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hello?
*shakes monitor*
I NEED NEW POSTS!

Oh god


oh god I'm going to have go to outside :(
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
GAY RAGE!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 18 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
pfft
Its the only way he shows emotion
(I helped save b3ta! Dave! The Boy Who Was Sick All Over The Park, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
you shut up, shortarse :)

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
I've just eaten a mini melton mowbray pork pie with bacon
it truly is the small snack sized pie of pies.

I think I may go and sit in the garden and drink either Newcastle Brown or tea. I can't decide which.
(I helped save b3ta! milknosugar diz breakz my heart ow can ne one be so cruel?, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
Jesus, you've got it bad
I suggest meeting some real people
I was going to go to the pub, but I know I'll just end up shitfaced and feel like shite at work tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
but
I'm real!
relatively
most of the time
(I helped save b3ta! Vladimir, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
I totally slept with an older woman the other night.

(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
Tell us more, on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Easty The Ginge We Need, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
Are you reporting for the red enquirer?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 18 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
YES!
*dons hat with little slip of paper saying 'PRESS' on it*
*scribbles frantically on notebook*
(I helped save b3ta! Easty The Ginge We Need, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
*Helps with the colouring in*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 18 May 2008, 14:24, archived)

I hope you'll be writing up your article looking like this:
www.bonkworld.org/media/img/djbannon.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Vladimir, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
Veritably!

(I helped save b3ta! Easty The Ginge We Need, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
Thirty four, Easty. Thirty four.
That's well old.
(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
Is it true that she's only being kept alive by virgin's blood?

(I helped save b3ta! Easty The Ginge We Need, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
And my gymnastic sexual prowess.

(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
pffft

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - www.renegaderadio.co.uk, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
did you roll over, pull the duvet over yourself after and go to sleep only to wake up and realise it was a big saggy flat boob?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
Yes.

(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
How much older?

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
Nine years.
So not that much older, really.
(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
When she was like, 9, you weren't, like, even born or anything.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere is going to lose loads of money on Calzaghe - RJJ, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
I totally know.
Incidentally, she had the best breasts I have ever seen.
(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
A 9 years gap is my maxim also.
She was an air hostess! I always say this because people form a mental picture that could not possibly be worse than the reality.

She wasn't the best looking air hostess...
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere is going to lose loads of money on Calzaghe - RJJ, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
This one was an Albanian who I work with.
Work's going to be fun for a while...
(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
Haha, we've all been there.
The phrase "Shitting on your own doorstep" springs to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere is going to lose loads of money on Calzaghe - RJJ, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
I'M REALLY ENJOYING DOCTOR WHO AND CAKE

(I helped save b3ta! Karl Hysteria, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
for the first time ever
I'm actually listening to A Night At The Opera from start to finish.

I don't like that it's so difficult to buy albums now, instead only being able to get Greatest Hits compilations.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt has like some sort of dwarf face-vagina, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
I blame The Government

(I helped save b3ta! Karl Hysteria, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
bunch of cunts, the lot of them

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt has like some sort of dwarf face-vagina, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
Yeah.
Let's instigate anarchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Karl Hysteria, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
Blind Guardian?
I got my copy from HMV, I think.

Funny to F5 and see this first thing - as we speak I'm converting it to a lower bitrate to put on my portable player.

I also just deleted 321 mp3s after realising I never listened to them and was just hoarding them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd, Groincrusher General Wrath of the Lich King is MINT!, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
No, Queen

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt has like some sort of dwarf face-vagina, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
Oh.
I was just thinking that Blind Guardian are a bit recent to have a greatest hits album out already.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd, Groincrusher General Wrath of the Lich King is MINT!, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
hello
here is a new post
it's so new and clean it squeaks
*squeak-eek-squeak-eek-squeee*
(I helped save b3ta! Vladimir, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
My mouth tastes like onions

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible is a roboplegic wrongcock about to splat a child, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
Look what I found in the street yesterday.
I swear this is exactly as I found it.
It made me very happy that someone had done this.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey supreme godhead of the Church Of The Fickle Unity, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
turdmallet?

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
Better still, someone has hit the turd with the mallet.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey supreme godhead of the Church Of The Fickle Unity, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
those cool cats!

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
I just bought your Francos New Home book
you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
You really shouldn't have.
It is shit.
Properly shit, though. Not me being modest when I know it is fantastic like with the poem book.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey supreme godhead of the Church Of The Fickle Unity, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
the poem book was fucking brilliant
I demand you make a Volume 2
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
THIS is ART.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
I NO!
It says so much.
I wept.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey supreme godhead of the Church Of The Fickle Unity, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
Shit Hammer?

(Woo, Badgers http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/17273, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
did you have a go?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
No.
It was perfect as it was.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey supreme godhead of the Church Of The Fickle Unity, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
*sharp nasal exhalation*

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere is going to lose loads of money on Calzaghe - RJJ, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
this

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
it speaks to me on so many levels

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
I bet it's saying EAT ME

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
I have loose floorboards in my house, one in particular makes a noise like a Dwarf saying "Ooh!" when I step on it
This thread is better than that one
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
Do you think Waterstones will have my book?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
Yes
/Font of knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
This one:
www.lulu.com/content/2505661
?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey supreme godhead of the Church Of The Fickle Unity, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
No that's shit and written by a disabled man.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
YOU'RE shit and ridden by a disabled man.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey supreme godhead of the Church Of The Fickle Unity, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
What book?

(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard Nothing's more manly than hitting a woman, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
it is
I just tried to make the sound of a dwarf saying 'ooh', chuckled to myself and decided this thread is much better.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
Maybe there's a Dwarf under it.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere is going to lose loads of money on Calzaghe - RJJ, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
Good Afternoon!

(I helped save b3ta! David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
AT THE TOP
LOL 'going' bit
(I helped save b3ta! G to the Onzo. Pardoned by the great Baldmonkey., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
Anyone want anything from sainsburys?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
Do they sell lives there?
I'd like a new life.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere is going to lose loads of money on Calzaghe - RJJ, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
I'm just getting some Persil, but I'll have a look for you

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
If there's a value range, I'll take the one from that.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere is going to lose loads of money on Calzaghe - RJJ, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
cake please

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea it's true, this man has no dick, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
What sort?
I'll put it on the train to sheffield for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
chocolate

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea it's true, this man has no dick, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
Perhaps somebody would like to begin blaming JMG, here?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
No, really, stop now.
You're getting on my tits.
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
Can I get on your tits?
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
You'll need this *heaves* ladder,
and these *profers* grappling irons. They are fairly large. And fullsome.
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
are they not small and humble?
am I going to mistake them for mountains?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
Oh yes.
34G

(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
That's small writing for such a large size.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
I am NUFFINK if not SUBTLE!
ROFLMAO ;o)
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
+ off
ROFLE

Hello =)
(I helped save b3ta! G to the Onzo. Pardoned by the great Baldmonkey., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
He'll have a job.
Saggy lumps of flop that they are.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey supreme godhead of the Church Of The Fickle Unity, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
I *heart* you.
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezes*

CUNT
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
when your balls haven't dropped the only only way of getting attention is to be loud and obnoxious

(I helped save b3ta! Late of b3ta ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
He needs a slap.
Can I give him one? Please?
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
will you slap him after?

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l obviously an enormous coke head, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
If he wants me to.
I'm happy to oblige. ;o)
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
*grin*

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l obviously an enormous coke head, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:59, archived)
are you trying to out tedious
P_b?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l obviously an enormous coke head, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
I wondered whatever had happened to Diat Pils - 'brewed longer so the sugar turns to alcohol'
So I looked it up. I share my new found knowledge with you all.

Nothing to do with dieting, diat pils is lager which undergoes a
thorough fermentation which removes nearly all the sugars from the
Pilsner derived brew. This leaves a strong, dry tasting beer,
which is still packed with calories in the alcohol. It was originally
brewed as a beer suitable for diabetics, rather than slimmers.

Because it misled many, the word "diat" has now been removed.
 
A slimming beer would make me a gazillionaire. What drink would you invent for profit or happiness?
(I helped save b3ta! Late of b3ta ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
One that made women able to drive.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
I'd like a beer that when processed by my kidneys, turned into gasoline

(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
I love the way the arsehole thread above gets so many more replies than mine

(I helped save b3ta! Late of b3ta ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
such is /talk, chap

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
I just couldn't think of a drink.
Sorry.
(allergic to curry sensible to pepperiness, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
*Sounds the OMG IT'S JMG klaxon*
How are you tubs of chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
Pert

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth Sophisticated. Long awaited., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
I saw your horrific bullying of Piston_Broke earlier on.
I notice you also suffered from wTroll's Remorse though.

therefore I can only award you a 4/10
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger :Not so much sXe as whpXe, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
What if I say SpringySunshine made me do it?

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth Sophisticated. Long awaited., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
I would ask if she enjoyed the chimpworth action

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy Misses The Captain:(, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
I never dissapoint

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth Sophisticated. Long awaited., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! G to the Onzo. Pardoned by the great Baldmonkey., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
I just spazzed back to see the action.
It was less hilarious than expected.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:45, archived)

I'm AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger :Not so much sXe as whpXe, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
Get a haircut

(I helped save b3ta! cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
Brian Kilcline is still quick on his feet.
Well played, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
I just drunk a whole bottle of copella apple juice
doctors will melt in my presence
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
/Quivers with fear

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
we have some odd complaints about copella at work - in the customer services bit
/copella is part of pepsico
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
What like?

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth Sophisticated. Long awaited., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
since it's apple juice
it can ferment - goes fizzy if it's not stored cold in the shop, so it goes all strange like half-cider.

one woman wrote a 2 page letter in saying how she couldn't open the bottle very well, and how we were discriminating against the weak.

Another which made me cry laughing was for walkers crisps though* where a woman wrote in and explained God had given her an idea for a new flavour, and it had to be sold else people would go to eternal damnation etc etc.

*pepsi co, who I work for, run copella apple juice, quaker oats, walkers crisps, errmmm, the other oats brand, doritos and some others.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
that's not on the bottle
I thought it was hand squeezed by farm girls on the copella farm :(
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
Like the coke mineral water that came from the tap in Pratts Bottom
(Well Sidcup but Pratts Bottom is nearby and sounds better)
(I helped save b3ta! Late of b3ta ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
Dasani, that's it
what a swizz that was
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
there's only one big farm
it's a nice place, the whole line of stuff comes from just the one farm in surrey.

the stuff people ring up about is retarded, sometimes you have to mute them and stop laughing!
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
I'm good.
JMG, what did you make of the football related trouble in Manchester? I'd like to know your opinion so I know what to think too.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere is going to lose loads of money on Calzaghe - RJJ, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
Pissed up scum in Manchester City Centre?
Surely not!
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger :Not so much sXe as whpXe, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
Scottish people are naturally, an no offence here, rough.
One day we should allow the police of Manchester to run riot in Glasgow.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
The Running of the Pigs.
It's be like that Spanish occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere is going to lose loads of money on Calzaghe - RJJ, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
I often imagine how the typical b3tan would handle that parade.
I can't see them running away from most things. Yet alone cattle.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
My mate was there with some mates, in the City Centre
despite just wanting to get away and making it clear he wasn't drunk or some riotous twat, he was set upon by police three times
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth Sophisticated. Long awaited., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
I need a wee.

(I helped save b3ta! Easty The Ginge We Need, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
Now I don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Easty The Ginge We Need, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
I have lumps of mature cheddar and I am dipping them in Reggae Reggae Sauce

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
Photos or it didn't happen

(I helped save b3ta! cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
Why would anyone want a photo of that?
By the way I found out that it is quicker for me to uploud to flickr from my phone and then save the image from flickr to my pc than it is for me to attach the cable and copy it straight from the memory card

I love technology
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

and I am dipping them in Reggae Reggae Sauce under my foreskin.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere is going to lose loads of money on Calzaghe - RJJ, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
Oh ffs
You dirty bastard
(I helped save b3ta! David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
I left my Reggae Reggae sauce at my mates.
I am really sad about this.

I do have some Levi Roots Love Apple sauce mind, but i want my reggae.
(Cleisthenes is not really a dogger;, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
ooh
I bought the love apple sauce yesterday, only £1 in asda. Going to have it with burgers tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles Hebbo, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
I have pink chedder
Apparently this is due to Port, i feel its a cheese that enjoys musical theatre
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy Misses The Captain:(, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
I've just got a shit ton of free, awesome music
and some texts
and some new tshirts
and some new stuff ordered.

I'm a MATERIAL MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
Moodonna. Etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
it's my birthday JMG

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea it's true, this man has no dick, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
HAPPY TOTTDAY!
I was at another girl's birthday night out, last night.
WERE WE OUT TOGETHER?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
i wasnt out last night, i was out on friday
and i'll be out on monday
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea it's true, this man has no dick, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
Will you be putting it about a bit?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
maybe
if i get drunk again
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea it's true, this man has no dick, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
Madam, I am obliged to present to you the ultimatum of flashing your breasts, or removing yourself from my presence.

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
I can lend some decorative Christmas lights
to assist with the flashing breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
Happy Birthday you lovely lady :)
**kiss**
(I helped save b3ta! Noble Savage (B3tan down), Sun 18 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
Very
Happy Birthday to you.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles Hebbo, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
happy birthday lully

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
Have a really happy birthday

(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
happy birthday tutt
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l obviously an enormous coke head, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
I hope you have a splendid day.
On my birthday, I got nothing as me and the missus had argued two days before, and she spent the next week ignoring me.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
I'm still waiting for my present
from Mr Moogy, my birthday is in January.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles Hebbo, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
So was mine

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
huzzah!
happy non-candleday :)
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie, Sun 18 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
Dusty
busy packing, I'm having a sit down with tea and biscuits before I carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles Hebbo, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
Careful now.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
I won't have too many
I'll work them off with the packing and perhaps a walk by the river later.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles Hebbo, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
I FOUND MY WALLET!!

*HAPPIES*
(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Sun 18 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
I'm feeling particularly happy with myself
because I walked 2 miles from the hotel to the office today, and not only did I save on the (albeit small) taxi fare, but I also got some exercise.
**Plus** as an additional bonus I walked past McDonalds, so I was able have a Big Mac.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
I have a banana
:D
(I helped save b3ta! David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:28, archived)