Dr Who time!
*gets overexcited*

*cracks open the Shiraz*
( Mykeyboy Misses The Captain:(, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:43, archived)

Oh you nob

(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:43, archived)

peter davidsons daughter!

( planearm, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:45, archived)

I can't be arsed cooking
I might go and buy a fucking HUGE curry
( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:45, archived)

Do this and report back

(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:46, archived)

You fanneh licker

( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:02, archived)

How strange, Dr Who is on BBC Prime, I wonder if it's the same up to date one.
My parents are watching it, and as you can tell, we don't get that much choice of decent english telly at this time of the day.
( G to the Onzo. Pardoned by the great Baldmonkey., Sat 10 May 2008, 18:46, archived)

IS IT ON NOW!?

( Dave! The Boy Who Was Sick All Over The Park, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:46, archived)

it's been cancelled

( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:46, archived)

And all grown ups that like it reported to the government for reprogramming.

( trev New NSD podcast, in my profile, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:47, archived)

See also: The Simpsons and SpongeBob Squarepants
Edit: *Sniffs the hypocracy* :D
( Fluzzy 352, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:48, archived)

*shakes fist*

(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:49, archived)

Which were also on when the kids were here?

( trev New NSD podcast, in my profile, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:49, archived)

*waggles*

( Fluzzy 352, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:50, archived)

whoooooooooooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Ready?
SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob...SquaaaaarePants!
( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:50, archived)

:D

(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:51, archived)

I saw that at the cinema and laughed my arse off
sorry
( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:52, archived)

It's wonderful!
I bought the dvd for my now ex, and he took it with him. Bah!
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:53, archived)

It is a great film
Riding the Hoff
( trev New NSD podcast, in my profile, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:54, archived)

that Catherine Tate bloke is fearsomely ugly

( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:48, archived)

I like Spongebob!
Whatcha gonna do? :p
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:49, archived)

Psst
I do too. But don't tell her up there.
( trev New NSD podcast, in my profile, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:49, archived)

Heh!
*sings* Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants..... ;o)
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:51, archived)

My Technology Blog was launched tonight :D
Go ahead and take a look
technical-dave.com
( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:16, archived)

I had a look

(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:17, archived)

Any opinions?
Or suggestions?
( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:18, archived)

It's good to have a hobby
I'm sorry, I'm being an arse
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:20, archived)

it's a bit shit
where's the pictures*?

*topless one's
( planearm, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:21, archived)

This is what I'm really thinking
Or am I? Aaaaaaah
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:21, archived)

Or am I? And then I got off the bus!
( Woodsideindustrier Aktiebolag, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:27, archived)

HA HA HA

(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:30, archived)

eh?

( planearm, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:37, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j9yBOXyPVc
( Woodsideindustrier Aktiebolag, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:38, archived)

I have a suggestion
disable anonymous comments immediately
( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:39, archived)

"OH HALP! HALP! A FAT MINGER AND A GOTH CHICK R SO PULLIN MY SOKS OFF!"

( Woodsideindustrier Aktiebolag, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:42, archived)

hahaha, I forgot all about him

( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:42, archived)

i looked
it's amazing there are no other techonolgy blogs on the whole of the internet
( new_matt, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:18, archived)

pfft

( MrA, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:36, archived)

Want
Ruggy
( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:24, archived)

:(
Not only for the fact that fur is a bit wrong but also thats some shockingly bad taste you're displaying today.

*Shuns*
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:27, archived)

Fur is a bit wrong?
Shit. Next time I see a cat I'm going to beat it up. Fur wearing cunts.
(MooCow_Byter ist Krieg, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:29, archived)

I would never want a fresh one
But that one is already dead
And yes, bad taste, that's the idea. Tacky for the win
( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:38, archived)

I was actually looking for one of these
www.flickr.com/photos/thehankster/674413969/
( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:39, archived)

Are you investing in a log cabin?
I'm trying to find the Larson cartoon this reminds me of but am failing miserably
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:47, archived)

Condition:
Used.

No shit! ;o)
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:29, archived)

That is genuinely awesome
My mum used to clean for an old missionary couple, very wealthy types, had a mine or something. Anyway, their house was fucking brilliant and terrifying in equal measure for a small boy. Stuffed bears on the landing, stuffed boas used as draft excluders, elephant feet umbrella stands, the lot. And it all smelt of mothballs.
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:30, archived)

Entertain me, you bastard!
:p
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:31, archived)

I'm about to put some trousers on
BEHOLD!
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:32, archived)

Wrong answer, wide boy!
;o)
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:33, archived)

But I'm going with my brother to look at fat lasses from Keighley and Burnley decend up Skipton
In hugely inappropriate clothes. It'll be like a sale at World Of Leather. I'll get you a pouffe if you like?
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:35, archived)

I am amused, this made me laugh like the cunt i am:)
www.b3ta.com/talk/4892012
( Mykeyboy Misses The Captain:(, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:37, archived)

You cunt
*affirms*
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:39, archived)

I am what i am

( Mykeyboy Misses The Captain:(, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:39, archived)

Reaching for the rainbow there, Michael
:)
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:42, archived)

Now do you mean
decend on Skipton, or ascend up Skipton. You can't decend up something. *slap*

Yes I'd love a pouffe though. *stretches legs out and waits*
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:38, archived)

Ooops
Upon
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:39, archived)

Good-oh!
Where's my pouffe, I can't hold my legs like this for long yer know
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:40, archived)

We've got to kill and stuff the fucker first

(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:43, archived)

How do they keep the tounge from rotting when they do that?

( G to the Onzo. Pardoned by the great Baldmonkey., Sat 10 May 2008, 18:47, archived)

All blogs are shit.

( baldmonkey supreme godhead of the Church Of The Fickle Unity, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:25, archived)

Incidently, I dealt with your problem on my blog.

( baldmonkey supreme godhead of the Church Of The Fickle Unity, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:25, archived)

Hello flaps!

(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:29, archived)

pleasantly-written
who is the target audience?
( spacefish if you can't be quietly erudite, be noisily crass, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:34, archived)

not me

(thesophie .tumblr..com, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:41, archived)

I just decided to defer my major project
Now i'm off to watch doctor who
(thesophie .tumblr..com, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:40, archived)

Oh my god, that's amazing.
Seriously, I love technology and check a few techno blogs sevral times a day.

but you have there what has to be the most borring blog I have ever seen, ever. I don't know how you did it, everything from the design right down to the content. It's just completely dull and uninteresting.

Well done =)
( G to the Onzo. Pardoned by the great Baldmonkey., Sat 10 May 2008, 18:42, archived)

Thanks! it can only get worse :D

( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:45, archived)

Don't fucking disconnect just cos you are losing the races, you spoilt little bastards
/Mario Kart blog

I'm still bored
( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:10, archived)

They did that to me on Wii pro evo too :(

( Master Of Turnips., Sat 10 May 2008, 18:11, archived)

To the tune of 'Don't Marry Her' by The Beautiful South
When I got my game today
It really was a treat
Got out my driving wheel and sat in my driving seat
The lightning bolts are a bastard
And the mushrooms make you speed
On MarioKart Wii

I never leave the house now
I just stay in the attic
But I don't play on Manual
I prefer Automatic
The bikes are faster than the karts
They glide the track with ease
On MarioKart Wii

And it really is hell when you hit a blue shell and you're in first place
But it's never determined who will win this race
And suddenly octopus ink makes you dirty
On MarioKart Wii

And then I realised the fact that I could play online
I was close to getting over it, but now I'm on it all the time
But if the course is Rainbow Road, I think I'm going to scream
On MarioKart Wii

On MariooooKart Wii-iii
( Peter Davison was Friz, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:11, archived)

I don't have a Wii

( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:12, archived)

have you just been to the looHAHAHAHAHA

( glued eel, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:15, archived)

You're shit.

( Lollylegs rocks our slow life, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:12, archived)

Fuck off and perish

( Master Of Turnips., Sat 10 May 2008, 18:12, archived)

hire someone to go round their house while you're playing them and pull out their controller lead

( glued eel, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:14, archived)

I've been on gta4
kept crashing my helicopter into the ocean...just cause I could
( executiverocker 594F552041524520412043554E54, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:14, archived)

you've got britains got talent to look forward to
go for a jog
( planearm, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:16, archived)

already done ten miles on the bike today

( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:19, archived)

Look, Nerds in the wild OFFLINE!
www.flickr.com/croydon/minibash/may2008/

having fun in the sunshine.
( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Sat 10 May 2008, 17:59, archived)

No
you can't have a question
( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Sat 10 May 2008, 18:00, archived)

if that's a probem, make your own one up

( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Sat 10 May 2008, 18:00, archived)

or just ignore the thread.
I don't care
( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Sat 10 May 2008, 18:01, archived)

I can't be bothered with making up questions right now

( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Sat 10 May 2008, 18:01, archived)

I'm lazy and hot and slightly too stressed to give a shit

( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Sat 10 May 2008, 18:01, archived)

Why are you stressed?
Would it help if I took my trousers off?
( SpoonMeiser "meh", Sat 10 May 2008, 18:06, archived)

now I feel nauseous, too

( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Sat 10 May 2008, 18:07, archived)

FINE!
*folds arms*
*stomps feet*
( SpoonMeiser "meh", Sat 10 May 2008, 18:01, archived)

We were in the wild also.
I must put my photos up later. Although some of them are NSFI.
( Esme Weatherwax BRING BACK THE PUNT, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:01, archived)

"I" ?

( Fluzzy 352, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:02, archived)

;Internet' is the only thing I can come up with,
but anything not safe for the Internet wouldn't be safe for human retinas either.
( SpoonMeiser "meh", Sat 10 May 2008, 18:03, archived)

Internet:p
James was being rude. As usual.
( Esme Weatherwax BRING BACK THE PUNT, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:03, archived)

Ahh, thank you :)

( Fluzzy 352, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:04, archived)

yes, you must.
hurry up.

*looks at watch*


*looks at you*


*looks at watch*


*looks at you*



*looks at watch*


*looks at you*
( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Sat 10 May 2008, 18:02, archived)

give her a chance, it takes a while for her bean to warm up before it can be flicked.

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:03, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4892110
( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Sat 10 May 2008, 18:03, archived)

I don't have a phone cable, hang on.

( Esme Weatherwax BRING BACK THE PUNT, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:04, archived)

just hold the camera up to the screen
I'll look from here
( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Sat 10 May 2008, 18:04, archived)

its just a excuse to take pictures of women in summer dresses ....
a damn fine excuse if you ask me !
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:01, archived)

Having fun in the sunshine?
None of those pictures appear to be out of doors.
( SpoonMeiser "meh", Sat 10 May 2008, 18:02, archived)

we had to be outdoors to get there
and a long walk in the hot sun to Boots and back
( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Sat 10 May 2008, 18:03, archived)

By that definition
everyday at work is 'fun in the sunshine'

I call shenanigans.
( SpoonMeiser "meh", Sat 10 May 2008, 18:04, archived)

I couldn't be bothered shooting anything outdoors
it was too sunny and there were Real People™ around, getting in the way
( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Sat 10 May 2008, 18:09, archived)

something to do with balloons and food

( planearm, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:04, archived)

Oi, its all gone quiet.
who farted ?
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:40, archived)

I wish it was gas.
This is going to be some inner thigh clean up.
( mike woz ere is going to lose loads of money on Calzaghe - RJJ, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:41, archived)

I'm bored

( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:42, archived)

I'm the Chairman of the Bored

( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:43, archived)

I'm bored, but now I have to go and water the nursey,
and dodge the insects. Deep joy.
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:46, archived)

*Takes the minutes*

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:51, archived)

*leaves the seconds*

( trev New NSD podcast, in my profile, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:51, archived)

Good call

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:52, archived)

Listen to this fantastic band.
( planearm, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:50, archived)

That man in South Harrow the other day.

( LNADJKMD lastnightadjkilledmydog.libsyn.com for autumn pod, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:42, archived)

I did earlier
now the grass is dying
( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Sat 10 May 2008, 17:44, archived)

expiring grass
the trees do not need to know.
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:47, archived)

I am quiet because I am deciding what I want to order for dinner.
I kind of fancy pizza, but Papa John's pizza's are very dry, and the only other place 'round here are very hit and miss with their tomato sauce - sometimes it's very nice, but other times it's quite bitter and unpleasant.
( Biohazard was disqualified from the Human Race for shoving, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:46, archived)

I am going to have chips.

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:47, archived)

I am not a big chip fan.

( Biohazard was disqualified from the Human Race for shoving, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:47, archived)

good, as smaller ones save electric
and thats all good for those who love green issues and all that shite.
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:48, archived)

I'm all about the green.
Eviromentalism tastes like lime flavour.
( Biohazard was disqualified from the Human Race for shoving, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:52, archived)

We were in the sun all day. We had a picnic. We had poncy cheeses and bread and strawberries and cream and nyommy waitrose crisps and cider and wine.
And a doggy with us. My arms and face are nice and brown now.
/Esme
( Noit Why is the racism?, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:48, archived)

you gay oirsh tart

( crazyjude is saving for a rainy day - STOP RAINING I'M SKINT, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:49, archived)

Shut up you. It was LOVELY.
How was foreign?
/Esme
( Noit Why is the racism?, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:51, archived)

they allowed you back into the country then.
how standards have slipped :)
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:53, archived)

because of dogpoo?

( glued eel, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:54, archived)

surprise scat attack

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:54, archived)

No, she shat all over the path instead.
Noit had to clean it up. Haha.
( Esme Weatherwax BRING BACK THE PUNT, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:57, archived)

I can't believe Ian Brodie's dead.
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/obituaries/article3896512.ece
( LNADJKMD lastnightadjkilledmydog.libsyn.com for autumn pod, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:18, archived)

Oh you utter cunt

( Amorous Badger :Not so much sXe as whpXe, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

THIS
EXACTLY THIS
( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

Did I lie?

( LNADJKMD lastnightadjkilledmydog.libsyn.com for autumn pod, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:21, archived)

You deliberately spelled Brodie as Broudie

( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:22, archived)

I did, you're right.

( LNADJKMD lastnightadjkilledmydog.libsyn.com for autumn pod, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:25, archived)

You made me sad
:(

I want my money back
( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:26, archived)

*sends 11p*

( LNADJKMD lastnightadjkilledmydog.libsyn.com for autumn pod, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:26, archived)

what!, I doubt he did it.

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

broudiebzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

Err,
who?
( Master Of Turnips., Sat 10 May 2008, 17:21, archived)

one of his hightlights was to be with Dan Quayle.

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:22, archived)

He's a shitty foreign correspondant who obviously wasn't good enough at his job to make me remember him.

( Master Of Turnips., Sat 10 May 2008, 17:23, archived)

he was good, but he is no Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:26, archived)

Anyone wanna take this horrible item of clothing off my hands
before I stick it on ebay?
( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:18, archived)

for that authetic 70`s look.

( Tyronne is a bad mother, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:19, archived)

I have an original dark blue one with the understated badge
That's nice, but this one is just nasty
I was drunk that day
( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

The way it's zipped up at the top reminds me of a bum hole about to go for a poo

( magnum, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:19, archived)

thats really cool.
i doubt it'd fit me though, skinny man
( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:19, archived)

It's too big on me
It;s a medium, I'm a small
( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

hmmm
*considers*
( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:21, archived)

ebay it

( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:25, archived)

Oof
Thats a monstrosity
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:21, archived)

I know

( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:21, archived)

I might be able to get one arm and half a chest in that
Being of normal human proportions
(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:24, archived)

Did you steal that off of Nico Bellic?

( Biohazard was disqualified from the Human Race for shoving, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:26, archived)

Who?

( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:27, archived)

Character from GTA4

( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

Ah
*goes back to playing Mario Kart*
( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:29, archived)