happy new etc!
feeling better yet?
( manolith - It must be some kind of cave bat, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:12, archived)

no

( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:24, archived)

:(
Just booked Kerridge's gaff for my wife's birthday. You have to book four months in advance ffs
( Richard mcbeef Ham Master Jay, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:27, archived)

Yikes
Any moving news?
( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:29, archived)

All on for the 13th
Unfortunately the Mrs has been diagnosed with arthritis in one hand and has a bone shard in it - basically she can't lift anything. Great timing
( Richard mcbeef Ham Master Jay, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:40, archived)

Can't you just strap it all onto her back?
What is she, lazy or summat?
( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:53, archived)

she's WELL lazy m8

( Richard mcbeef Ham Master Jay, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:58, archived)

WOMEN, am I right?

( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:58, archived)

Rig up a parcel hook system so she can carry things one-handed.

( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Tue 2 Jan 2018, 10:00, archived)

Kerridge's Dean
+ney
( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:39, archived)

best stripogram on the circuit m8

( Richard mcbeef Ham Master Jay, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:40, archived)

haha
I'm willing to bet he's cheaper than Kerridge's.
( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:53, archived)

Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience; for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of, a blessing money can't buy.

( $$, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:28, archived)

if god can cure this fucking flu, I'll go to church every fucking week

( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:29, archived)

have you tried any rhythmic chanting?

( manolith - It must be some kind of cave bat, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:37, archived)

Jesus, of course I have
Do you think I'm stupid or something?
( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:39, archived)

are your chakras in order?
I did notice you were playing with them a lot over the weekend
( $$, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:42, archived)

they ache a bit, if that's what you mean

( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:54, archived)

a bit, yeah

( manolith - It must be some kind of cave bat, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 10:26, archived)