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Evening all
How ya diddling?
(Straightbane Geef mij vrijheid, of geef mij dood, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, Reply)

I'm not diddling. I might later though.

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milknosugar is selling a Nokia N95 - GAZ me for details, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:51, Reply)

Hyperdrunk.

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cr3 is a robot in disguise, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:51, Reply)

Drunk III: Hyperdrunk
I preferred the first movie with the 'tard
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NobbyNobody, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:02, Reply)

Not at all, thank you.

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Nile, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:51, Reply)

You should try it.
I heard you Scans invented it.
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Thats anal isnt it?

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Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:53, Reply)

we invented EVERYTHING

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Nile, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:53, Reply)

Except reasonably priced alcohol

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Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:54, Reply)

well, yes
but you can always just brew your own!
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Nile, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:55, Reply)

Including silly names for furniture
Hurrah Scandinavia!
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trev - is rubbing Parma violets into his groin., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:55, Reply)

~~furniture~~ people
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Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:55, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ikea#Product_names
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Cap'n Tallbeard is against unnecessary pluralisation, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:58, Reply)

HAI I HAVE YOUR CD.
I'm about to load it up. Some tight arse didn't pay enough postage, and I have to go collect it tomorrow and pay Ł1.15. I'm wondering whether to bother.
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Esme BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:56, Reply)

Go and tell the post office to justify the cost before handing over teh cash.
Make them fully explain the lack of postage.

Trev sent me a disc and they tried the same thing with me but they were wrong.
I think it is a big Royal Mail scam

Oh, and tell Noit to GAZ me your address for Randomburnings. He hasn't replied to my email
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milknosugar is selling a Nokia N95 - GAZ me for details, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:58, Reply)

oooh, okay.
One pound is their handling fee. Fuckers.
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Esme BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:02, Reply)

A cd in a jiffy (lol) requires a Large Packet Stamp.
I bet it has a regular stamp on it.
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HAI LOL

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Nile, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:59, Reply)

ELOOO
My sister's friend fell off a horse, broke her collarbone. Only 50% chance it will heal properly.
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Esme BzzZZzzzZZlolololololololBzzzZZzzzZZLOLOLOLlololo, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:03, Reply)

Tired and a little under the weather.
You?
(allergic to curry Well, quite, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, Reply)

Hello n00b.

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'ning.
It's all good now the revision has been soundly beaten with a spade and buried under the patio. Yourself?
(Dok Zombie Should have been revising on, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, Reply)

I am in bed, mostly naked and trying to sleep.
It is too loud in here.
(postal ninja owns a squirrel stealing ninja cat, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4889941
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Pickle Fairy Empress of the Universe, Yummy in a Burger, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:53, Reply)

. . .
Yes. I am going now.

*hugs*

Nighty night B3ta people.
(postal ninja owns a squirrel stealing ninja cat, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:55, Reply)

Eating a burger, waiting for my internet to be cut off and wishing I was drunk.

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LimeyTreat harder, better, faster, stronger, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, Reply)

HAHAHA
I am drunk - *blows raspberry*
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This

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Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:53, Reply)

breathless

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marksta : Back by Dope Demand, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:53, Reply)

I'm going to diddle in about 10 minutes

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magnum, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:53, Reply)

I'm tired
bored
and defragmenting my hard drive.

I am cool
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moohalaa, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:53, Reply)

How not to write a personals ad, Volume 1

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cr3 is a robot in disguise, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:54, Reply)

Fat, manic depressive seeks equally fat, socially inept guy
for quests in the far reaches of Azeroth.
Must like KFC.
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moohalaa, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:09, Reply)

must have own mount
epix preferred.
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spangolin the Party Crasher, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:14, Reply)

You ever try any of the inferior chicken eateries?
Such as Super-Chick or Maryland Fried Chicken?
(Dok Zombie Should have been revising on, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:16, Reply)

By "defragmenting my hard drive"
I bet you meant "eating fried chicken" didn't you?
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What are you talking about?
It's piss easy to understand who you're replying to.
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elusive, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:03, Reply)

Not too bad
Just been watching Peep Show and activating my account
(Straightbane Geef mij vrijheid, of geef mij dood, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:54, Reply)

You just replied to yourself dude.

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To be fair
The way the Talk board works is a bit confusing at first. I.e which "reply" to click, which threads came first etc...
(Dok Zombie Should have been revising on, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:01, Reply)

I've just had some yeasty
apple juice concotion that was supposed to be booze.

I'm very jealous of my housemate, who just got back from Dubai with reports of Hoegaarden on tap....

Other than that the camels are all good and the dust is dusty
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Beejay 'Strayten up for Ceiling Cat but DO NOT USE vacuum, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:01, Reply)

there was a bar by me that had Hoegaarden on draught. A lovely drop.
but it was taken over by the Slug and Lettuice and now it's all Carling and Stella :o(
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marksta : Back by Dope Demand, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:04, Reply)

The globalisation
of the British pub is a fucking travesty.

It's the chavenisation of society. I cant understand whats wrong with places that have individuality and character...unless it's dressed in reebok trackies and swiggng a can of stella it must be wrong.

Capitalist cunts.
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Beejay 'Strayten up for Ceiling Cat but DO NOT USE vacuum, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:09, Reply)

This is one of the best things about living in a small town:
no crappy chain pubs.
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Woodside Industries shunting you up the fudge-tunnel since, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:13, Reply)

I'm hot, tired, in pain and a little fuzzy.
I'm feelin purty good right now...
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Kristine I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:04, Reply)

Thats either the result of a good night with me
or a bad night with Piston Broke
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Beejay 'Strayten up for Ceiling Cat but DO NOT USE vacuum, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:11, Reply)

I am considering a glass of Port
More importantly, when was the last time you had several fingers in a glistening mimsy?
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Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:47, Reply)

About half an hour ago
What sort of port?
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in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:47, Reply)

Any one in a storm.

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Syncubus I can jump a shark at a full sprint! (-5 GMT), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, Reply)

I tried some chocolate port when I was in the Barossa Valley
I can't find any anywhere now :o(
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marksta : Back by Dope Demand, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:51, Reply)

That sounds interesting
Does it actually have chocolate in or does it just have a chocolatey flavour?
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in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, Reply)

I can't remember
I know it was blended with chocolate when it was made so it was probably more than just chocolate flavoured.

It was lovely, but I'd just visited three wineries before I'd tried it so it made me feel a tad icky.
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marksta : Back by Dope Demand, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:55, Reply)

I forget
I do know i got it for two quid instead of a tenner though...
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Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, Reply)

Bargain!

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in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:53, Reply)

About three weeks ago :(

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And i for one shall be glued to the trial coverage

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Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:49, Reply)

Too long ago,
unless you count my own of course :o(
(allergic to curry Well, quite, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:48, Reply)

Well here you go.
*Opens the port*

Bottoms up!
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trev - is rubbing Parma violets into his groin., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, Reply)

Chin, chin!

(allergic to curry Well, quite, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:51, Reply)

*wipes chin*
Oh, sorry.
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trev - is rubbing Parma violets into his groin., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, Reply)

LOL!
*tuts* Mucky pup!
(allergic to curry Well, quite, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:53, Reply)

If that's a euphemism for 'crisp packet'
then that would be 15 minutes ago.
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lazygamer - pratting around up to and including, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:48, Reply)

salt and vinger flavour for added zing?

(Tall-ishBoy still has a cock drawn on his face, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:49, Reply)

actually i read some news story somewhere that teens were so poor they were using crisp packets instead of condoms
somewhere in the valleys or glasgow i think
(Tall-ishBoy still has a cock drawn on his face, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, Reply)

But condoms are free...

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Pickle Fairy Empress of the Universe, Yummy in a Burger, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:51, Reply)

from drop in centers yes, but these are scallies who dont know, i made a big picture at uni about it
ill try and find it....
(Tall-ishBoy still has a cock drawn on his face, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, Reply)

Scampi Fries?

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trev - is rubbing Parma violets into his groin., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:51, Reply)

LOLFISHYSNACKPISS!

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milknosugar is selling a Nokia N95 - GAZ me for details, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, Reply)

*something about scampi and lemon Nik Naks*
:)
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milknosugar is selling a Nokia N95 - GAZ me for details, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:51, Reply)

Too slow
OLD MAN!*

*I am older than you, I am aware of that.
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trev - is rubbing Parma violets into his groin., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:51, Reply)

nik naks are what your fingers look like after they've been in the mimsy

(Tall-ishBoy still has a cock drawn on his face, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:53, Reply)

I used a sandwich bag, once.
//young and unprepared, yet resourceful.
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Syncubus I can jump a shark at a full sprint! (-5 GMT), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:55, Reply)

Were you in a pickle?

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trev - is rubbing Parma violets into his groin., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:58, Reply)

Let's ask her! Where is she?

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milknosugar is selling a Nokia N95 - GAZ me for details, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:59, Reply)

I hadn't thought that!
You nawty boy
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trev - is rubbing Parma violets into his groin., Fri 9 May 2008, 23:00, Reply)

No, a girl.

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Syncubus I can jump a shark at a full sprint! (-5 GMT), Fri 9 May 2008, 23:14, Reply)

few months, been very mimsy free

(Tall-ishBoy still has a cock drawn on his face, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:48, Reply)

You can have port if you bring me some round

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Pickle Fairy Empress of the Universe, Yummy in a Burger, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:48, Reply)

some glistening mimsy?

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Nile, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:49, Reply)

Well that too yes

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Pickle Fairy Empress of the Universe, Yummy in a Burger, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:49, Reply)

I think she meant fingers.

(allergic to curry Well, quite, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, Reply)

And what if i am already supping from a large glass?

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Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:49, Reply)

bucket you mean?

(Tall-ishBoy still has a cock drawn on his face, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, Reply)

Then you need to get over here quicker

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Pickle Fairy Empress of the Universe, Yummy in a Burger, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, Reply)

~~ass~~ +istening mimsy

_{I can't believe I actually scored out ass}
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elusive, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, Reply)

<s>gl</s> would have been fine

(Sticky Label, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:54, Reply)

'bout a month and a half?
Why?

Do you think you might be pregnant?
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Syncubus I can jump a shark at a full sprint! (-5 GMT), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:49, Reply)

About 24 hours ago.

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LimeyTreat harder, better, faster, stronger, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, Reply)

*sniffs*
Smells of gusset
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Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:55, Reply)

Warres Warrior ftw

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marksta : Back by Dope Demand, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, Reply)

About two days ago

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Cap'n Tallbeard is against unnecessary pluralisation, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, Reply)

That would be telling
And seeing that there is an ongoing court case...
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trev - is rubbing Parma violets into his groin., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:51, Reply)

eeewwww, never

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mongychops, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:51, Reply)

about four months ago
in my defense i've had other things on my mind
(Sticky Label, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, Reply)

Well it's been lovely to spend some of the night with you lovely people
But I want to go to bed. Goodnight! Goodnight! Goodnight! Goodnight! Goodnight! Goodnight! Goodnight! Goodnight!
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David2569 Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing!, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:45, Reply)

Fuck off
Goodnight
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Pickle Fairy Empress of the Universe, Yummy in a Burger, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:46, Reply)

Goodnight, goodnight.
You're embarassing me, you're embarassing you.
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cr3 is a robot in disguise, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:46, Reply)

Night!

(allergic to curry Well, quite, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:46, Reply)

Night night :)

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Fluzzy can't say who told her the Chatham House Rule, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:46, Reply)

*chases LASER butterfly*

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Todd the Groincrusher Help make pixel art for an indie game: see profile, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:46, Reply)

Go directly to bed. Do not press F5. Do not pass GO. Do not collect £200.

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milknosugar is selling a Nokia N95 - GAZ me for details, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:47, Reply)

Which one is my goodnight then?

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elusive, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:47, Reply)

Dream of penguins eating waffles.

(postal ninja owns a squirrel stealing ninja cat, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:48, Reply)

You should be!
Put your phone away!!
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Pickle Fairy Empress of the Universe, Yummy in a Burger, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, Reply)

But. . . But. . .
I'm in bed. . .
(postal ninja owns a squirrel stealing ninja cat, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:53, Reply)

Night night
x
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in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:48, Reply)

Hey
Any DJs in here had a play with Serato?
(GoldenFanjita Serato Junkie, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:35, Reply)

I am a DJ.
I don't know what that is.

edit: *googles* ahh no I use turntables and CD decks
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this and this
I still prefer vinyl, despite all the wonderful gadetry out there. I only use MP3 when I can't get hold of the vinyl or it's at a wierd BPM so I use the key-correction functions
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marksta : Back by Dope Demand, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:40, Reply)

it is for turntables
edit: i have a fair amount of vinyl and some turntables at home but i'm in the US. Thinking of purchasing some tables and Serato. The idea of having double copies of any record i can find on the internet makes my penis dribble a bit. Was wondering if anyone had tried it but obviously not. I'll have a go at the shop tonight.
(GoldenFanjita Serato Junkie, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:40, Reply)

Turntables do not need anything.

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I am with you
I love buying records. But this thing looks pretty freaking cool and if it does what it's supposed to is ideal for me.
(GoldenFanjita Serato Junkie, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:45, Reply)

Good luck with it.
:)
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I'm not a DJ.
I don't know what that is either.
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milknosugar is selling a Nokia N95 - GAZ me for details, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:36, Reply)

i love you fanj

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mongychops, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, Reply)

for once i'm being serious here

(GoldenFanjita Serato Junkie, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:38, Reply)

so was i
:(((((((
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mongychops, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, Reply)

rightbackatcha then my little soldier of love

(GoldenFanjita Serato Junkie, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, Reply)

Just feel the love right here.

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I don't need to feel
I can see it from all the way over here!
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Fluzzy can't say who told her the Chatham House Rule, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:40, Reply)

Hello.
Have you sent your randomburns yet?
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No, sorry
they are burned, I've just not put them in envelopes yet.
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Fluzzy can't say who told her the Chatham House Rule, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:45, Reply)

No idea what you're talking about

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in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, Reply)

I would rather talk about kittens

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Pickle Fairy Empress of the Universe, Yummy in a Burger, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, Reply)

My wife has been happy about killing kittens.
100% true.
(postal ninja owns a squirrel stealing ninja cat, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:44, Reply)

I am a DJ, but no. Sorry

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trev - is rubbing Parma violets into his groin., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, Reply)

i don't know

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crazyjude pie, cheese and cayke, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:38, Reply)

my husband
DJs, not heard of it either.
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moogy boobles, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:38, Reply)

Yes. No. Probably.
What was the question again?
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Wicca'd Witch -it fills her with joy to see Moshers out jogging, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, Reply)

Hola Lisa.

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*pokes*
you hitting london this weekend then?
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crazyjude pie, cheese and cayke, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:40, Reply)

No I am not...
I am pottering. I have no money to go to that London.
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Wicca'd Witch -it fills her with joy to see Moshers out jogging, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:58, Reply)

~~Probably. What was the question again?~~ I don't know, can you repeat the question? *rawks*
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Cap'n Tallbeard is against unnecessary pluralisation, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:49, Reply)

no, but it looks cool
go to tottenham court road and blag a go on it at one of the music shops there. that's what i'd do
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spacefish you you you you you you, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:45, Reply)

sounds like the best plan
ta
(GoldenFanjita Serato Junkie, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:48, Reply)

massive thunder storm overhead
im sat on my window ledge watching a massive lightening storm going over ahead its pouring down with rain. it smells lush.

do you like thunderstorms?
(Tall-ishBoy still has a cock drawn on his face, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:34, Reply)

I love thunderstorms
all noisy and boomy. exciting.
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spangolin the Party Crasher, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:34, Reply)

hello yes would you like me to bring anything with me tomorrow?

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cr3 is a robot in disguise, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:35, Reply)

lots of hunny and plenty of money

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Dangermouse [aka WebClam] ™ VW Passat 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, Reply)

no, just yourself

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spangolin the Party Crasher, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:47, Reply)

Can do. :3

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cr3 is a robot in disguise, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:48, Reply)

not much boom, plenty of lightening

(Tall-ishBoy still has a cock drawn on his face, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:36, Reply)

pretty soon it'll weigh nothing at all!

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Gilgamesh - tastier than an unguarded penguin nest, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, Reply)

we've had one tonight
it was distinctly underwhelming.
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Nile, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:35, Reply)

I'm sitting in a beanbag with my laptop on one knee drinking cold corona
In the sweltering heat of the night.
I prefer this.
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cr3 is a robot in disguise, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:35, Reply)

My favourite is tornado weather!
So calm and dark. Very nice.
(postal ninja owns a squirrel stealing ninja cat, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:35, Reply)

I drove through one at about five today
on the M25 near Watford. It was a nightmare.
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Yes.
Apart from the one time when it hit the local phone exchange and fried my internets for 72 hours.
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lazygamer - pratting around up to and including, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:36, Reply)

that's nice
it'll be a lot lighter for you now
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Gilgamesh - tastier than an unguarded penguin nest, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:36, Reply)