic, Live Forever, Acquiesce, The Masterplan, and Whatever

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:57, archived)
I quite liked Shakermaker at the time
and hated everything else since
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:58, archived)
you are both dead to me

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:04, archived)
I was a child!

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:11, archived)
Don't apologise
Own it ya spineless prick
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:13, archived)
shut up you're about six months younger than me

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:18, archived)
Look, I'm at the point in my life where anyone under 25 is a child

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:22, archived)
You preferred Blur, eh?
Me too.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:23, archived)
wanker

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 11:09, archived)
I'm sure you'll agree that Mike Flowers' cover of Wonderwall was the highpoint of Oasis' career.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:10, archived)
Arguably true

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:11, archived)
He did a version of Come On Baby Light My Fire
Which, although terrible, is still lightyears ahead of the Will Young cover.

Also, some knobber is selling the Mike Flowers album for 135 on Amazon.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:12, archived)
Will Young's version was more a cover of Jose Feliciano, wasn't it
Whereas the Mike Flowers version was more of a novelty
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:16, archived)
It's no Lounge Against The Machine.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:22, archived)
Best covers of Light My Fire:
Shirley Bassey
Jackie Wilson
Al Green
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:38, archived)
It's not by Oasis

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:37, archived)
poon

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:47, archived)
ani

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:51, archived)
Padmé

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:36, archived)
Yo
(like people said in the 80s)
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:49, archived)
Big up, and what is the happen?
(as people say on badly-subtitled comedy series)
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:01, archived)
It's well windy today

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:53, archived)
stop mocking him
he's got his winter coat, that's all
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 8:55, archived)
I might flounce

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:01, archived)
stand your ground and fuck people up

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:02, archived)
GS

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:03, archived)
If you did a flouncing musical number in full minstrel black-face,
some people would pay good money to see that.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:06, archived)
Not me

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:06, archived)
me neither

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:09, archived)
Statistically, there must be some people out there who'd pay to see it.
I mean, look at how many people watch 'X Factor'.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:12, archived)
how many?

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:18, archived)
6

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:21, archived)
I don't know anyone who watches it
So I reckon it's zero
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:27, archived)
I would, tbf
Well, I'd deffo pay bad money to see it
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:15, archived)
There we go.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:15, archived)
Morning
Bagel time
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:01, archived)
Lox and cream cheese or salt beef?

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:07, archived)
+ or got a job in a bagel place?

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:09, archived)
First, obvs.
Salt beef is not really a breakfast thing
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:12, archived)
Oh, I don't know.
I could happily wolf down a proper Jewish deli hot salt beef bagel for breakfast. It's a shame a bit of melted cheese is treyf.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:23, archived)
Not sure I follow this new polari.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:38, archived)
How about an omi-baloney sandwich?

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:48, archived)
Bona!
lol, boner
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:02, archived)
topicalols!

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:08, archived)
Mornholes
How do do's
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:34, archived)
How do, vow do
medicine man.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:38, archived)
New thing of Vic & Bob Big Night Out on at Christmas
Dec 29th, 9pm, BBC2
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 9:55, archived)
Eranu!

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:11, archived)
Haha, remember when that was popular?

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:31, archived)
I do indeed.
*gets misty-eyed*
(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:44, archived)
yes but I can't remember why

(, Thu 7 Dec 2017, 10:45, archived)