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k leavin u with a present 4 the nite, bin on links but dnt care lol
www.youtube.com/watch?v=II1BkpX03-M
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:07, archived)
just completed gta 4 and only done 61% of the game
this saddens me
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:08, archived)
This confuses me
Luckily for me, I don't play console/computer games
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
Means I got a lot still to do like..
Find and kill 200 pigeons..
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:10, archived)
Ace

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:11, archived)
I would hereby like to offer a full and sincere apology to Piston Broke and his lady friend for being a bastard earlier
I hope you are both very happy with each other and in the future. The only advice I can give you is don't rattle on about it over the internet, as it can come back and bite you in the arse.

Please 'I like this' this so he gets to see it.

In other news, how are you?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:51, archived)
You'd be amazed by the concept of 'gaz'

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:51, archived)
Hey I asked a question okay

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:52, archived)
I'M FINE
and also going to bed.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:56, archived)
night!

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:00, archived)
I'm BORED.
Fucking shit. I want to go out and get crunk in da club.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:55, archived)
I want to remove the foul taste of the ham and olive baguette I just had from my mouth

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:57, archived)
Have you tried
self fellating?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:57, archived)
Many a time
it's yet to work
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:58, archived)
I find that, quite often, I have the taste of jizz in my mouth.
And it's not from naughty time.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:58, archived)
From work?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:58, archived)
Is it from 'oopsy I went to the glory hole' time?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:58, archived)
Time
to start locking your door at night
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:59, archived)
:(

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:01, archived)
I require an explanation as to what this entails

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:57, archived)
CRUNK DAT SOULJA BOY

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:58, archived)
you massive wrong

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:59, archived)
What?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:58, archived)
I AM ENGLISH AND WHITE AND FIND YOUR FOREIGN WAYS CONFUSING

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:58, archived)
*dons pith helmet*
LETS GO COLONISING!

Speaking of hats, I can't wait to get my collapsible top hat in the post to go with my collection
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:59, archived)
you have a collection of post?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:00, archived)
The Royal Mail has my collection of undelivered post
GRRRRRRRRRR
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:01, archived)
Crunk=Crazy and drunk
Basically I want to get dressed up and go out and get drunk and dance and sing and give rape eyes to all the guys and go home alone and pass out.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:00, archived)
But surely its the modern age and you can simply phone up a group of black men to fill you with their filthy seed?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:01, archived)
And make little zebras?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:03, archived)
There's something wrong with you, Chimpworth

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:04, archived)
kgoinsleepnite

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:04, archived)
Black men have big willies.....they just don't know how to use them...
and what you said...has NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT I WROTE.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:03, archived)
And with that im off to bed
WITHOUT YOU
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:04, archived)
GOOD.
BYE. LEAVE. GO! THERE'S THE DOOR...DON'T LET IT HIT YA WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YA.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:05, archived)
*taps mic* hello?
Okay, so I'm rockin out to Three Days Grace.
What you doing?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:50, archived)
Just about to go to bed

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:51, archived)
I thought you went ages ago?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:51, archived)
Then you thought wrong

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:52, archived)
:(
I love you
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:52, archived)
Hold me

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:53, archived)
My arms won't go that far

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:54, archived)
I hate you, chimpworth
*narrows eyes*
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:55, archived)
Me so solly mistah

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:56, archived)
No time for love, Short Gay

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:58, archived)
Me love you long time

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:00, archived)
Feeling a little tipsy from being at the pub
and thinking about going to bed.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:51, archived)
tipsy is always good

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:56, archived)
listening to musics
there's no point me going to bed yet as I'll have to get up to let the cats out.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:54, archived)
I went to bed at 7:30 yesterday. It was a waste of a friday night.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:55, archived)
I did that once.
I awoke at about 3am, with nothing better to do, i completed toejam and earl.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
Well I had to dig out the phone book
but I found a man I haven't dated and had a lovely night out with him. I did laugh lots.

How was your evening?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
Devoid of nervous conversation

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
I don't know where it went
Time seems to have done funny things and now it is 1am :O
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
BATTERED MARS BAR O'CLOCK!

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
Oh god no
*bokes at thought*
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
*high fives*
best food ever.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
I'm yet to try it

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07, archived)
To be honest so am I
I'm not sure I could bring myself to do it.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
You're not truly Scottish until you are
after you have had one, you get the winged mars bar put onto your passport
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, archived)
Which gives you a licence to kill(t)

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, archived)
*spangs with the force of a thousand raging rhinos*

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:12, archived)
No-one told me!
*feels like an outcast*
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:14, archived)
I have never had one
and if anyone claims I am not truly Scottish...


...then I will go and sulk somewhere with my Polish surname.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:53, archived)
It's the most delicious.... ugh, just do it.
i want one now :(
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
Can you get them darn sarf?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
*shakes head sadly*

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:20, archived)
I may take a mars bar into a chippy soon and just say 'deep fry this please :('
but my boyfriend would probably murder me.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
I have a craving for a low-fat chicken caesar salad

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, archived)
Wow, that's really relevant to this conversation isn't it

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:12, archived)
it's a food craving
just not for that
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
I've not actually had one of those since living in scotland.
Had one in a chippy back in brumland when I was a nipper though.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:23, archived)
a chippie in Bromsgrove did them
not very impressed with battered marsbar if I'm honest.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
yeah, it was rajitani's/darrs.
I said brumland out of habit from living so far up north.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:07, archived)
Never eat
Beans with tuna and blue cheese dressing at 3:46 in the morning.

That is all
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:47, archived)
much less desperate

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
of course I'm desperate
I've been through the b3ta men.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
those statements are in the wrong order

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
pfft
she hasn't been through me yet
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
she went through me like a bad kebab

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
cos you have a bit taste
and tell me no.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
You never asked

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
wanna rude up with me?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07, archived)
you talked my into it, you smooth taking bastard
You want top or bottom?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:08, archived)
bottom
we can swap over later.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
Lovely
I'll get the riding crop, you get the lube
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
bah.... I've run out

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, archived)
damn, can you meet me in Noo Yawk?
They have a specialist shop there?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:12, archived)
can't
I'm at work all week.

:o(
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
next week then
laters
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:14, archived)
oklies
ta raa
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
I may never know
I have to run and do some more work or i will never finish in time
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
Summer Of Sam, Bunny, Candles, Booze
BED
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
my legs are sore
my lower back is sore
my jacket smells of beer
but I'm filled with happy
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
/Sam blog?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
:-D

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
WHO IS SAM YOU FLOOZY

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
Steve Samyoufloozy works in the butchers down the road

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
good!
*hugs*
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
*points*
and you my dear.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
Yay happy
:)
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
*grins*

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
Meh.
Mostly boring. I spent the day with my extended family, which was nice. Although my little cousin is a pain in the arse & I'm the only one who'll discipline him in any way.

Then I came home & I've been sitting being an internet fatty. Rubbish Saturday night.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
Awww thanks, I didn't know I counted as extended family

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
Hiding in my bushes doesn't count as spending the day with me.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
But it DOES count as spending the day in you

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
As if you could last more than 30 seconds.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
That's only because you look 5

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
& yet I'm still taller than you.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
Only when i'm lying down

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, archived)
no
you're a short-arsed runt!

/rude and harsh.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:14, archived)
It's funny because it's true.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
pfft

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:17, archived)
I've grown in my London years

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
I doubt this lots

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:18, archived)
He's only been there for a few months.
& he's spent most of those months hiding back home from the rapists & drug dealers.

Hardly 'London years'.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:19, archived)
Yeah right
i'm not even black any more
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:20, archived)
Pfft.
You should've said!

... Wanna come over for coffee?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:22, archived)
A friend of mine is from the town next to Bob's
and if his description's anything to go by, there's no shortage of rapists and drug dealers there either.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:25, archived)
Really, where's he?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:27, archived)
Stop stalking people!

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
You're my one and only

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
Don't you forget it.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:32, archived)
He's from Hinckley, and has experienced the joys of Nuneaton on many occasions.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
Haha ohhhh
I thought you meant my little ghetto in London
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:31, archived)
I'M HERE NOW
*gets naked with*
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
That's much better.
*snuggles*
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
*kisses on cheek*
hallo gorgeous :P
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
Hello.
I'm feeling a bit sulky tonight. Be nice to me please.

*awaits pandering*
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07, archived)

www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-panda-racer-17j.jpg
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:08, archived)
That gets funnier the longer you look at it.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
FILTH

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:08, archived)
Quiet with music provided by the ever lovely Azra3l.
So this man...cute was he?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
He has a cheeky smile
and a wicked sense of humour :oD
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
You are absolutely utterly positive that he's not a b3tan?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
he's a lurker
*shrugs* can't be helped, I obviously very attracted to a warped sense of humour.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07, archived)
And you were doing so well ;)

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
:oD

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
I want to go out. I have no one to go out with. I don't like the idea of going out by myself.
*curses friends with other plans*
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)

l r
n m
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
that too

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
I have just started editing Hindi
I have to get it done by Monday as I have to be in New York

only 5 languages to go tonight - and I lack sleep
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
I spent it mostly sleeping
because my sleep patterns have all been rubbish and it's been a long week.

But I woke up when Mr Veritas screamed in a particularly anguished fashion at Mario Kart on the Wii. And I couldn't get back to sleep.

So I got up, had a shower, put on some new pyjamas and watched a BBC4 drama-documentary about Kenneth Williams that I had downloaded on the iplayer.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
Depressing wasn't it?
I thought it made him out to be far more morose than he actually was - his diaries are full of funny bits.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07, archived)
It was rather sad
I liked the Joe Orton bits and thought the actors were all very good.

It's difficult to get an actor to play someone who's so familiar, yet all the Carry On cast were recognisable and convincing.

I think I'll see if the library have a copy of the diaries.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, archived)
Utterly fine thank you very much for asking
Glad yours turned out alright eventually.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
mixed fortunes, really
I'm out of beer, but I have 4 new fish in the tank, so that's nice
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07, archived)
did the new fish drink the beer?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:08, archived)
no :D
the fish and beer are in no way linked
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
we were babysitting tonight
we had an extra 2 children to babysit for tonight so made £40 rather than £20. Not bad for sitting watching TV and drinking their tea. I also managed to score some extra I.T work for the bloke's business so that's good.

am now listening to Synthesizer Hits (a dodgy cover of Fade to Grey by Visage)
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
I am orf to bed
GOODNIGHT PEOPLE OF /TALK

*goes off to make a litre of Gatorade*
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
GAAAAATORADE

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:00, archived)