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Cottage cheese...
How can something with such a disgusting sounding name be so delicious?
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Dok Zombie 21st Century Viking, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:04,
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Cheese? Made in a cottage? What is disgucting (sic) about that?
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milknosugar diz breakz my heart ow can ne one be so cruel?, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:05,
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Rhymes with frottage?
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Bob Todd, Groincrusher General Wrath of the Lich King is MINT!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:06,
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We all have typos occasionally.
So why is it always a source of derision on B3ta?
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Dok Zombie 21st Century Viking, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:06,
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Typographical errors, you lazy cunt.
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Master Of Turnips., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:07,
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Greasy fingers
Equals lazy typing.
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Dok Zombie 21st Century Viking, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:08,
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Because of LASERS
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Bob Todd, Groincrusher General Wrath of the Lich King is MINT!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:07,
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ffs
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mongychops, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:05,
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is it time for Dr Who yet?
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Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:05,
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Did Dr Who fall off the popular page? I can't find it?
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milknosugar diz breakz my heart ow can ne one be so cruel?, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:06,
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www.kineticnorth.com/drwho fell off the popular page, you say?
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Bob Todd, Groincrusher General Wrath of the Lich King is MINT!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:07,
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Except it didn't.
Because there are 4 links to
www.kineticnorth.com/drwho on the popular page
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Karl Hysteria, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:08,
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Oh good.
I'd hate to think that
www.kineticnorth.com/drwho had fallen off the popular page.
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Bob Todd, Groincrusher General Wrath of the Lich King is MINT!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:09,
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I don't know what I'll do if
www.kineticnorth.com/drwho falls off the popular page
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Karl Hysteria, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:09,
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I would be very sad if
www.kineticnorth.com/drwho fell off the popular page.
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Bob Todd, Groincrusher General Wrath of the Lich King is MINT!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:11,
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THERE ARE FOUR FUCKING LINKS TO
www.kineticnorth.com/drwho
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Karl Hysteria, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:07,
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it appears to be on there three times
I am at a loss to explain this phenomenon
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Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:07,
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It has a nice name
Yet is disgusting.
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Pickle Fairy The sexiest gherkin, all the way around, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:06,
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Because of LASERS
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Bob Todd, Groincrusher General Wrath of the Lich King is MINT!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:06,
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry a brolly around with him?
.
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Tedmus, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:55,
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He's just well prepared
Maybe he was a Boy Scout?
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in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:55,
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He
may be a weather enthuiast and regularly checks the Met Office website?
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Tedmus, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:02,
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This seems very likely
given the facts of the case.
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in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:03,
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what
facts do you refer to?
You seem to know a lot.
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Tedmus, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:08,
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bloody hell
are you lost?
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Azra3l obviously an enormous coke head, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:04,
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No, my child,
he is found.
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allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:04,
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*feeds you curry*
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Azra3l obviously an enormous coke head, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:05,
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*spews on your feet*
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allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:06,
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hello!
:)
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Tedmus, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:09,
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Incase it rains.
Alternatively
"Fo' Drizzle My Nizzle"
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Master Of Turnips., Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56,
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bring me up to speed here, when did "in case" become one word?
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Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56,
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I always thought it was
And only recently found out it wasn't :(
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Pickle Fairy The sexiest gherkin, all the way around, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57,
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see also: "alot"
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Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57,
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Should that be one word?
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Pickle Fairy The sexiest gherkin, all the way around, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:59,
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aaargh I hate it when people write "alot"
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Lollylegs rocks our slow life, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:59,
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and "alright".
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Master Of Turnips., Fri 9 May 2008, 21:59,
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alright IS a word you cuntstack
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alright
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Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:00,
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A stack of cunts.
Pure poetry.
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Lollylegs rocks our slow life, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:00,
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It's poor english.
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Master Of Turnips., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:01,
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hippy
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Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:02,
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Awesome.
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Master Of Turnips., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:02,
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Like ok, rather than okay?
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Kytons is avoiding sunburn, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:02,
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what would you say then
'excuse me sir would it be alright if i take this chair?'
would you prefer ok?
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mongychops, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:04,
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I'd prefer all right.
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Master Of Turnips., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:04,
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crazy
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mongychops, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:05,
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around the time I missed the space bar.
incase you didn't notice.
Alright, alot... that's all I can think of
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Master Of Turnips., Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57,
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I get pissed off with a guy at work who doesn't understand that there is a difference between 'maybe' and 'may be'
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Nile, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:58,
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it may be that maybe he's a retard.
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Master Of Turnips., Fri 9 May 2008, 21:58,
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Fo drizzle
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cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56,
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sh dr
ahem!
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milknosugar diz breakz my heart ow can ne one be so cruel?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56,
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How the fuck did you catch that in the 2 seconds between my initial post and my edit :(:(:(
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cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57,
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Sky+ Broadband
I can rewind live internet :)
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milknosugar diz breakz my heart ow can ne one be so cruel?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:58,
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AWESOME
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cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:00,
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I saw it as well
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Pickle Fairy The sexiest gherkin, all the way around, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:58,
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Faster than a speeding bullet!
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Kytons is avoiding sunburn, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:58,
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Because he is luffly
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Pickle Fairy The sexiest gherkin, all the way around, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56,
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[THE WRONG ANSWER]
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milknosugar diz breakz my heart ow can ne one be so cruel?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56,
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Ha ha you prong!
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Lightguy In the bath, thinking of you, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:00,
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because he's a cuntlord
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Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56,
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Is that
his official title when producing porn?
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moogy boobles Hebbo, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:09,
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drizzle dizzle
*yawn*
I've just spent £20 on Lucky Charms, Milk Duds, Kool-Aid, Lucky Charms and other random US foods.
I'll be an internet fatty in no time.
Oh, hang on...
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lazygamer gazywazygazygaygay :(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56,
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I just spent £125 on a monitor
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Master Of Turnips., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:02,
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Can you eat this monitor?
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lazygamer gazywazygazygaygay :(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:03,
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LOTS of Lucky Charms then
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in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:03,
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Actually, just one 'snack pot' of them.
At £7 per box, they can feck off.
Although I also got some cans of JOLT cola and a bottle of 'BAWLS', shame they didn't sell BRAWNDO.
Not cheap, but delivery was free (UK based importer).
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lazygamer gazywazygazygaygay :(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:06,
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To get to the other side
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SuperMatt has like some sort of dwarf face-vagina, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56,
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Fo Drizzle
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postal ninja how do you make stir fry?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56,
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Very old joke.
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postal ninja how do you make stir fry?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56,
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He's my nigger and he'll carry around whatever I tell him to
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moohalaa, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56,
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Why do black people lean to the middle of the car while driving?
They think the smell is coming from the window. /bad racist joke
*Runs*
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postal ninja how do you make stir fry?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57,
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you said "nigger"!!
we all know the racially acceptable term is "nigga"
Go to hell you racist.
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Tedmus, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:00,
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ooh....
I just inadvertantly said it, what do I do now???
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Tedmus, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:04,
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Penance
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in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:05,
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in
Cornwall?
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Tedmus, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:10,
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three hail marys
and a roll down a grassy hill.
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Kytons is avoiding sunburn, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:05,
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Because he loves his vegetables
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Imhotep is Invisible is a roboplegic wrongcock about to splat a child, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56,
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He likes to stick it up his bum.
then open it up.
Edit: My TV guide thing cuts off programme titles when they get too long, having just switched to BBC2, it said
"Across the Andes: Beyond Bou..."
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elusive Mario Kart! MOVED to Thursday 20th!, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57,
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Mine does that too
Bob Ross presents a cool programme called "Joy of Pain..."
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in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:02,
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See also ESPN Sporting Classics: Arse...
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milknosugar diz breakz my heart ow can ne one be so cruel?, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:04,
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He forgot about dre?
I know I did
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trev New NSD podcast, in my profile, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57,
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Who?
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milknosugar diz breakz my heart ow can ne one be so cruel?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57,
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Dr.Dre
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postal ninja how do you make stir fry?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:58,
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Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
STOP
Carry on!
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trev New NSD podcast, in my profile, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:58,
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I WAS HAVING A GGRINK!
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milknosugar diz breakz my heart ow can ne one be so cruel?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:59,
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Niffle my sniffle! Yeah!
/Doesn't understand gangsta.
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Bats, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57,
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Because one of it's legs is both the same
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Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:01,
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hello lovely people of b3ta.
i hope your all ok with lots of tea or alcohol
do any of you do these referal things (like the free ipod thingys)
if so do they work?
*hugs if you dont know or if you do know*
me.
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hooker1uk is like an emo, without the scars., Fri 9 May 2008, 21:55,
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I don't. I work off the old maxim "if it seems too good to be true, it probably is"
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milknosugar diz breakz my heart ow can ne one be so cruel?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:55,
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well i'm guessing it's probably all shite then
i may try one just to find out.
but then again i do have pictures to spaz about with ....
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hooker1uk is like an emo, without the scars., Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57,
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Hooray for maxims
Cuius est solum, eius est usque ad coelum et ad inferos
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in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:00,
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TO THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH!!
are you in THAT Chester?
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milknosugar diz breakz my heart ow can ne one be so cruel?, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:01,
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I will be tomorrow at 9am
Revision lectures :(
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in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:04,
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Hello Paul
No I never do them. I reckon I'll only get free junk mail and spam in return.
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in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56,
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^this
and hello :)
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milknosugar diz breakz my heart ow can ne one be so cruel?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57,
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Hello Kev
I marked off 8 firsts today :)
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in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:01,
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hoorah!
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milknosugar diz breakz my heart ow can ne one be so cruel?, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:02,
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veriy *smooch hug*
how are you?
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hooker1uk is like an emo, without the scars., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:02,
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I am well thanks :)
How are you and the growing family?
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in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:06,
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i'm worn out organising a charity event (with potential for a lolbash)
the baby is all good loving the sun
gus is chilling out
and jess is trying not to grump
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hooker1uk is like an emo, without the scars., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:08,
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jeccy swears by them
but I got nowhere in the one I tried.
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lazygamer gazywazygazygaygay :(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:03,
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i shall have to contact jeccy about this
see how he got so far with it,
i only looking at it for a cheap mobile
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hooker1uk is like an emo, without the scars., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:06,
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HEY GUYS
I DID POOP
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Karl Hysteria, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:51,
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WICKED!
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baldmonkey supreme godhead of the Church Of The Fickle Unity, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:51,
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I'm eating tortilla chips.
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cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:51,
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I'm eating candy
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Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52,
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watermelony ant candy?
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Kristine a fucking whore, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:53,
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Watermelon Lifesavers. *Nyom*
I haven't had them in ages. :(
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trev New NSD podcast, in my profile, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54,
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BANANA FTMFW
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Kristine a fucking whore, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54,
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We don't get them over here anymore
A lovely American lady bought me some the other year when she was coming over. :)
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trev New NSD podcast, in my profile, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56,
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atomic fireballs!
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Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56,
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roar!
I can't handle those.
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Kristine a fucking whore, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57,
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Sweet, sweet candy.
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Sygiinu, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:53,
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Mmmm
gummy Venus de Milo
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Sygiinu, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54,
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pfffffft!
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milknosugar diz breakz my heart ow can ne one be so cruel?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54,
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Don't eat too much, you'll get fat.
said the man eating tortilla chips
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cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:53,
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Too late!
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Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56,
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I want more wine :(
we are out of wine.
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Nile, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54,
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I have lots, come to me.
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cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54,
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what, you think I'm *that* easy?
I'll be there in 3 hours
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Nile, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57,
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*makes note for your biography*
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Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52,
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What colour was it?
What shape?
What did it smell of?
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SuperMatt has like some sort of dwarf face-vagina, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52,
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STOP ENCOURAGING THIS.
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rosalicious stand me up buttercup, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52,
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But it's better than one of Master Of Turnips' posts
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SuperMatt has like some sort of dwarf face-vagina, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:53,
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Brown.
Poo.
Poo.
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Karl Hysteria, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:53,
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>:(
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Kristine a fucking whore, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:53,
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LOLWACKY!
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milknosugar diz breakz my heart ow can ne one be so cruel?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52,
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It's better than anything the guy below me posted.
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Karl Hysteria, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52,
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This is true
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milknosugar diz breakz my heart ow can ne one be so cruel?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:53,
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Erm ... hooray
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Kytons is avoiding sunburn, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52,
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I had lemonade, and mango sorbet
and I want beer, but it'll make me snore.
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Bats, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52,
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JOO DEED??
WAHW
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Kristine a fucking whore, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52,
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Did you pay for her?
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postal ninja how do you make stir fry?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52,
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Would Gillian McKeith have approved?
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Pickle Fairy The sexiest gherkin, all the way around, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52,
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If you are what you eat, she must eat a lot of arseholes.
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trev New NSD podcast, in my profile, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54,
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That is very true
She deserves a big slap. And to be fat again.
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Pickle Fairy The sexiest gherkin, all the way around, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:55,
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No
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Karl Hysteria, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54,
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Oh well done
Have you got the newsdesk number for the local paper? They love this type of human interest story.
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in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52,
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The Blackpool Gazette would run this on the front page.
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milknosugar diz breakz my heart ow can ne one be so cruel?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54,
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I'll email them.
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Karl Hysteria, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54,
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Get a fork
This means something...
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Imhotep is Invisible is a roboplegic wrongcock about to splat a child, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54,
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You're going to stab Karl in the eye?
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Kristine a fucking whore, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:55,
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Yes
But I obviously require his cutlery to do this
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Imhotep is Invisible is a roboplegic wrongcock about to splat a child, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57,
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When I'm looking at dull porn pics
I have a strong desire to put on Leftbank from Tony Hart's Vision On "Gallery".
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Straightbane is useful! I'm having a wonderful time!, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:47,
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I bet you fucking do
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Master Of Turnips., Fri 9 May 2008, 21:47,
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I bet you were thinking of me when you typed the word fuck, weren't you?
Pervert.
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postal ninja how do you make stir fry?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:48,
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No
I was thinking of my new flat screen 19inch widescreen TFT monitor.
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Master Of Turnips., Fri 9 May 2008, 21:49,
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:(
I am off to bed now then.
I am going to wank
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postal ninja how do you make stir fry?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:50,
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Video
Now
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Pickle Fairy The sexiest gherkin, all the way around, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:50,
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Webcam
then you can see it live. :p
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allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:51,
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Now I'm thinking about you wanking
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Master Of Turnips., Fri 9 May 2008, 21:51,
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*watches*
*rubs thighs*
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allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52,
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FUCK OFF. I'M NOT DONE SHOUTING AT INANIMATE OBJECTS YET.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:47,
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HAHA, YOUR THREAD HAS BEEN PUSHED DOWN BY THIS LOAD OF OLD TITS WHHILE YOU WERE IN MID-RANT
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Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:49,
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Tony has me on LOLIGNORE.
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Peter Davison was Friz, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:49,
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have you tried not being LOLSHIT for a couple of hours?
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Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:50,
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gilgamesh has me on LOLIGNORE
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postal ninja how do you make stir fry?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:50,
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I know!!
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:50,
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tonight I'm trying to help impoverished b3tans
www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/money.htm
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Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:50,
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You're an inanimate object.
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nick the greek I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object., Fri 9 May 2008, 21:50,
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