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Cottage cheese...
How can something with such a disgusting sounding name be so delicious?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
Cheese? Made in a cottage? What is disgucting (sic) about that?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
Rhymes with frottage?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
We all have typos occasionally.
So why is it always a source of derision on B3ta?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
Typographical errors, you lazy cunt.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
Greasy fingers
Equals lazy typing.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
Because of LASERS

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
ffs

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
is it time for Dr Who yet?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
Did Dr Who fall off the popular page? I can't find it?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:06, archived)

www.kineticnorth.com/drwho fell off the popular page, you say?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
Except it didn't.
Because there are 4 links to www.kineticnorth.com/drwho on the popular page
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
Oh good.
I'd hate to think that www.kineticnorth.com/drwho had fallen off the popular page.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
I don't know what I'll do if
www.kineticnorth.com/drwho falls off the popular page
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
I would be very sad if
www.kineticnorth.com/drwho fell off the popular page.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:11, archived)
THERE ARE FOUR FUCKING LINKS TO
www.kineticnorth.com/drwho
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
it appears to be on there three times
I am at a loss to explain this phenomenon
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
It has a nice name
Yet is disgusting.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
Because of LASERS

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
Why does Snoop Dogg carry a brolly around with him?
.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
He's just well prepared
Maybe he was a Boy Scout?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
He
may be a weather enthuiast and regularly checks the Met Office website?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
This seems very likely
given the facts of the case.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
what
facts do you refer to?
You seem to know a lot.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
bloody hell
are you lost?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
No, my child,
he is found.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
*feeds you curry*

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
*spews on your feet*

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
hello!
:)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
Incase it rains.
Alternatively

"Fo' Drizzle My Nizzle"
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
bring me up to speed here, when did "in case" become one word?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
I always thought it was
And only recently found out it wasn't :(
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
see also: "alot"

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
Should that be one word?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
aaargh I hate it when people write "alot"

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
and "alright".

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
alright IS a word you cuntstack
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alright
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
A stack of cunts.
Pure poetry.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
It's poor english.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
hippy

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
Awesome.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
Like ok, rather than okay?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
what would you say then
'excuse me sir would it be alright if i take this chair?'

would you prefer ok?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
I'd prefer all right.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
crazy

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
around the time I missed the space bar.
incase you didn't notice.

Alright, alot... that's all I can think of
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
I get pissed off with a guy at work who doesn't understand that there is a difference between 'maybe' and 'may be'

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
it may be that maybe he's a retard.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
Fo drizzle

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56, archived)

sh dr

ahem!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
How the fuck did you catch that in the 2 seconds between my initial post and my edit :(:(:(

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
Sky+ Broadband
I can rewind live internet :)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
AWESOME

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
I saw it as well

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
Faster than a speeding bullet!

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
Because he is luffly

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
[THE WRONG ANSWER]

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
Ha ha you prong!

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
because he's a cuntlord

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
Is that
his official title when producing porn?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
drizzle dizzle
*yawn*

I've just spent £20 on Lucky Charms, Milk Duds, Kool-Aid, Lucky Charms and other random US foods.
I'll be an internet fatty in no time.

Oh, hang on...
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
I just spent £125 on a monitor

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
Can you eat this monitor?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
LOTS of Lucky Charms then

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
Actually, just one 'snack pot' of them.
At £7 per box, they can feck off.

Although I also got some cans of JOLT cola and a bottle of 'BAWLS', shame they didn't sell BRAWNDO.

Not cheap, but delivery was free (UK based importer).
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
To get to the other side

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
Fo Drizzle

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
Very old joke.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
He's my nigger and he'll carry around whatever I tell him to

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
Why do black people lean to the middle of the car while driving?
They think the smell is coming from the window.
/bad racist joke

*Runs*
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
you said "nigger"!!
we all know the racially acceptable term is "nigga"

Go to hell you racist.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
ooh....
I just inadvertantly said it, what do I do now???
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
Penance

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
in
Cornwall?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:10, archived)
three hail marys
and a roll down a grassy hill.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
Because he loves his vegetables

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
He likes to stick it up his bum.
then open it up.

Edit: My TV guide thing cuts off programme titles when they get too long, having just switched to BBC2, it said
"Across the Andes: Beyond Bou..."
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
Mine does that too
Bob Ross presents a cool programme called "Joy of Pain..."
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
See also ESPN Sporting Classics: Arse...

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
He forgot about dre?
I know I did
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
Who?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
Dr.Dre

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
STOP





Carry on!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
I WAS HAVING A GGRINK!

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
Niffle my sniffle! Yeah!
/Doesn't understand gangsta.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
Because one of it's legs is both the same

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
hello lovely people of b3ta.
i hope your all ok with lots of tea or alcohol

do any of you do these referal things (like the free ipod thingys)

if so do they work?

*hugs if you dont know or if you do know*

me.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
I don't. I work off the old maxim "if it seems too good to be true, it probably is"

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
well i'm guessing it's probably all shite then
i may try one just to find out.

but then again i do have pictures to spaz about with ....
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
Hooray for maxims
Cuius est solum, eius est usque ad coelum et ad inferos
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
TO THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH!!
are you in THAT Chester?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
I will be tomorrow at 9am
Revision lectures :(
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
Hello Paul
No I never do them. I reckon I'll only get free junk mail and spam in return.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
^this
and hello :)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
Hello Kev
I marked off 8 firsts today :)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
hoorah!

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
veriy *smooch hug*
how are you?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
I am well thanks :)
How are you and the growing family?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
i'm worn out organising a charity event (with potential for a lolbash)
the baby is all good loving the sun
gus is chilling out
and jess is trying not to grump
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
jeccy swears by them
but I got nowhere in the one I tried.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
i shall have to contact jeccy about this
see how he got so far with it,

i only looking at it for a cheap mobile
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
HEY GUYS
I DID POOP
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
WICKED!

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
I'm eating tortilla chips.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
I'm eating candy

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
watermelony ant candy?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
Watermelon Lifesavers. *Nyom*
I haven't had them in ages. :(
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
BANANA FTMFW

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
We don't get them over here anymore
A lovely American lady bought me some the other year when she was coming over. :)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
atomic fireballs!

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
roar!
I can't handle those.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
Sweet, sweet candy.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
Mmmm
gummy Venus de Milo
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
pfffffft!

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
Don't eat too much, you'll get fat.
said the man eating tortilla chips
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:53, archived)

Too late!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
I want more wine :(
we are out of wine.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
I have lots, come to me.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
what, you think I'm *that* easy?



I'll be there in 3 hours
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
*makes note for your biography*

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
What colour was it?
What shape?
What did it smell of?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
STOP ENCOURAGING THIS.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
But it's better than one of Master Of Turnips' posts

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
Brown.
Poo.
Poo.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
>:(

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
LOLWACKY!

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
It's better than anything the guy below me posted.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
This is true

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
Erm ... hooray

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
I had lemonade, and mango sorbet
and I want beer, but it'll make me snore.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
JOO DEED??
WAHW
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
Did you pay for her?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
Would Gillian McKeith have approved?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
If you are what you eat, she must eat a lot of arseholes.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
That is very true
She deserves a big slap. And to be fat again.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
No

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
Oh well done
Have you got the newsdesk number for the local paper? They love this type of human interest story.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
The Blackpool Gazette would run this on the front page.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
I'll email them.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
Get a fork
This means something...
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
You're going to stab Karl in the eye?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
Yes
But I obviously require his cutlery to do this
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
When I'm looking at dull porn pics
I have a strong desire to put on Leftbank from Tony Hart's Vision On "Gallery".
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
I bet you fucking do

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
I bet you were thinking of me when you typed the word fuck, weren't you?
Pervert.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
No
I was thinking of my new flat screen 19inch widescreen TFT monitor.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
:(
I am off to bed now then.





I am going to wank
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
Video
Now
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
Webcam
then you can see it live. :p
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
Now I'm thinking about you wanking

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
*watches*
*rubs thighs*
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
FUCK OFF. I'M NOT DONE SHOUTING AT INANIMATE OBJECTS YET.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
HAHA, YOUR THREAD HAS BEEN PUSHED DOWN BY THIS LOAD OF OLD TITS WHHILE YOU WERE IN MID-RANT

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
Tony has me on LOLIGNORE.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
have you tried not being LOLSHIT for a couple of hours?

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
gilgamesh has me on LOLIGNORE

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
I know!!

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
tonight I'm trying to help impoverished b3tans
www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/money.htm
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
You're an inanimate object.

(, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:50, archived)