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Typical saturday for me. Dabbing savlon on my hands and arms,
trying to find a compatible codec so I can convert films to run on my multimedia HDD, and drinking tea.

There's never a dull moment here.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
I have made a blend of strawberry tea and breakfast tea
I am winning
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
What the shit is breakfast tea?

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:52, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Breakfast_tea
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
I want us to call Sri Lanka Ceylon again
and then we can say 'I'll catch the next zeppelin to Ceylon and be back within a fortnight, what!'
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
This would also require the resurgence of the zeppelin, however.

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
This is a correct answer
*Tea five*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
So it's just black tea then?

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
No you uneducated tramp magnet
get back to working in the fields while us Empire types enjoy ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
FOOLISH WOMAN.

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
Sausage bacon and cornflake flavour

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
Breakberry Tea? Hmmm

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
It is quite nom
because fruit teas often lack the tea based 'muscle' but this has it in SPADES.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
I'm going to accept your challenge and try a fruit tea/proper tea hybrid

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
Good luck!
May it be as hearty as my brew
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
I'm watching The Young Knives links on YouTube
Exciting stuff...
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
Do you want another cuppa?

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
aye, can do.

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
i'll put the kettle on
shall i as i'm downstairs?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
They played at my local a few years back

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
were they told to fork off ?

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
I love them.
I met Henry. He's ace.

I just got the new cd today for my OMGBIRTHDAY
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
They are the least likely looking
band ever.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
I always think that's cute in a band
when you think the roadies have wandered on then you realize it is actually the band
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
I always listen to music on shuffle and about 10 minutes ago I burst into tears because The Cranberries - Linger came on and I hadn't heard it in ages.
I have the hormones of a heavily pregnant woman.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
Sometimes songs just do that. *hugs*
There are some songs that if they come on in a shop I have to leave or I will blub.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
Aww, that album reminds me of ten years ago, living
in Coventry and being lent that album by Sam. She turned out to be a mental.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
Do I know her?

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
I like your sig.
:p
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
Well, quite

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
Do you attract mad women then?

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
You could say that
Or I could be attracted to them, I'm not really sure
I like a challenge
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
Are you sure they're not normal when you meet them?
*raises one eyebrow*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
Definately

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
My ex liked me when I was broken.
Once he'd helped me put myself back together he stopped loving me and left. I guess he likes a challenge too - he's found himself another one now.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
Yup
I've fixed a few that have buggered off after repair
"I'm better now, thanks, bye"
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
*hugs*
I was in total shock that after all the effort he'd put in over four years that he would lose interest and leave just as things were getting good! Pah!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
Haha, probably.
She was easily mad enough.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
*hugs*
Me too at the moment, I was just bemoaning the fact to a friend.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
I have the hormones if a heavily pregnant woman too
They are over there in that jar.

Right I am off for a bit /talk. Be good.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
Motorcycle Emptiness by the Manic Street Preachers does that to me
Summer of 1992, working on a caravan park in the Lakes, refitting and restocking a cellar on a red hot day and drinking Strongbow and ice (15 years before it became 'cool' to do cider and ice!) :)
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
That happened to me
I heard Hey Jealousy by the Gin Blossoms on TOTP2 a couple of years back and I started bawling my massive eyes out
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
I have three electrical items that still have the thin plastic film over the screens
They have been like this for six months, and thus far I have managed not to peel them off
The one on my dvd player lasted 8 moths before I gave in
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
Ooh, someone elso who does this! I had
a film on my RSA security fob. I managed about 4 months.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
I have it on two phones and my bedroom Freeview box
This moring I pulled the one off my bike computer as it was starting to peel

You can just see it on this one top right hand corner is the tab
www.flickr.com/photos/thehankster/2480557728/
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
It's so much more satisfying
leaving it on for that long.

Fnar.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
i'm still stressing out about everything.

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
*hugs*

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
Don't stress, you have LOVELY CLOTHES and it is sunny

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
Poor you.
Have this cuppa.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
thank you vere much!

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
I'm off to Coffee Cake and Kink in Covent Garden shortly
Feel free to turn up everyone.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
I'm listening to some "Weird Al" Yankovic
Then I'm off for a haircut and to get my girlfriend a card.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
How are the wounds?
I has tea also.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
Hurty but looking better.
I'm off the painkillers now.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
I'm going to go laze about in the sunshine in a bit
Finish my book, top up the tan and drink much tea. Joyous.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
Xvid?
How are the arms?
Does anyone know if mooey is travelling to newcastle today?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
according to down there VVV
He is off roading, playing a lot of guitar and defragmenting over 4,000gb of hard drive space!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
Ah right, thank you.
Mobile internet is limited.
Beat that lie with a baseball bat :)
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
See up there about the arms.
You can't manually install codecs into the multimedia drive, so I'll have to either wait for firmware update or find a more user definable avi converter.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
codecs
You might want to google for the "Combined Comunity Codec Pack 2",
Did the trick for me.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
I'm going to have a fry up.
Then play mario kart.
Then work my way through series 1 of battlestar galactica.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
Hanks' Neighbourhood Gossip
Noisy sex swinger next door had three men there last night

More gossip next week
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:22, archived)
Great stuff

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:23, archived)
Good luck to her

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:23, archived)
They have camera equipment and everything
and posh cars
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
Maybe she's doing porn?

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
Most definately I'd say

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
could you not go round and `borrow some sugar` ?

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
more likely he'll be
'fixing ze plumbing'

*Zzzzzzup*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
I *heart* you and your gossip, Hank

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:23, archived)
I am king of the curtain twitchers

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
I spent a frantic half hour with a tall Dutchman

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
cor

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
Hello you wonderful piece of awesome.

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
hello there you sex on legs and shoes
i'm very excitedly about to go down 'tip

i will think of you there
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
You want me so bad

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
i'd break you like the fatty you are

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
Always with the sexy.

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
my life is full of excitement and sexyness...

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
How could it not be?
*waves at Mrs Jude*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
mrs jude is at work
i have to pick her up after the tip in 45 mins and i haven't loaded the car yet

oops
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
Shoo!!
Get on with it!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
Flappers?
*sighs*
*melts*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
I wish.
Nah, if you're interested, take a look at my blog.

giggigoofer.blogspot.com/2008/05/doctor-doctor.html
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
Ah, that's not nearly so exciting as spending half an hour in the arms of the lovely Flapjack.
Glad it turned out alright though.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
Indeed

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:46, archived)


(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
Why do you always appear
just as I am about to go to bed?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
I am the filthy dream fairy
*scatters magic pixie stuff all over your face and tits*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
+ up your arse

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
*chortle*
Fuck fuck fuck it's quarter to 1 in the morning.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
FILTHER!
Keep going, I'm almost there
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
*turns to camera and gives the thumbs-up*

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
Just a few more minutes.

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
*whispers dirty words in your ear*
mud, sandy loam, peat, compost
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
As a horticulturalist
you are only making me hotter. *rubs thighs*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
Ahh!
let me show you my large clasping auricles then
www.omafra.gov.on.ca/english/livestock/beef/facts/06-095f1.png
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
Fuck me
I'm spent! LOL

EDIT: PHWOAAAAR!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
And with that
GOODNIGHT!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
Night!

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
I STILL FANCY YOU

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
I CAN'T HELP IT

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
IT'S OK I'VE ACCEPTED THIS FATE

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
It's the Viking hormones
makes everyone want to rape and pillage
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
Milknosugar's neighbourhood gossip
It was definitely Danny from across the street who put the dent in my car roof with a basketball.

Funeral next week.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
I put on my armour and walked round the house last night
scaring people
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
Good work

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
bang!
RARRRRGH
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
That's why I'd like to be a Bee Keeper

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
you look bang on

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
Meeeeeeeep!

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
*cowers*
*whimpers*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
*proffers armoured hugs*

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
*accepts said hugs gratefully*
*reaches up to ruffle your hair*
*realises you're wearing a helmet*
*goes back to just hugging you*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
people keep sitting on the front step smoking
and that's right next to my window and it's annoying and smelly.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
just add water...

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
I have nothing since my previous neighbour moved out.
She was a one woman soap for several years.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
did you get her wet and push her about?

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
nah he just bent over in the for her in the showers lots

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
He?

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
she?

i dunno, i tend not to stalk profiles and only find out when someone is female when i say something like that

many apologies
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
Like a big, green, gritty bar of carbolic!
:D

Actually, her lover did exactly what you described. Eeewww.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
I live in a nice cul de sac
with flats and houses.
Its all happeneing
Sex lady next door, the noisy, Polish scaffolders next door, and the mental womble lady up the road.
The only normal bloke is Mountain Bike Guy two doors up
I spoke to him about Wales yesterday
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
It's all go in Didcot!
Who'd a thunk it!?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
Indeed

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
Hah! Well,
quite!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
what was the conclusion?

about Wales i mean
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
nice terrain

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
Bumpy

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
He was putting his mountian bikes (very nice ones) on his car roof when we pulled up from the offy and I said
"Nice bikes"
"Thanks" he said "you ride don't you?"
I said "Yup, but I've only got a cheap bike compared to those, just for going to work on really, not up and down mountains in Wales"
He said, "Actually that's where I'm off to"
"Ah, nice" I said "I like Wales, have a good weekend" He looked at our clanking bottles in our carrier bags and said "You too"
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
i trust you enjoyed the bottles,

and didn't break into his house to find spare parts for your bikes while he was gone
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
I know he has a Mac
as I can see it on my Bluetooth. It says "Andy's Macbook" and his name is Andy
I should be a detective
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
you could become Dirk Gently

I went walking on the moors during the week, watched them putting the final touches to the wind farms, was all cool
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
*gets holistic*

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
pffft.
You did find out his laptop name due to its interconnectedness.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
I really want to be in the Gower this weekend.
In a wood or on a beach or preferably in a field near a wood and a beach and a pub.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
three cliff beach
I could climb
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
Let's go!
I've got a hamper so I'll bring the picnic, you bring your good self and some beer.

It'll be sublime.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
has she not invited you round yet?

are you sure it's a woman?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
She's very nice
but a bit large for my tastes
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
Lu?

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
Yup

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
so what are YOU doing this weekend?
I shall be off roading. Yeahhrghghhghhhh.

Also playing a lot of guitar.

Also defragmenting over 4,000gb of hard drive space, it's not even done the first 1tb one yet and it's been on for 6 hours.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:12, archived)
you play guitar like a bass player
FACT
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:12, archived)
I do?
:(
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
There's an odd fish in that.
"bass player" I mean.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
yes! Quick. gaz nobby

Advert on door: Bass player wanted, apply within
Lovecraft gleefully fetches guitar case
then either - produces a fish from said case much to annoyance of band OR produces a guitar much to annoyance of sports team of fish who were looking for another player of the Bass type fish variety.


I think I should go to bed
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:14, archived)
when are you going to do a proper webcomic?
the world needs this
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
I'm hoping to have an infrequent thing on my website eventually. It'll go in the gallery bit.
Not exactly a webcomic. No running characters or format or anything.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
4tb of porn?

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
2tb of music, stored DVD's
1tb of games, and some more DVD's
and the other tb is loads of different operating systems and games.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:14, archived)
cracking!

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:16, archived)
Houseywork today
and friend visiting tomorrow, hoorah! :)
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
LIKE A PROPER WOMAN.

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:14, archived)