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First humpday afternoon thread of the year.
Everyone having a fun day and not suffering too much from turkey withdrawal?
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:04, archived)
Yer, not bad, cheers.
cheers.
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:06, archived)
cheers

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:06, archived)
cheers

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:09, archived)
cheers

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:17, archived)
cheers

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:17, archived)
cheers

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:56, archived)
I've just paid off the last of my debt, excluding mortgage,
How should I celebrate?
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:11, archived)
by taking out a massive loan

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:11, archived)
What should I spend it on?
Or shall I just get it all in cash in fivers and head for a spearmint rhino?
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:24, archived)
whizz

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:25, archived)
100 Mick Jaggers, then blow the rest on cheap whizz

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:26, archived)
A classic night in
Maybe a couple of tamazzys for pudding
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:29, archived)
hookers and blow, obvs

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:16, archived)
Alright spanishfly

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 16:06, archived)
Munchie box.

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:15, archived)
^^^^

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:16, archived)
What?

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:24, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchy_box
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:35, archived)
borrow heavily and go abroad

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:17, archived)
Might bump in to muncho, too risky

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:25, archived)
true

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:26, archived)
hack off your knob and bollocks and eat them

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:17, archived)
Is this what you did? You nullo top knot london bum bandit.

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:25, archived)
yes

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:31, archived)
Well, if you recommend it.

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:36, archived)
It's awesome

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:32, archived)
with his own samurai sword, no less

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:36, archived)
actually it was with a bowie knife
I always use it when I perform impromptu sex ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:40, archived)
This is probably the worst thing anyone has ever typed.

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:44, archived)
Thanks man

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:51, archived)
Get this on tick
www.watchfinder.co.uk/Rolex/Daytona/116576%20TBR/34209/item/97517
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:21, archived)
Do they do it in gold?

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:26, archived)
Yeah but it'll be cheap compared to the platinum one , why scrimp

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:28, archived)
Fair enough,
Might get 2
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:32, archived)
Do they do a decent looking one?
Thatís fucking vomit inducing
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 16:08, archived)
I fucken hate turkey
hth
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:11, archived)
Heresy.

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:18, archived)
It's cheap, nasty and doesn't taste as good as chicken
what do you want me to say?
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:19, archived)
I just want to hear those 3 words again

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:29, archived)
Paint my house

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:57, archived)
Best blandy avairabul

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:22, archived)
I like this

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:30, archived)
You are a silly person.

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:46, archived)
A 'sirry iriot', you might say

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:52, archived)
You've gone full Mickey Rooney this afternoon.

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:04, archived)
I only just got this
and I hate it
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:50, archived)
Reckon I'd take to retirement like a duck to water.

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:11, archived)
Reckon I'd take two bottles into the shower

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:12, archived)
CHINNY RECKON

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:16, archived)
^rinse and mince

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:23, archived)
There was an epically stupid clip on the BBC News website yesterday
about a couple who'd retired in their mid-forties and were jetting off around the world, having spent the previous three years scrimping and saving to pay off the last of their mortgage. Their way of making a living despite not working was from the incoming rent on the three other properties they owned and the returns on a sizeable chunk they'd invested. Want to retire before 50? Easy: just make sure you own at least four houses. Cretins.
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:17, archived)
my dad's mate has a portfolio of over 100 properties
it's sickening
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:23, archived)
yeah well my dad's mate is in the SAS and he could have your dad's mate any time

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:30, archived)
good
the guy needs to go. Take him out
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:31, archived)
is Pizza Express in the King's Parade alright?
I'm not made of money
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:32, archived)
no, I think he's quite fat
so I would go for a Chinese all you can eat buffet
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:35, archived)
good idea

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:38, archived)

properties tasteful nudes
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:35, archived)
I think that's a portfolio we all want to invest in

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:42, archived)
I hope they get hacked to death by pirates.

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:31, archived)
the people renting out those 3 other properties are basically just NPCs to them i guess

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:28, archived)
don't eat turkey so I don't miss it

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:16, archived)
http://www.b3ta.com/talk/8141140

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:18, archived)
it's bland and shit for cunts

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:21, archived)
What DO you do with it?

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:18, archived)
rape it

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:19, archived)
I calls it a struggle snuggle lol

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:22, archived)
I actually point it towards mecca before commencing

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:23, archived)
the bingo hall?

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:26, archived)
sometimes

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:28, archived)
Another fun night packing boxes and not having any booze awaits YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Linguine with salsiccia piccante and olives for din-dins, and I taped Spectre on Sunday so I spose it's not all bad news.

Been worse
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:17, archived)
braw! have a Shloer red grape with that

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:27, archived)
:(((((

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:29, archived)
Spectre is a bit rubbish.

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:30, archived)
Oh.

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:32, archived)
Starts off well enough,
but goes rapidly downhill after the reveal. Shame, really.
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:35, archived)
Sounds like my penus

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:53, archived)
lol, willy!

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:57, archived)
You lot act like bloody kids

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:00, archived)
When is the move?

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:32, archived)
13th (a week Sat)

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:44, archived)
Sounds to me like you're not christmas ready, M8

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:37, archived)
correct

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:44, archived)
I might have it
what are the symptoms of turkey withdrawal?
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:01, archived)
a sense of satisfaction that you no longer have to endure something that has less flavour than the wrapping it comes in

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:02, archived)
when your bellend smells of giblets

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:06, archived)
when your gizzard starts playing up

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:08, archived)
Feeling permanently stuffed.

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:08, archived)
when you feel plucking awful

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:14, archived)
i am disgustingly cheerful today

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:15, archived)
Splendid.
Make sure you keep that new dealer's number in a safe place.
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:18, archived)
will do

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:25, archived)
nah we only had a pheasant and a duck

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:29, archived)
you know, it almost looks like you're saying you only had a pleasant fuck. imagine that!

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:30, archived)
This is giving me flashbacks of 'Carry On Cleo' now.

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:36, archived)