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happy new etc!
feeling better yet?
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:12, archived)
no

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:24, archived)
:(
Just booked Kerridge's gaff for my wife's birthday. You have to book four months in advance ffs
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:27, archived)
Yikes
Any moving news?
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:29, archived)
All on for the 13th
Unfortunately the Mrs has been diagnosed with arthritis in one hand and has a bone shard in it - basically she can't lift anything. Great timing
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:40, archived)
Can't you just strap it all onto her back?
What is she, lazy or summat?
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:53, archived)
she's WELL lazy m8

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:58, archived)
WOMEN, am I right?

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:58, archived)
Rig up a parcel hook system so she can carry things one-handed.

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 10:00, archived)

Kerridge's Dean
+ney
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:39, archived)
best stripogram on the circuit m8

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:40, archived)
haha
I'm willing to bet he's cheaper than Kerridge's.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:53, archived)
Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience; for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of, a blessing money can't buy.

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:28, archived)
if god can cure this fucking flu, I'll go to church every fucking week

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:29, archived)
have you tried any rhythmic chanting?

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:37, archived)
Jesus, of course I have
Do you think I'm stupid or something?
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:39, archived)
are your chakras in order?
I did notice you were playing with them a lot over the weekend
(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:42, archived)
they ache a bit, if that's what you mean

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 9:54, archived)
a bit, yeah

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 10:26, archived)