Seeing as people are wasting them
I'll do one, seeing as the question is too far down.

Jacques do a Forest Fruits and there's an Orchard Fruits now.
( Sammi Sunglasses FTW, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:58, archived)

orchards

(glenbo Amagads, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

What?

( Sammi Sunglasses FTW, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

Happy birthday youngling
Youth is wasted on the young, and that youth is wasted.
(Ronnie Spleen Hurlimanns with a Marmite chaser on, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

Fuck youth
Youth shall get fucked
( Sammi Sunglasses FTW, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

PEEDO

( wynoh menace to sobriety, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

+ on cheap speed and white cider

(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:12, archived)

UGH!"
White cider is one of the most horrible things ever
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:15, archived)

I fancy a girl at work, but she's far too old for me
and as such probably won't have anything to do with me :(
(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

Do you work at Buckingham Palace?

( Sammi Sunglasses FTW, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

No.

(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

they (edit - she) might be up for it
make an attempt i dare you!
(glenbo Amagads, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

It's all been very schoolyardish.
I want to but...you know...
(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:02, archived)

schoolyards are where the deepest romances are found
possibly. you never know...
(glenbo Amagads, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

Man up. Maybe she likes winkers.
Just how old is she?

I have aboy coming over tomorrow night who I don't really fancy but might pounce on, all the same.
( LimeyTreat harder, better, faster, stronger, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:19, archived)

The tea lady had a colostomy, double prolapse and emphysema
but I hear she's still game
(Ronnie Spleen Hurlimanns with a Marmite chaser on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

Man, my parents have something like a ten year age gap
And you're a charming, suave motherfucker with great taste. GO FOR IT!
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:02, archived)

How old is she?
Chicks dig a bit of young!
(bogus official GIGANTIC, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:02, archived)

This!
oldest woman i got off with was 42 years older than me
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

but...why?

(glenbo Amagads, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

Ports/storms is my guess

(bogus official GIGANTIC, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:05, archived)

mature fetish and being so lonely that a kiss was as good as a marriage
She was very pretty, but that's in my past.
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:05, archived)

HA you dirty cunt
My wife was 18 years older than me, that's more than enough
(bogus official GIGANTIC, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

My girlfriend is 2 years younger than me.
And yet I feel dirty, because she was at school about a year ago,
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:07, archived)

You are quite right to feel wrong, because you are.
I've not been out with a younger bird since I was 18, I'm 40 now and Ms Official is 50 in two weeks. I've never met anyone quite so voraciously sexy as her in all my years :)
(bogus official GIGANTIC, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:10, archived)

I know she's young, but she is so lovely and I think she's very pretty
At first her parents were agianst me and then they met me and now they like me. :D
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:11, archived)

I'm only teasing
I'm sure it will be ace fun
(bogus official GIGANTIC, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:12, archived)

Not really
I can't get it in
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:15, archived)

Hello.
The only day off I have in the forseeable future is monday, and that's not really a day off because I'm working till monday morning, and then just going back for a bit of a sleep to turn around to days on tuesday.

And also we might have to share our house with two other trainees because there's no accomodation ANYWHERE.

So I don't know if I can see you really. Work is LONG.
( rosie posie *running high pandering five*, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:32, archived)

The Jacques Orchard Fruits is awesome,
but Summer Fruits is THE "Sitting in the garden with your mates" drink
( Master Of Turnips. FOAD, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

Definitely
psst.. It's forest fruits
( Sammi Sunglasses FTW, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:02, archived)

I know that.
I'm VERY tired right now, and drinking summer fruits squash
( Master Of Turnips. FOAD, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

Oooh, yum!

( Sammi Sunglasses FTW, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:05, archived)

I see your claim and I raise you a Pimms

(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:49, archived)

Orchards fuirts
sounds delightful.

I've been plesant surprised by a chip being studck to the bottom of my fish,
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

WIN!

( Sammi Sunglasses FTW, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

It would be if I didn't overcook the chips
Drunken cooking is best with the shallow frying, as opposed to the microwave, it would seem
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

DEEP FRYING. SILLY!

( Sammi Sunglasses FTW, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:08, archived)

If I decide to bnap while cooking
That has the most chance of making a fiore. I always feel guilty about going to sleep after a night on the pisdser with food on
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:12, archived)

I had a near boil-over the other day
Put the chips in a bit wet (whoops)

Then had a flamer doing round chips, didn't drain them properly got a fairly impressive fireball.

Turned the cooker hood black in an instant!

Yay for stunt-cooking.
(Ronnie Spleen Hurlimanns with a Marmite chaser on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:24, archived)

I WANT BOOZE. WORK IS SHIT.
I will have to settle for lovely fags instead.
( rosie posie *running high pandering five*, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:27, archived)

I was standing outside a pub this evening
not but 50 yards from that carnaby street in that london when across the road there were 4 fellas standing chatting.

all of a sudden one of the guys pushes another up against the spiked railings in what i thought was a fairly jovial matey type shenanigan.

about a minute later three of the four guys are wrestling the fourth onto the ground where they pinned him to the ground with various restraining/wwf moves.

even still i thought they were just mates and one was being a bit ott. then one gets on the radio (so me and friends assume they are bike couriers, the pub we are at being a mecca for them aparently).

but no about a minute later a large police van screeches up, they drag him up from the ground, dump him in the back and the 3 apparently normal looking people all jump in the van, the door slams shut and they zip off into the evening.

chances are the guy they grabbed was a drug dealer (it's the only explanation that they would talk to him for long enough for him to incriminate himself) but it all felt a little dirty that 3 plain clothes police were nicely ingrained into the crowd outside of a pub full of people grabbing a quiet post work drink... and for all i know he could have just said the wrong thing.

but the whole thing felt very 'communist russia' at the time...

how have people surprised you in a not very good way lately.

OR...

if you could kidnap one person in the world to keep in your wardrobe who would it be?
( BluerThanABlueThing is a danger to himself and on occassion shipping, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

WORDS!

( BluerThanABlueThing is a danger to himself and on occassion shipping, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

Carrie Fisher

( Master Of Turnips. FOAD, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:55, archived)

Isabella Rosselini 20 years ago
/ac
(bogus official GIGANTIC, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:56, archived)

but then in twenty years you'd be stuck with a snaggle toothed mad hag
who smells of garlic and keeps cats in the wardrobe
(Ronnie Spleen Hurlimanns with a Marmite chaser on, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:57, archived)

It's a small price to pay
Plus I'd usurp Gary Oldman
(bogus official GIGANTIC, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

Old Young

/20 years ago blog
(Ronnie Spleen Hurlimanns with a Marmite chaser on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

Pfft
You cock end
(bogus official GIGANTIC, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:01, archived)

Ethics are a volatile subject.
That is all I have to say on the matter.
(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:56, archived)

Nicholas Soames MP
he's so dreamy
( Gilgamesh lost the "O" on the boat, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:56, archived)

Not half as sexy as
Eric Pickles, officially a Fat Tory Bastard
(bogus official GIGANTIC, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:58, archived)

oh sweet muscular tap-dancing Jesus
that is one ugly motherfucker!
( Gilgamesh lost the "O" on the boat, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

Lost wood?

(bogus official GIGANTIC, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

only momentarily
( Gilgamesh lost the "O" on the boat, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:01, archived)

Excuse me while I find my fat tory jew horn

(bogus official GIGANTIC, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage

( Master Of Turnips. FOAD, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

just so you know
I laughed at that and even clicked I like this

well done!
( Gilgamesh lost the "O" on the boat, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:07, archived)

Henry Cavill.
DEFINITELY.
( Kristine It's all too sweet to last, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:56, archived)

Down with the NWO

(glenbo Amagads, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:57, archived)

the missus
No more date arranging, just open the door and say hello and start the evining
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:57, archived)

It'd have to be something reasonably serious for 3 plain-clothed coppers
to break their cover. It wouldn't just be a case of saying the wrong thing (unless it was a murder confession or an offer to sell drugs)
(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:58, archived)

it was more the fact that there were 3 of them
standing in the middle of a group of post-work drinkers that worried me at all...

i've been offered drugs in soho many a time but i felt a bit meh thinking that the old bill could be standing around listening to my conversations when i'm mouthing off at the pub...
( BluerThanABlueThing is a danger to himself and on occassion shipping, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

Why should what you say change whether you're being overheard by a copper or not?
Loudly laying claim to illegal or questionable acts in a very public place is a deeply stupid thing to do and it's the sign of a bit of a mouthy arsehole, normally.
(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:11, archived)

Roy Khan.

(MorpheusRiot ZIP THE LIP, BITCH!, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:01, archived)

Gov'ment's doing a great job of building a police state.
Soon you can get nicked for owning kinky clips from mainstream movies. Owning the whole movie would still be fine, though. I am not making this up.
(Honourable Member, Sat 10 May 2008, 9:12, archived)

Would anybody like quickly complain at JMG?
I'm offering a 5 minute window, here.
( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sat 10 May 2008, 0:53, archived)

It's raining here.
Sort it out.
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

nah

( Gilgamesh lost the "O" on the boat, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

I'm about to watch P.S. I Love You.
I don't have much to complain about.
( Kristine It's all too sweet to last, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:55, archived)

The missus wants to see that
It sounds all sad, I think I might need to be wasted to sit through it. I guess she likes it when I cry though
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

You don't post enough

(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:56, archived)

to complain to your ego attention seeking self
would be to do what you seek, i.e. give attention and conflict.

Would you like to be made aware of other people who refer to their prefabricated altar ego selves in the third person?

Well, there's Makosi from Big Brother 6. She also thought she was hot shit.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat I'm hating incorrect conjugation regarding tenses, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:15, archived)

I'm back
what did i miss?
( SickRik LOLOMG WEBCAM TITSLOL TITSONCAM, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:53, archived)

Skin cancer warnings as a child.

( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sat 10 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

all the girls in the world said they'd have sex with you
but you weren't here so they changed their minds.
( Master Of Turnips. FOAD, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

My mum said that?
:(
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:01, archived)

(britneylover, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:47, archived)

yup

( moohalaa, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:48, archived)

OH YOU FUCKING BASTARD.
YOU WASTED ONE!
( mike woz ere is so vain he thought that song was about him, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:48, archived)

You've not got the point of this, have you?

( wynoh menace to sobriety, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:48, archived)

It's like you're in my head
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
( elusive Mario Kart friend code in profile, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:49, archived)

Best.MouseOver.Ever
PERIOD!
(Ronnie Spleen Hurlimanns with a Marmite chaser on, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:49, archived)

Food +booze+snogging=happy Bogus

(bogus official GIGANTIC, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:49, archived)

*approaches BO with a sausage in one hand, a bottle of rohypnol gin in the other*
*puckers up*
(Ronnie Spleen Hurlimanns with a Marmite chaser on, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:53, archived)

You fail and fit blonde knockery

(bogus official GIGANTIC, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

Are those really your tits in your profile?

(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:50, archived)

I changed the resolution on my monitor.
Everything seems smaller and tighter.
( Master Of Turnips. FOAD, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:51, archived)

That's because you've gone to "KiddyStare.com"
Perv.
(Ronnie Spleen Hurlimanns with a Marmite chaser on, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:55, archived)

I've had too much cider
kopparberg and Jaques for the win
(I can't believe I said "for the win" that's what internet cunts say)
( Hankster Tam cycles home in a huff., Sat 10 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

LOL

( Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

What movie shall i watch?
I own pretty much everything
( Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

Spun

( Hankster Tam cycles home in a huff., Sat 10 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

Definitely Shawshank Redemption then.

( mike woz ere is so vain he thought that song was about him, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

Ok
I meant i own everything not shit
( Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:30, archived)

Idiot.

( wynoh menace to sobriety, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:30, archived)

Oh dear.

( Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

It was just a general one
it's not shit, you just don't like it. Meh.
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

You clearly have poor taste in cinema.
Stick City of God on.
( mike woz ere is so vain he thought that song was about him, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

Now that, is a plan

( Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

I haven't seen that in ages
must buy it on DVD ashully
( moohalaa, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:44, archived)

Dead Man's Shoes.

(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

HIS BROTHER IS JUST A FIGMENT OF HIS IMAGINATION.

( mike woz ere is so vain he thought that song was about him, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

They're all robots

( Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:35, archived)

It's really Earth

( Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:35, archived)

They're all dead

( Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:35, archived)

He's his own grandfather

( Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:35, archived)

It was all a dream

( Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:35, archived)

He sees dead people.

( mike woz ere is so vain he thought that song was about him, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

He loses the fight!

( mike woz ere is so vain he thought that song was about him, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

Verbal is Sose!

( mike woz ere is so vain he thought that song was about him, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

The Aliens are allergic to water!

( Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:38, archived)

Tyler Durden isn't real!

( mike woz ere is so vain he thought that song was about him, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:39, archived)

Powers & Evil are really brothers.

(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:39, archived)

I think ive run dry:(

( Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:40, archived)

Charlie wins the factory at the end.

( Spider Riviera I'm walking into spiderwebs so leave a message, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:42, archived)

The A-Team manage to escape from the shed by fixing up
an old, broken car with some welding equipment and other items to hand.
(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:44, archived)

Jesus gets crucified.

( mike woz ere is so vain he thought that song was about him, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:45, archived)

It's shit
there's a stupid Hollywood ending where he's ok really
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:46, archived)

Jesus II: Resurrection.

( mike woz ere is so vain he thought that song was about him, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:48, archived)

*sigh*
Resurrection The Klumps
(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:55, archived)

Is that where Peter (played by Jean Claude Van Damme)
kicks the guards' heads off and carries Jesus off in a beaten up old El Camino?
(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:49, archived)

Nah, it was a Ducati 900
they're setting it up as a road movie sequel, "Christ on a Bike".
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:51, archived)

The dinosaurs escape and run rampage.

( mike woz ere is so vain he thought that song was about him, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:41, archived)

The dinosaurs escape and run rampage.

( mike woz ere is so vain he thought that song was about him, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:42, archived)

The dinosaurs escape and run rampage.

( mike woz ere is so vain he thought that song was about him, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:42, archived)

The dinosaurs escape and play Rampage
they like old coin-ops.
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:43, archived)

No one else can see him but the boy because he's dead.

(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

It's not really olden days

( Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

Withnail and I

( Sheriff Fatman Locust Abortion Technician, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

Matrix Revolutions

( Gilgamesh lost the "O" on the boat, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

You are going on my list.

( Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:34, archived)

The first was better.
Before they fucked it all up with CGI.

Like Star Wars.
( mike woz ere is so vain he thought that song was about him, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

I'd like to see a Matrix Revolutions/Star Wars crossover
with Jar Jar Binks as Neo

that'd be ace
( Gilgamesh lost the "O" on the boat, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

"Meesa bounce off walls?"
"'kay den"

so what would change, exactly?
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:39, archived)

Got that away today.
:-D
( Spider Riviera I'm walking into spiderwebs so leave a message, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:43, archived)

Ace!
need to buy some r-cd's, will get on it
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:45, archived)

I'd prefer Jar Jar to die earlier on.
I'd make him Mouse.
( mike woz ere is so vain he thought that song was about him, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:40, archived)

"You likey lady red dressy?"
"Meesa 'range you get sucky by her."
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:42, archived)

Haha.

( mike woz ere is so vain he thought that song was about him, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:43, archived)

Mysterious cities of gold
or Mystery Science Theater 3000
( Dangermouse. ™ is enjoying a VodkaCoke, with extra ice, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:35, archived)

Van Wilder
'Oooohh yea, Sook Me'
( Kristine It's all too sweet to last, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:46, archived)

lol fat
How's it going my tubby friend?
( Hankster Tam cycles home in a huff., Sat 10 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

Well, fat, obviously
But cocking hot also
( Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

You can talk, you porky pricktease!

(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

Indeed
/allergic to curry and mine's new two person meme
( Hankster Tam cycles home in a huff., Sat 10 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

There are roving drunken Scots in the street
I think they are hunting for skag
( Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

Wasnt Porky Pricktease in the bill?

( Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

Oooh, Jacques is selling like hot cakes at my pub!
We do both flavours, but the small bottle is the same price as a big bottle is at a supermarket!
( Sammi Sunglasses FTW, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

Two for five quid at Tescamos

( Hankster Tam cycles home in a huff., Sat 10 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

Both flavours?
?
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:30, archived)

I've only had forest fruits
what's the other
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

It's called "Urban Fruits"

( wynoh menace to sobriety, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:47, archived)

You made me spill Baileys on my chipes
You nuttyy btard
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

i have gin
I'm happy
( Dangermouse. ™ is enjoying a VodkaCoke, with extra ice, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

tonic? maybe a wedge of lime?

( Fox G. Love ...was formerly foxyg, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

lemon, schweeps tonic and ice
:D
( Dangermouse. ™ is enjoying a VodkaCoke, with extra ice, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

ace
as long as it's not Beefeater.

*shudder*
( Fox G. Love ...was formerly foxyg, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:34, archived)

Plymouth
of course
( Dangermouse. ™ is enjoying a VodkaCoke, with extra ice, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:35, archived)

I'm watching Jools and Spiritualized are very busy being fucking ace.
I love them again. :)
(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space
First song I ever heard by them, when I seen them live at a festival, i almsot cried. My gf loves it, as do I
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

I have it on tape somewhere.
'Come Together' make me feel glad to be alive :)
(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:37, archived)