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Reckon I'd take to retirement like a duck to water.

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:11, archived)
Reckon I'd take two bottles into the shower

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:12, archived)

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:16, archived)
^rinse and mince

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:23, archived)
There was an epically stupid clip on the BBC News website yesterday
about a couple who'd retired in their mid-forties and were jetting off around the world, having spent the previous three years scrimping and saving to pay off the last of their mortgage. Their way of making a living despite not working was from the incoming rent on the three other properties they owned and the returns on a sizeable chunk they'd invested. Want to retire before 50? Easy: just make sure you own at least four houses. Cretins.
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:17, archived)
my dad's mate has a portfolio of over 100 properties
it's sickening
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:23, archived)
yeah well my dad's mate is in the SAS and he could have your dad's mate any time

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:30, archived)
the guy needs to go. Take him out
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:31, archived)
is Pizza Express in the King's Parade alright?
I'm not made of money
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:32, archived)
no, I think he's quite fat
so I would go for a Chinese all you can eat buffet
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:35, archived)
good idea

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:38, archived)

properties tasteful nudes
(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:35, archived)
I think that's a portfolio we all want to invest in

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:42, archived)
I hope they get hacked to death by pirates.

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 14:31, archived)
the people renting out those 3 other properties are basically just NPCs to them i guess

(, Wed 3 Jan 2018, 15:28, archived)