Hello all you lovely human beings.
*pokes*
Tell me your good news. Tell me your bad news. Or tell me what kind of underwear you have on. But tell me something.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
*pokes*
Tell me your good news. Tell me your bad news. Or tell me what kind of underwear you have on. But tell me something.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
According to this site
"glory hole - monticello dam
a glory hole is used when a dam is at full capacity and water needs to be drained from the resevoir."
Bless 'em.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
"glory hole - monticello dam
a glory hole is used when a dam is at full capacity and water needs to be drained from the resevoir."
Bless 'em.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
How can I have a massive fanny when there's never anything up it?
You people need to get your insults right.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:44, archived)
You people need to get your insults right.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:44, archived)
Because of the...
Well, you see... there's a... and when - um
LOOK OVER THERE!
*runs away*
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
Well, you see... there's a... and when - um
LOOK OVER THERE!
*runs away*
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
It's so big, if I had a couple of tent poles, I could sleep 5 quite comfortably under it.
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( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)
You had to go there, didn't you.
There is not enough bleach in the world.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
There is not enough bleach in the world.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
Maybe we could coat his thighs with copper piping?
The searing heat generated by interthigh friction could power a small steam generator mounted on his back, and fuel a hybrid car or something.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
The searing heat generated by interthigh friction could power a small steam generator mounted on his back, and fuel a hybrid car or something.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
We were due to have friends arriving for an overnight stay "after lunch"
but they aren't here yet.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
but they aren't here yet.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
Arses
We had this last week. We popped out for ten minutes and the buggers came and went!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
We had this last week. We popped out for ten minutes and the buggers came and went!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
I'm just glad I decided to give the children tea seperately
Not that we'd eat quite yet but I'd be fretting more.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
Not that we'd eat quite yet but I'd be fretting more.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
My cunty new neighbours seem to have shut up.
They must have been told off whilst I was at the pub last night.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
They must have been told off whilst I was at the pub last night.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
Wifey unpacked a suitcase just now from our Caribbean jaunt and a big spider jumped out
I grabbed a glass to get it, meanwhile my 4 year old ran across the hall unaware of the predicament and trod on it, killing it.
Big squish. End of problem.
100% fact.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
I grabbed a glass to get it, meanwhile my 4 year old ran across the hall unaware of the predicament and trod on it, killing it.
Big squish. End of problem.
100% fact.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
So you didn't have to leave the house and get the RSPCA etc.
Lets hope it didn't have hundreds of little babies in your suitcase.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
Lets hope it didn't have hundreds of little babies in your suitcase.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
contract
I got my contract extended another week today. Means another week of pay! yippee.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)
I got my contract extended another week today. Means another week of pay! yippee.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)
* contracts *
Oh god, it's gone all the way in and I can't get it out !
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
Oh god, it's gone all the way in and I can't get it out !
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
heh
I must confess, I did laugh at this. It was pretty silly, but funny nevertheless.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
I must confess, I did laugh at this. It was pretty silly, but funny nevertheless.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
The chinese across the road is opening !
I don't know how this effects me, I'm not having chinese tonight.
I know even less how this effects you, you're in south africa.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
I don't know how this effects me, I'm not having chinese tonight.
I know even less how this effects you, you're in south africa.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
I don't think they'll deliver to South Africa.
I reckon that South African's chinese food is nice, they have loads of nice prawns there, I think.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
I reckon that South African's chinese food is nice, they have loads of nice prawns there, I think.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
We have a Chinese restaurant 5 minutes up the road. God, I love Chinese food.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)
BUT UNSCRUPULOUS RESTAURATEURS FREQUENTLY DISGUISE KOREAN PEOPLE IN STRONG SAUCES!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)
I just took my brother to feed ducks.
He is annoyed that I didn't take him to the video shop too.
I've drawn a picture and am awaiting feedback on it from an art board.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
He is annoyed that I didn't take him to the video shop too.
I've drawn a picture and am awaiting feedback on it from an art board.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
Punch the ungrateful fucker.
Next time, feed him to the ducks.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)
Next time, feed him to the ducks.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)
Hooray!: Job has suddenly improved and I am looking forward to the coming weeks
Boo!: Got to spend a lot of money in the next few weeks, taxes.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)
Boo!: Got to spend a lot of money in the next few weeks, taxes.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)
Finished work! finally
Plan to go home, order a curry and watch a movie. What are your plans tonight? Not going straight back on to b3ta talk boards I hope.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
Plan to go home, order a curry and watch a movie. What are your plans tonight? Not going straight back on to b3ta talk boards I hope.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
I'm going home, ignoring the internet and probably stuffing my face full of Pizza.
I'm actually a ninja turtle.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
I'm actually a ninja turtle.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
Sleep porn is the best
It's like that annoying situation that I was never in when someone would be trying to pretend sleep and cry as I had sex with their girlfriend.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
It's like that annoying situation that I was never in when someone would be trying to pretend sleep and cry as I had sex with their girlfriend.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
Yep
smoke,play, jack-off, shower, sleep & salmon and potatoes -porn
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
smoke,play, jack-off, shower, sleep & salmon and potatoes -porn
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
Oh, you know. Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight.
That sort of thing. And cook fish pie for tea.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
That sort of thing. And cook fish pie for tea.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
My fish pie is ultimate romance food.
And it's cold today so we want snug sofa food.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
And it's cold today so we want snug sofa food.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
Was it you who posted that cosmo sex tips link yesterday?
I found it still open on my computer earlier and have hadhours minutes of fun reading all the crap tips they give and the unbelievable comments from readers - especially on the 'is it normal to take it up the arse' type pages.
Are any of their readers over school age?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
I found it still open on my computer earlier and have had
Are any of their readers over school age?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
Yeah it was me. Funny innit?
I was actually looking for more magazine's site but they don't appear to have sex tips on there. Theirs were always the funniest, they used to present Sex Position of the Fortnight with a join the dots drawing to show you how to do it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
I was actually looking for more magazine's site but they don't appear to have sex tips on there. Theirs were always the funniest, they used to present Sex Position of the Fortnight with a join the dots drawing to show you how to do it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
Was that to stop children seeing it?
Disguising it as a children's puzzle? Ingenious!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
Disguising it as a children's puzzle? Ingenious!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
I like this one, but I will alter it somewhat to Wee Jimmy Fellatio McBumrape.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
ach, I dunno...I quite like this. Scotchbloke was kinda boring. This nickname fits in with this boards level of humour somewhat better.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
I shall go home, begin cooking something, open a bottle of wine and watch some more band of brothers
And wait till mrs mykeyboy gets home.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
And wait till mrs mykeyboy gets home.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
Ha ha.
You hate me, right, but you're going to be watching me on DVD all night.
Gutted.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
You hate me, right, but you're going to be watching me on DVD all night.
Gutted.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
It's true.
I was an extra in it. I'm in 6 of the 10 episodes.
This is a REAL moral victory.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
I was an extra in it. I'm in 6 of the 10 episodes.
This is a REAL moral victory.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
Someone I know is an extra
he chucked himself down some stairs pretending to be Simon Pegg.
Not that extras do that, but I think they do when it's easy stunt work for more money. Or something.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
he chucked himself down some stairs pretending to be Simon Pegg.
Not that extras do that, but I think they do when it's easy stunt work for more money. Or something.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
It's VERY unlikely that an extra would be doing stunt work.
You need a special card for that.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
You need a special card for that.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
Well that's what he told my mate who he works with.
I've done the whole pausing thing but I can't see the face clearly enough.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
I've done the whole pausing thing but I can't see the face clearly enough.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
I suggest everyone do the same.
Though, of course, he can already see it, as he doesn't actually have me on ignore.
I provide the only sexy excitement in his life.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
Though, of course, he can already see it, as he doesn't actually have me on ignore.
I provide the only sexy excitement in his life.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
how exactly does one 'kitkat' ?
Does it involve a cucumber, and some rubber sheets?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
Does it involve a cucumber, and some rubber sheets?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
I don't care
Probably go for a pint or two. But I've been to a brewery and had a natter with the owner today. Which was nice.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
Probably go for a pint or two. But I've been to a brewery and had a natter with the owner today. Which was nice.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
Ace
I went to buy a couple of presents and the owner was the first to say hello. I've been on his brewery tour before and he's mental enthusiastic. They're building a new brew house so I asked if he had designed it, his chest puffed up and he said "Yes, yes I did. It's fantastic"
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
I went to buy a couple of presents and the owner was the first to say hello. I've been on his brewery tour before and he's mental enthusiastic. They're building a new brew house so I asked if he had designed it, his chest puffed up and he said "Yes, yes I did. It's fantastic"
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
Spend time with bubs and play with my new phone. If it ever arrives.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
Getting home
getting changed
going to my friends house for a girlie evening of bitching, drinking wine, gossip and awaiting a friends exciting news. I've told her if it's not an engagement or a pregnancy, I couldn't give a fuck.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
getting changed
going to my friends house for a girlie evening of bitching, drinking wine, gossip and awaiting a friends exciting news. I've told her if it's not an engagement or a pregnancy, I couldn't give a fuck.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
Darn tootin'.
Though that might mean that there will be a wedding. Every cloud and all that...
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
Though that might mean that there will be a wedding. Every cloud and all that...
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
Watch dexter, tidy up a bit, eat some dindins and sort some laundry.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
going to Liverpool Tate
to see Kilmt exhibition, followed by food and boozes
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
to see Kilmt exhibition, followed by food and boozes
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
Going for drinkywinks with friends.
Unless they cancel AGAIN and I'm forced to spend another evening making gifs of my cock spinning round and eating microwaved spongecakes.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
Unless they cancel AGAIN and I'm forced to spend another evening making gifs of my cock spinning round and eating microwaved spongecakes.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
Some combination of....
Being on here, watching hollyoaks, eating a really nice posh hot dog*, checking my bank balance and wondering why it's so low, staring out the window, trying to get people to put shoes on their heads, turning my phone on, smoking lots of fags, Making a cock out of evening pills (points for guessing what ones they are, double points for working out what ones are missing), using PicLens to look at dogs.... and not sure what else.
* Same as last night; Woo Yay for not having to decide.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
Being on here, watching hollyoaks, eating a really nice posh hot dog*, checking my bank balance and wondering why it's so low, staring out the window, trying to get people to put shoes on their heads, turning my phone on, smoking lots of fags, Making a cock out of evening pills (points for guessing what ones they are, double points for working out what ones are missing), using PicLens to look at dogs.... and not sure what else.
* Same as last night; Woo Yay for not having to decide.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
Look, it's WAXMAN!
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=henry%20waxman&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
That's it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=henry%20waxman&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
That's it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
The thing is:
Their bodies are incredibly different in shape and size, so the whole thing is a bit silly.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)
Their bodies are incredibly different in shape and size, so the whole thing is a bit silly.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)
But that was explained by "pioneering techniques" which NO-ONE else knew of.
And all records were destroyed in the fire that burnt down the lab.
Except the guy at the end was able to read the research and re-create the surgery.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
And all records were destroyed in the fire that burnt down the lab.
Except the guy at the end was able to read the research and re-create the surgery.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
Pfft
You numpty
Shall we go riding on bikes next time you are up?
Obviously as a fat i will break it etc yawn
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
You numpty
Shall we go riding on bikes next time you are up?
Obviously as a fat i will break it etc yawn
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
Nobody else cares that you are fat. Why do you prattle on about it so much?
(Well ... unless that's Mrs. Porgie's excuse for not having sex with you.)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
(Well ... unless that's Mrs. Porgie's excuse for not having sex with you.)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
*sigh*
He was obviously just making a fat joke before everyone else got there.
You've been trolling his posts all day why not ease off a bit now?
It's getting a bit much don't you think? You're not getting any reaction (for years now). Why do you carry on? I know I've asked this before but I just don't see why you waste your time.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
He was obviously just making a fat joke before everyone else got there.
You've been trolling his posts all day why not ease off a bit now?
It's getting a bit much don't you think? You're not getting any reaction (for years now). Why do you carry on? I know I've asked this before but I just don't see why you waste your time.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
But it's not treating him like shit.
He can't see it and if he does he's never bothered replying or getting worked up over it. So I don't see why you two bother.
All it's doing is letting everyone else see you two hound his posts.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
He can't see it and if he does he's never bothered replying or getting worked up over it. So I don't see why you two bother.
All it's doing is letting everyone else see you two hound his posts.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
Nah', not my cup of tea, but do you know anyone with a dog we can take the beach?
Also, Kat was really bigging you up on COD4, I think some sort of challange is in order, even though I'm not really a console gamer.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
Also, Kat was really bigging you up on COD4, I think some sort of challange is in order, even though I'm not really a console gamer.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
I'm sure Bunny wouldn't mind being taken "up the beach" by you both.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
I thought he had an elastic band around his face.
ala www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpg3xM-niVw
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
ala www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpg3xM-niVw
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
I know it well.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEOzoS9lljE
Right, I'm off.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEOzoS9lljE
Right, I'm off.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
Hello
Does anyone else get moments when they can't awnser the phone, email, any form of comunication except prehaps this, because none of you can effect my real life?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:09, archived)
Does anyone else get moments when they can't awnser the phone, email, any form of comunication except prehaps this, because none of you can effect my real life?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:09, archived)
Actually, that's not quite the case.
years ago, before I was here and when I was a mental, I frequently got like that. But I wouldn't have been able to deal with here at those times either.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
years ago, before I was here and when I was a mental, I frequently got like that. But I wouldn't have been able to deal with here at those times either.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
Two ducks crossing the road in Belfast.
"Quack quack" says one duck.
"Fuck off, I'm going as quack as I can."
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
"Quack quack" says one duck.
"Fuck off, I'm going as quack as I can."
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
Fucking hell.
No wonder you were a kids tv presenter, telling shitty jokes like that...
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:12, archived)
No wonder you were a kids tv presenter, telling shitty jokes like that...
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:12, archived)
No
you can tell this by the lack of 'eeeerrrrrrrrrrr' and 'eeeeerrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm' in his posts.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
you can tell this by the lack of 'eeeerrrrrrrrrrr' and 'eeeeerrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm' in his posts.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
This is the internet. Irony will be entirely lost as soon as the word is typed.
Do you mean the fact that he was also a children's tv presenter? Or were you two once ... intimate?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
Do you mean the fact that he was also a children's tv presenter? Or were you two once ... intimate?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
He was a children's tv presenter on the same station as me, a few years before I was.
Oddly enough I was making comedy shows for adults at the time, despite being a child.
It's all very boring.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
Oddly enough I was making comedy shows for adults at the time, despite being a child.
It's all very boring.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
No.
But I would suggest having a chat to your GP about this, as it sounds pretty bad.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
But I would suggest having a chat to your GP about this, as it sounds pretty bad.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
Yup, except to go to ASDAs, but only if I phsyic myself up for it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
Go see a counselor,
if nothing else you'll at least get another disability to add to your collection.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
if nothing else you'll at least get another disability to add to your collection.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
No. But my best friend does and it's awful for him.
See a doctor.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
See a doctor.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
We know where you live and we're coming to get you.
OoooOOOOOoooooOOO!
(did that help?)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
OoooOOOOOoooooOOO!
(did that help?)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
My knee really hurts when I try and straighten my leg.
It has hurt like this on and off for 6 months. Should I:
1) Exercise it as much as possible
2) Exercise it as little as possible
3) See a doctor
?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
It has hurt like this on and off for 6 months. Should I:
1) Exercise it as much as possible
2) Exercise it as little as possible
3) See a doctor
?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
CAN SOMEONE TELL THE DELIVERY MAN TO PULL HIS FUCKING FINGER OUT!
I know I live an hour from Aberdeen but it's not the fucking moon is it?
It arrived in Aberdeen at 9.30am.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
I know I live an hour from Aberdeen but it's not the fucking moon is it?
It arrived in Aberdeen at 9.30am.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
What does the tracking thing say?
They will probably claim that they attempted delivery but you weren't in.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
They will probably claim that they attempted delivery but you weren't in.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
Not a good sign,
once the guy finishes for the day they'll update their tracking thing to say they attempted delivery on all the ones they couldn't be bothered to deliver.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
once the guy finishes for the day they'll update their tracking thing to say they attempted delivery on all the ones they couldn't be bothered to deliver.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
Hmmm.
Previous times I've had things delivered they always turn up at the very last minute.
As I'm usually the last stop cos I'm "so far away".
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
Previous times I've had things delivered they always turn up at the very last minute.
As I'm usually the last stop cos I'm "so far away".
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
Well perhaps it will arrive then,
at this time they have usually stopped delivering and started doing collections though.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
at this time they have usually stopped delivering and started doing collections though.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
Also, you should have really rung and complained
at them for a bit around lunch time.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
at them for a bit around lunch time.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
No. It is next day delivery.
They have to deliver it today.
between 9.30 and 5.30. Bah!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
They have to deliver it today.
between 9.30 and 5.30. Bah!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
if you dont live within about 10 minutes of the depot
then you are getting it tomorow matey..
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
then you are getting it tomorow matey..
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
that means fuck all.
the driver has seen where you live and thought "fuck that, its late and i cant be bothered. 10/1 you check it later and it will say "undeliverable" or similar
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
the driver has seen where you live and thought "fuck that, its late and i cant be bothered. 10/1 you check it later and it will say "undeliverable" or similar
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
City Link do this to me every time,
and every time i ring up the depot to complain and the guy arrives a few hours later with my package looking pissed off.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
and every time i ring up the depot to complain and the guy arrives a few hours later with my package looking pissed off.
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city link are fucking shocking.
lost of the amount of times they fuck up..
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
lost of the amount of times they fuck up..
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
Oh,
i thought for a moment that he was calling me a racist for not liking Bradford.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
i thought for a moment that he was calling me a racist for not liking Bradford.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
My mate works for City Link.
You really don't want to know what's being done on/to your packages.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:09, archived)
You really don't want to know what's being done on/to your packages.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:09, archived)
I work for Royal Mail,
so chances are i've probably done worse.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
so chances are i've probably done worse.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
Eeeeeew.
I don't want to think that my letters are impregnated with bits of Bryan May's hair.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
I don't want to think that my letters are impregnated with bits of Bryan May's hair.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
I have no idea, have you been horrible to unsuspecting Englishes?
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Yes, but it's their fault.
You know, because of the famine, and Bloody Sunday, and them making us look bad when they get in the way of our bombs.
Which are also their fault.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
You know, because of the famine, and Bloody Sunday, and them making us look bad when they get in the way of our bombs.
Which are also their fault.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
How old are you?
If you are below 30 then you're a BROKEN FROG.
Over then it might be cartilage damage or fluid on the knee.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
If you are below 30 then you're a BROKEN FROG.
Over then it might be cartilage damage or fluid on the knee.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
Go to a walk in centre
they will tell you its fine, and just keep using it but take two different kinds of painkiller all day, every day until it goes away
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
they will tell you its fine, and just keep using it but take two different kinds of painkiller all day, every day until it goes away
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
I need to buy a cheap car.
Local to me.
Have any of you bought a local car from a local person? Any tips?
Oh, #3 without fail.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
Local to me.
Have any of you bought a local car from a local person? Any tips?
Oh, #3 without fail.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
Ta
Edit: oh, I think I found that before. Anyone got any personal experience of using this?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
Edit: oh, I think I found that before. Anyone got any personal experience of using this?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
Yup, I bought my car Doris for £750 off there
As long as you know what you're looking for and can haggle the tits off a stripper you should be fine.
p.s. Don't buy French, Japanese if you can.
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As long as you know what you're looking for and can haggle the tits off a stripper you should be fine.
p.s. Don't buy French, Japanese if you can.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
Yeah
I've been told to look out for a Jap engine, they run for miles and miles apparently.
I'm going to try and haggle a garage car (Fiat) down from what they want 1200 to what I want to pay 800... looking at the online pricing guides I think its a fair price given the condition and miles its done.
Oh, its been a bump that they repaired, am I stupid for even thinking about it? (Bravo 1999 1.8 long MOT and tax)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
I've been told to look out for a Jap engine, they run for miles and miles apparently.
I'm going to try and haggle a garage car (Fiat) down from what they want 1200 to what I want to pay 800... looking at the online pricing guides I think its a fair price given the condition and miles its done.
Oh, its been a bump that they repaired, am I stupid for even thinking about it? (Bravo 1999 1.8 long MOT and tax)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
Hmmmm
I'd stay clear of Fiats personally as they are bought quite cheaply and not known for lasting long.
But at the end of the day, a car is a car.
I don't think they'll knock off 400 to £800 though. Probably £1050 at most as it's a garage and they are bastards. But you can but try :)
good luck!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
I'd stay clear of Fiats personally as they are bought quite cheaply and not known for lasting long.
But at the end of the day, a car is a car.
I don't think they'll knock off 400 to £800 though. Probably £1050 at most as it's a garage and they are bastards. But you can but try :)
good luck!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
Don't buy from someone who dosen't speak english.
You'll wish you hadn't bothered to respond to the advert from the moment you phone them.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
You'll wish you hadn't bothered to respond to the advert from the moment you phone them.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
Take someone with you who knows about cars.
check it's got a long MOT and look at what things were wrong with it in the last report.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
check it's got a long MOT and look at what things were wrong with it in the last report.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
Oh, nice
I'd not thought of that.
finding a grease monkey going to be hard, but I learnt enough from my last pile of crap to know the sort of things to look for, like, 'is it a fucking rover?' for starters.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
I'd not thought of that.
finding a grease monkey going to be hard, but I learnt enough from my last pile of crap to know the sort of things to look for, like, 'is it a fucking rover?' for starters.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
Check oil and also if there is any deposit on seals.
cover the exhaust (don't burn yourself though) to check of leaks.
Make sure the engine sounds fine and not bumbly.
Check wear on the steering wheel and gearstick to see if it would match milage.
Make sure tyres aren't bald.
Rust on inside door seals.
Generally a clean engine is a good thing and ask when the timing belt was last changed if it's close to the 40-80-120k mark.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
cover the exhaust (don't burn yourself though) to check of leaks.
Make sure the engine sounds fine and not bumbly.
Check wear on the steering wheel and gearstick to see if it would match milage.
Make sure tyres aren't bald.
Rust on inside door seals.
Generally a clean engine is a good thing and ask when the timing belt was last changed if it's close to the 40-80-120k mark.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
Cool
All good tips ta! I learnt about the belts the hard way :(
Thanks :)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
All good tips ta! I learnt about the belts the hard way :(
Thanks :)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
Not again.
Yes I do. You might think I don't, I can assure you I do.
Now shush.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
Yes I do. You might think I don't, I can assure you I do.
Now shush.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
Jesus
This site is all sniping & one-upmanship at the moment
/flounces
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
This site is all sniping & one-upmanship at the moment
/flounces
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
Yup.
Firstly, work out your budget, I reckon about £5000 should do it, you could get a good car for that.
If you wish to Paypal that money into my account, then we'll see where we're heading.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
Firstly, work out your budget, I reckon about £5000 should do it, you could get a good car for that.
If you wish to Paypal that money into my account, then we'll see where we're heading.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
Go to the doctor, he'll give you drugs, and they're practacly free !
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Cut it off,
stick the wet end up your bum and arse around on it for a while.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
stick the wet end up your bum and arse around on it for a while.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
Take the kneecap off and have a look at the area behind it
if it's inflamed you definitely should go see a doctor.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
if it's inflamed you definitely should go see a doctor.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
Only if it's got one of those shiny "void if removed" stickers on it.
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Gyms are rubbish.
Why pay fifty quid a month to use an exercise bike, when for 4 month's subscription you could buy an actual bike and use it to go places and not have to consort with appearance obsessed prats and failed PE teachers?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
Why pay fifty quid a month to use an exercise bike, when for 4 month's subscription you could buy an actual bike and use it to go places and not have to consort with appearance obsessed prats and failed PE teachers?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
OR
just go for a run and spend the bike money on lovely things like bacon and sexy shoes.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
just go for a run and spend the bike money on lovely things like bacon and sexy shoes.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
Or to save money on wearing out your running shoes you could slither like a happy slug
and spend even more money on Scalextric!! VROOM!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
and spend even more money on Scalextric!! VROOM!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
Scalextric is only good when using it to deliver lemon cake slices.
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Or making a tiny track and using paper clips to make sure they don't go flying off, do drift races.
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Only if you are spread eagle on the track and letting mini coopers biff into your bot bot
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
Or a money making gold mine if you film it and put it on 'tinterweb
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
I wouldn't do
for fear of it making no money and hurting my feelings.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
for fear of it making no money and hurting my feelings.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
I really have tried so hard to understand this.
I see tiny tracks made of tiny wires, I see cars with skirts of paperclips, inserted somehow into a track. I can't imagine a drift race at all. If does sound splendid fun though.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
I see tiny tracks made of tiny wires, I see cars with skirts of paperclips, inserted somehow into a track. I can't imagine a drift race at all. If does sound splendid fun though.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
I agree in theory although I know me on a real bike on the road would result in death
I prefer to skip, lift weights and do some floor exercises.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
I prefer to skip, lift weights and do some floor exercises.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
Is the 'death' part because you would distract other road users?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
well it's either that my massive arse will block views for miles
or because I have spazzy legs.
Take y'pick. :)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
or because I have spazzy legs.
Take y'pick. :)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
A carefully staged wobble is a good way to get car drivers to give you some space.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
Why would shouting 'BAN SHAMBOLLOCKS HE DISAGREES WITH MY ONLINE OPINIONS' get you more more road space?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)
Cycling on roads is not significantly more dangerous than walking near roads,
or travelling by car on roads. There's about one death per order of several million miles cycled.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
or travelling by car on roads. There's about one death per order of several million miles cycled.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
Or skipping down them, I suspect, though I doubt there are figures.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
If you have motivational problems you could try Nike +
Pretty cool i'm going to try that
www.apple.com/nl/ipod/nike/
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
Pretty cool i'm going to try that
www.apple.com/nl/ipod/nike/
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
Any everyone I've know who has take up running and stuck to it
now has knackered knees.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
now has knackered knees.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
So it's a choice between
knackered knees and erectile dysfunction?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
knackered knees and erectile dysfunction?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
Only foolish roadies get that. Mostly from having the saddle way too high
and secondly from all the drugs they use.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
and secondly from all the drugs they use.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
[Something about not getting wet from rain, even though you'd get wet from sweat, either way]
I want to have this argument again, because I enjoyed [whichever thicko said the above] getting shamed up.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
I want to have this argument again, because I enjoyed [whichever thicko said the above] getting shamed up.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
Jims are rubbish.
Why pay fifty pounds a week for a nickname when you could be called James for free?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
Why pay fifty pounds a week for a nickname when you could be called James for free?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
Gyms always have really good showers.
I have a "wet" membership, which means I get pool, jacuzzi, sauna and steamroom. Suits me fine.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
I have a "wet" membership, which means I get pool, jacuzzi, sauna and steamroom. Suits me fine.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
When I'm not a cripple I do both.
My bike doesn't have a swimming pool.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
My bike doesn't have a swimming pool.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
Or join a proper "old school" wieghtlifting gym.
£20 for your key for that year.
£1.50 each time you go or £5 for your week.
Go any time you want, even through the night.
Don't join, no key and you only go Tue/Thurs nights and it's £2 a visit.
Though everyone just lets you in if you ring the bell, doesn't matter what night it is.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
£20 for your key for that year.
£1.50 each time you go or £5 for your week.
Go any time you want, even through the night.
Don't join, no key and you only go Tue/Thurs nights and it's £2 a visit.
Though everyone just lets you in if you ring the bell, doesn't matter what night it is.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
There's one of them down the road I used to live on
the men coming out of it look.....ridiculous.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)
the men coming out of it look.....ridiculous.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)
We get all sorts in mine. (though I've not been properly in years)
A lot of younger ones nowadays.
And the die hard oldies.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
A lot of younger ones nowadays.
And the die hard oldies.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
My mate used to go to one every day.
He won international competitions for his weight and no-drugs thinggy.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
He won international competitions for his weight and no-drugs thinggy.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
It is.
But it's proper OLD SCHOOL.
Free weights. Very little machines. Home-made weights benches (very sturdy thick welded beasts), wooden floors, no poncing about.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
But it's proper OLD SCHOOL.
Free weights. Very little machines. Home-made weights benches (very sturdy thick welded beasts), wooden floors, no poncing about.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
But you can do things you enjoy AND make you fit, both at once, for free.
Gyms are a con. Paying for something that costs nothing. Scheduling for something that is a barely conscious part of any decent human life. They're fucking battery-farming us.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
Gyms are a con. Paying for something that costs nothing. Scheduling for something that is a barely conscious part of any decent human life. They're fucking battery-farming us.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
Because I can't ride a bike and they don't make stabilisers for adults
=((((
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
=((((
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
Please tell me this is the truth.
I demand this to be the truth.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
I demand this to be the truth.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
Now's your chance to learn!
Seriously, if that's true, the friendly bike shop man will give you helpful advice and not laugh until you're well out of earshot.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
Seriously, if that's true, the friendly bike shop man will give you helpful advice and not laugh until you're well out of earshot.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
Roughly every 5 years, my friends attempt to teach me, and it always ends in massive failure and lots of bruising.
It is about time for the cycle (hur hur) to begin again though.
I don't want me son/daughter to not be able to ride a bike, when I eventually get one.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
It is about time for the cycle (hur hur) to begin again though.
I don't want me son/daughter to not be able to ride a bike, when I eventually get one.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
There's a special school attendee round here who rides an adult trike.
Get one of those.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)
Get one of those.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)
How can one fail as a PE teacher?
That's about the failest level of fail there is.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
That's about the failest level of fail there is.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach PE."
/School of Rock.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
/School of Rock.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
I went on what I thought was a really good date with a PE teacher once, then he never called me.
PE teachers are shit.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
PE teachers are shit.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
My own personal theory about the obesity crisis is that it isn't down to..
..Playstations or fear of peados or big macs but PE teachers.
A race designed to suck the fun out of their subject as English Lit teachers.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
..Playstations or fear of peados or big macs but PE teachers.
A race designed to suck the fun out of their subject as English Lit teachers.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
No, PE Teachers are an inspiration to us all.
Teachers in other subjects should laugh at those who aren't good at them instead of encouraging them, or helping in any way.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)
Teachers in other subjects should laugh at those who aren't good at them instead of encouraging them, or helping in any way.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)
And we could solve it overnight
just by switching PE teachers to teach How to Eat Junk Food.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
just by switching PE teachers to teach How to Eat Junk Food.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
hello all
I have a question, your lot are a media savvy bunch. Have any of you heard of barcroft media?
They have contacted me saying they would like to do a piece on some of my photos and I am not sure I want the exposure. Should I just go? for it I have only ever had stuff published in museums before and I am not sure I am ready to go tabloid.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:17, archived)
I have a question, your lot are a media savvy bunch. Have any of you heard of barcroft media?
They have contacted me saying they would like to do a piece on some of my photos and I am not sure I want the exposure. Should I just go? for it I have only ever had stuff published in museums before and I am not sure I am ready to go tabloid.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:17, archived)
Racism & Fatty = :(
/edit
www.blogtv.com/People/TiedoestheTruffleShuffle
YES!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
/edit
www.blogtv.com/People/TiedoestheTruffleShuffle
YES!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
If people are boob flashing it's techincally a "Mardi Gras Wave."
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:30, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:30, archived)
If b3tans are moob flashing, it's technically a "Lardi Gras Wave".
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)
You forgot to mention that she's bald and dole.
And lives with her mum.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)
And lives with her mum.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)
I was about to, but then I thought that the fatties in Team Misery would accuse me of repeating myself.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:39, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:39, archived)
It's a good job you didn't, or else the fatties in Team Misery would accuse you of repeating yourself.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
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I'm compiling a dossier of your indiscretions to pass on to the mods.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
I seem to have joined Team Misery by default
I'm not entirely sure who the other members are- it's a bit like the IRA that way only with less bombs.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
I'm not entirely sure who the other members are- it's a bit like the IRA that way only with less bombs.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
Then your failure to recognise the Second Dáil means you aren't truely miserable.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
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But it's OK.
Because, right, it's post modern irony. It's not actual racism, despite it happening every day.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)
Because, right, it's post modern irony. It's not actual racism, despite it happening every day.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)
I've recently discovered that the Orange Order only firebombed my grandfather's house in a post modern irony way.
I'm no longer sectarian.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)
I'm no longer sectarian.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)
See, they were really nice guys.
Their persistent intolerance for those that differed from them was a way of expressing their love for mankind.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)
Their persistent intolerance for those that differed from them was a way of expressing their love for mankind.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)
I should have realised they were taking the piss.
After all, they write "LOL" on their sashes.
See?
www.thewildgeese.com/pages/images/oosash.jpg
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
After all, they write "LOL" on their sashes.
See?
www.thewildgeese.com/pages/images/oosash.jpg
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
There seems like there's summat going on between you and that fictional emma.
I'm going to tell your woman.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)
I'm going to tell your woman.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)
And he's perfectly happy to associate his real world self with this ironic racism.
And wouldn't, for example, frantically delete all recent use of the words 'nigger' and 'coon' if somebody were ... you know ... just for a laugh ... to link to them with his real name.
He has the strength of his convictions, you see? No Georgie Porgie coward here.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
And wouldn't, for example, frantically delete all recent use of the words 'nigger' and 'coon' if somebody were ... you know ... just for a laugh ... to link to them with his real name.
He has the strength of his convictions, you see? No Georgie Porgie coward here.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
I'm half tempted to link them all on my site, with his real name attributed to them.
As well as a rough estimate of his where-abouts. I have a record of his IP from when he viewed my blog and everything!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
As well as a rough estimate of his where-abouts. I have a record of his IP from when he viewed my blog and everything!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
I am too good.
How about The Boring Show?
www.blogtv.com/People/iJack
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)
How about The Boring Show?
www.blogtv.com/People/iJack
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)
Scrap that, she stopped broadcasting.
guh, back now, make up your mind woman!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
guh, back now, make up your mind woman!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
well someone put them on cute overload
without my permission and now I am getting lots of emails from strangers.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
without my permission and now I am getting lots of emails from strangers.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
Well, have you emailed Cute Overload asking for them to be removed?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)
no
I don't really mind them being on there because I quite like the site. If it had been somewhere I didn't agree with then i would have done as I have in the past.
I am just a bit worried if I give this company the piece they want they will make loads of cash putting them in every crappy paper they will find who will take them.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:26, archived)
I don't really mind them being on there because I quite like the site. If it had been somewhere I didn't agree with then i would have done as I have in the past.
I am just a bit worried if I give this company the piece they want they will make loads of cash putting them in every crappy paper they will find who will take them.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:26, archived)
YOU'RE JUST COPYING DR PREFERENCE NOW, FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR SLEEPING AROUND AND BEING NICE TO FOREIGNERS.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:30, archived)
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Watch it, someone'll have a wobble about how I spend my spare time.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)
You give the rest of us young people a bad name.
TRUE LOVE WAITS.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
TRUE LOVE WAITS.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
Ask for personalised stationery, say you need cake, lots of money and demand approval rights
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)
It's not I love horses.
Just hover your mouse over it and your browser will tell you that.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:22, archived)
Just hover your mouse over it and your browser will tell you that.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:22, archived)
I know
it was a poor attempt at a joke suggesting that people sometimes post legitimate links as covers for deagostini
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:24, archived)
it was a poor attempt at a joke suggesting that people sometimes post legitimate links as covers for deagostini
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:24, archived)
Ah.
Sorry. I was feeding the kid and didn't put enough effort into getting it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
Sorry. I was feeding the kid and didn't put enough effort into getting it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
You are a very good photographer
Or at least that's my opinion from what I see of your Flickr account. If you don't feel that you want the publicity personally then don't do it, however I would add that you live in a large city and that people's memories of what's in the tabloids is very short, so it's not as if it's going to hang around as much as you possibly fear.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:22, archived)
Or at least that's my opinion from what I see of your Flickr account. If you don't feel that you want the publicity personally then don't do it, however I would add that you live in a large city and that people's memories of what's in the tabloids is very short, so it's not as if it's going to hang around as much as you possibly fear.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:22, archived)
Well if it's a good thing for people to forget tabloid stories, why did you sue the News of The World after your nazi orgy?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:24, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:24, archived)
They missed the best shots
I can cope with the idea of being photographed at a Nazi orgy but not if they take them from my bad side. It makes me look older and in this game it's all image my dear boy.
Incidentally, are you free after the comedy festival?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
I can cope with the idea of being photographed at a Nazi orgy but not if they take them from my bad side. It makes me look older and in this game it's all image my dear boy.
Incidentally, are you free after the comedy festival?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
Yeah, I'm back next week, but I've a wedding to go to the following weekend.
Are you coming over to the old sod?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
Are you coming over to the old sod?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
No, I'm not
It was meant as a suggestion regarding Lord Gnome's proclivities rather than an invitation for a drink or two. If I do ever return to Ireland I'll let you know- I reckon that I'd appreciate a couple of jars with your good self.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
It was meant as a suggestion regarding Lord Gnome's proclivities rather than an invitation for a drink or two. If I do ever return to Ireland I'll let you know- I reckon that I'd appreciate a couple of jars with your good self.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
Saying that
I haven't been back to Ireland since 2002 and my wife keeps harping on about visiting my family, so it's probably about time. I'm sure we could swing your way on any such venture.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)
I haven't been back to Ireland since 2002 and my wife keeps harping on about visiting my family, so it's probably about time. I'm sure we could swing your way on any such venture.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)
I think this answers your question
www.barcroftmedia.com/
If this is a typical example of the stories they promote, I'd stay well away from them.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
www.barcroftmedia.com/
If this is a typical example of the stories they promote, I'd stay well away from them.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
All I get is "Logon denied"
Do you need an account to view them?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)
Do you need an account to view them?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)
It was a joke of sorts
Someone linking to a site advising that you have nothing to do with them but at the same time linking to a page that requires a log-in was meant to suggest that they have an account there.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)
Someone linking to a site advising that you have nothing to do with them but at the same time linking to a page that requires a log-in was meant to suggest that they have an account there.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)
i dunno.
i just got a photo published in some book.
i hope it's something good (:
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)
i just got a photo published in some book.
i hope it's something good (:
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)
In that case go for it
The photos are funny and they work well as a sequence. At worst/best they will appear in The Sun as a photoset of a funny story then it will be over and done with.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
The photos are funny and they work well as a sequence. At worst/best they will appear in The Sun as a photoset of a funny story then it will be over and done with.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
I don't get why..
..this is news.
I mean, you don't see headlines saying 'millions of non-Catholics outraged by nonces in cassocks touching up small boys' or 'non-Catholic populace frankly baffled by the Pope's stance on the use of rubber Johnnies, when the promotion of the use of said item may possibly assist in the alleviation of poverty, disease and generalised rubbish stuff' do you?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
..this is news.
I mean, you don't see headlines saying 'millions of non-Catholics outraged by nonces in cassocks touching up small boys' or 'non-Catholic populace frankly baffled by the Pope's stance on the use of rubber Johnnies, when the promotion of the use of said item may possibly assist in the alleviation of poverty, disease and generalised rubbish stuff' do you?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
Hello JMG.
I have finished nights.
I understand that you are keen for me to hold a question and answer session on BlogTV, explaining how I save lives whilst lesser men avoid performing their jobs, gain weight and post on the internet.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
I have finished nights.
I understand that you are keen for me to hold a question and answer session on BlogTV, explaining how I save lives whilst lesser men avoid performing their jobs, gain weight and post on the internet.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
I'm also being shouted at to go on cam.
I can only imagine the amount of fake logins who'd join in.
:(
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:52, archived)
I can only imagine the amount of fake logins who'd join in.
:(
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:52, archived)
I heard that he gets free electricity, as he has fitted those wave power generators all over his flabby body.
When he wobbles online, he gives excess power to the national grid.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
When he wobbles online, he gives excess power to the national grid.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
I might do it topless, and see how many internet divorces I can cause.
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( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
AFTER THE WATERSHED JMG.
I've got too much Sexy to waste on underagers and nonces.
It'll be wasted on the overweight and easily upset too, but it may cause THEM to lose some weight.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)
I've got too much Sexy to waste on underagers and nonces.
It'll be wasted on the overweight and easily upset too, but it may cause THEM to lose some weight.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)
It's starting to upset people when we talk about it in every thread.
So let's!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
So let's!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
I'm going to blame you for mine, even though it was all my fault.
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that wasn't internet
that was Real World(TM)
The fatties can't infulence that from their webcams.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)
that was Real World(TM)
The fatties can't infulence that from their webcams.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)
I'm only outraged by the inaccuracy of the thing.
If you crucified someone through the hands, it would just tear straight through between the fingers. Go through the WRISTS for optimum performance. Remember that if you ever need to crucify anybody.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
If you crucified someone through the hands, it would just tear straight through between the fingers. Go through the WRISTS for optimum performance. Remember that if you ever need to crucify anybody.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
No, no, no.
Tie them to cross.
If you nail them they might bleed to death, or at least to unconsciousness, and thus miss out on most of the pain.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
Tie them to cross.
If you nail them they might bleed to death, or at least to unconsciousness, and thus miss out on most of the pain.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
Wet rope, so it constricts just a little bit.
/native american.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
/native american.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
That's for people, though.
You could put the nails through a frog's hands no problem.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
You could put the nails through a frog's hands no problem.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
Really?
Wouldn't it be easier (problems of getting the nails through the 'hands' aside) for the same reason that small animals have proportionally thinner legs? (Er, whatever that reason is exactly.)
Edit: or just because frogs are lighter.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)
Wouldn't it be easier (problems of getting the nails through the 'hands' aside) for the same reason that small animals have proportionally thinner legs? (Er, whatever that reason is exactly.)
Edit: or just because frogs are lighter.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)
hmm...
I suppose nailing through a frog's wrist would be even more difficult still, and its low weight would also help to reduce the tearing forces.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:16, archived)
I suppose nailing through a frog's wrist would be even more difficult still, and its low weight would also help to reduce the tearing forces.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:16, archived)
The sculpture's at least 11 years old.
The artist died in 1997.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
The artist died in 1997.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
he's obviously just heard about the muslims reaction
of the teddy bear called Mohammed.
He needs something to retaliate to, to show that Christianity is a religion that will not tolerate this kind of blasphemy.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:08, archived)
of the teddy bear called Mohammed.
He needs something to retaliate to, to show that Christianity is a religion that will not tolerate this kind of blasphemy.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:08, archived)
Problem is that he got a missive from the boss
Saying "Come upstairs now, we need to talk," which meant the cardinals had to go through the whole process of electing another one.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
Saying "Come upstairs now, we need to talk," which meant the cardinals had to go through the whole process of electing another one.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
I still cant fathom this "JP2 and B16 were friends" thing
One was Polish, and the other was German.
Sworn enemies.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)
One was Polish, and the other was German.
Sworn enemies.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)
Yes and no
It's an unfortunate accident of geography for Poland that it is the direct route between Germany and Russia. My guess (which is reasonably well backed by research other than Wikipedia) is that there were probably just as many Poles hated the Soviets during World War II as hated the Nazis- having said that the vast majority of Poles hated both but there would have been a small minority who would have felt sympathy towards either side. Remember that one of the excuses that Germany started WWII was to protect ethnic Germans in Poland, so it's not as if both communities hadn't managed to find a way to live alongside each other for several centuries in the first place.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:19, archived)
It's an unfortunate accident of geography for Poland that it is the direct route between Germany and Russia. My guess (which is reasonably well backed by research other than Wikipedia) is that there were probably just as many Poles hated the Soviets during World War II as hated the Nazis- having said that the vast majority of Poles hated both but there would have been a small minority who would have felt sympathy towards either side. Remember that one of the excuses that Germany started WWII was to protect ethnic Germans in Poland, so it's not as if both communities hadn't managed to find a way to live alongside each other for several centuries in the first place.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:19, archived)
Mrs T can confirm the fact that the Polish hated the Russians too
she would know.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:22, archived)
she would know.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:22, archived)
I also had this discussion with a Pole in Poland
I believe it to be pretty universal there. I appreciate that you are married to a Pole and that you spend and have spent a lot more time in Poland than I do/have done, however I couldn't go there without asking someone about their views on nationalism and history.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)
I believe it to be pretty universal there. I appreciate that you are married to a Pole and that you spend and have spent a lot more time in Poland than I do/have done, however I couldn't go there without asking someone about their views on nationalism and history.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)
And yet she still wont do a Pole dance for me
Maybe I should have married somebody from Lapland.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
Maybe I should have married somebody from Lapland.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
If you think that people can't do things after they're dead then you've failed to understand Catholicism.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
Not to mention RUBBISH.
I realise that the arty b3tans will be along shortly to tell me why I'm wrong, but it hust looks like one of those Comedy ornaments you get in cheap tourist shops on the Med.
I rather imagine that it would look at home sat on a shelf next to some pornographic playing cards, some Sport Billy sweets of dubious manufacture and a stuffed donkey.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
I realise that the arty b3tans will be along shortly to tell me why I'm wrong, but it hust looks like one of those Comedy ornaments you get in cheap tourist shops on the Med.
I rather imagine that it would look at home sat on a shelf next to some pornographic playing cards, some Sport Billy sweets of dubious manufacture and a stuffed donkey.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
I didn't think it was that impressive either.
Has a distinctly crafty look about it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
Has a distinctly crafty look about it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
Actually, now I think about it, it resembles some kid of e-number laden ice lolly from around 1987.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)
This.
One of the most baffling things about professional religious offence-takers is their conviction that God can't fight his own battles.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)
One of the most baffling things about professional religious offence-takers is their conviction that God can't fight his own battles.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)
God created a universe that earthquakes happen in,
I hardly think he's going to be phased by a plastic frog on a stick.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:17, archived)
I hardly think he's going to be phased by a plastic frog on a stick.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:17, archived)
Gluey, you are a truly an island of Wise amongst a tossing ocean of dimwits.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
What countries have you lived in?
So far ive lived in England, Scotland, The Netherlands, Cyprus and to a lesser extent Italy.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
So far ive lived in England, Scotland, The Netherlands, Cyprus and to a lesser extent Italy.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
I lived in Canada for a bit.
I prefered it to here, but mainly because I was away from the ex-wife.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
I prefered it to here, but mainly because I was away from the ex-wife.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
I have spent a grand total of half an hour in Aberdeen.
I believe.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
I believe.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
That's about 25 minutes longer than any self respecting person should spend there.
I trust this was due to a flat on your limo?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
I trust this was due to a flat on your limo?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
JMG's limo wouldn't have a flat.
It would have a luxury apartment.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
It would have a luxury apartment.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
Actually. The train started to break-down once we got into Scotland.
I'm alleging this is due to it being the third world, somehow.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
I'm alleging this is due to it being the third world, somehow.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
I spent Christmas in Aberdeen in 2005
My in-laws live there, so I avoid the place like the plague.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
My in-laws live there, so I avoid the place like the plague.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
I went there to get the ferry to the Shetlands.
It was a strange feeling to arrive back in Aberdeen and think "now we're back down South again".
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
It was a strange feeling to arrive back in Aberdeen and think "now we're back down South again".
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
But surely Canada sucks
There, you live with the French and nextdoor to the Americans.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
There, you live with the French and nextdoor to the Americans.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
I like how the WORST hockey player in Canada can come over here, and instantly get a spot anywhere he wants on any proffesional team in the UK.
Except most of them seem to prefer to coach PeeWees.... strange that.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:55, archived)
Except most of them seem to prefer to coach PeeWees.... strange that.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:55, archived)
please, Gonz
that's not hockey. that's ice hockey. One is sport, the other is barely-regulated organised fight on ice.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
that's not hockey. that's ice hockey. One is sport, the other is barely-regulated organised fight on ice.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
As someone who used to play Quad, Inline, Street, Field and Ice...all at one point or another.... I have no idea what your preferance is.
I can't skate now for fuck though.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:07, archived)
I can't skate now for fuck though.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:07, archived)
Right, Gonz. It's not my preference, it's just fact.
Field Hockey is the only sport that should be called "hockey" alone in the UK, being the original sport etc etc all the others need roller, inline, street, ice as prefixes.
In the same way that football is just football over here.
It might be different in the US and Canada but we aren't there.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)
Field Hockey is the only sport that should be called "hockey" alone in the UK, being the original sport etc etc all the others need roller, inline, street, ice as prefixes.
In the same way that football is just football over here.
It might be different in the US and Canada but we aren't there.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)
They're currently trying to subvert UK dwellers over there.
Extra financial support for skilled workers to move there permanently.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
Extra financial support for skilled workers to move there permanently.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
I have been considering going over for 6 months/a year
there would be lots of work for me, and I could live with my uncle for cheap in Vancouver
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
there would be lots of work for me, and I could live with my uncle for cheap in Vancouver
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
If I can't get a decent job here within a year because of lolrecession
I think I probably will.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
I think I probably will.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
I don't like the idea of strip clubs and lapdancers.
You pay money to get all riled up, and then don't have sex. Awesome.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
You pay money to get all riled up, and then don't have sex. Awesome.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
I think they're a bit tragic.
People who go to strip clubs are one step away from using prostitutes. And we all know what happens to people who go to prostitutes.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:00, archived)
People who go to strip clubs are one step away from using prostitutes. And we all know what happens to people who go to prostitutes.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:00, archived)
Mykey was going to take Lonewolf to one.
So, that's nice. And apt.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
So, that's nice. And apt.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
It would be expensive because he'd need 12 of them just to cover his lap.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)
If Mykey was a marsupial, his belly would cover his pouch, forming an envelope.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:17, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:17, archived)
not to mention their butler
Albert Hereisalinktoapostyoumadethatcontradictsyourcurrentpointington
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
Albert Hereisalinktoapostyoumadethatcontradictsyourcurrentpointington
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
It sounds like a comic written by Robin 'Robin Johnson' Johnson
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
but it wouldn't be a comic it would be a graphic novel because
{wikipedia link}
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
{wikipedia link}
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
Look,
there's no need to get upset, i was just wondering if you'd given up on your hopes to one day live in the US.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
there's no need to get upset, i was just wondering if you'd given up on your hopes to one day live in the US.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
oh i didn't think I was getting upset
just making a joke about rubbish superheroes
your point is perfectly valid
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
just making a joke about rubbish superheroes
your point is perfectly valid
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
Again, no.
Actually, yes. Well, in the Army. I don't really know what slang you'd use or not use for that.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
Actually, yes. Well, in the Army. I don't really know what slang you'd use or not use for that.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
I edited.
For a second I had a brainwrong and thought you meant something different.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
For a second I had a brainwrong and thought you meant something different.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
You clearly did something bad in a past life
I mean Fraserburgh? :(
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
I mean Fraserburgh? :(
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
I know...
I wish my mum had moved back down to Wales when she left my dad.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
I wish my mum had moved back down to Wales when she left my dad.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
Scotland
England and I spent 5 months in the states, although I don't know if I'd say I've 'lived there'
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
England and I spent 5 months in the states, although I don't know if I'd say I've 'lived there'
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
All of them, at the same time, because I am in fact the Earth.
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( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
I was in Sweden for a month
I don't know if this counts as long enough to say I was living there
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
I don't know if this counts as long enough to say I was living there
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
scotland rocks!
I've lived in :
Scotland
England
Germany
Austria
Switzerland
and back to England
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
I've lived in :
Scotland
England
Germany
Austria
Switzerland
and back to England
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
Officaly; England, R.o.Cyprus, T.R.N.Cyprus and Malta.
Malta was only for a couple of months though.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
Malta was only for a couple of months though.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
I loved Malta
I'd be very keen on going back there some time. Didn't live there but went not quite knowing what to expect and was very pleasantly surprised.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:00, archived)
I'd be very keen on going back there some time. Didn't live there but went not quite knowing what to expect and was very pleasantly surprised.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:00, archived)
I really liked the night-life there, and it was westernised enough for me (internet, franchises etc).
There were too many boisterious british holiday maker, and voilant [people from some arabic country that I can't remember].
The locals love the british though, and I liked that, I felt quite welcomed.
The main trouble with it was; we couldn't afford much on our budget.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
There were too many boisterious british holiday maker, and voilant [people from some arabic country that I can't remember].
The locals love the british though, and I liked that, I felt quite welcomed.
The main trouble with it was; we couldn't afford much on our budget.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
I didn't really see that many boisterous Brits
I think if we had gone out in St Julians more or had stayed in Bugibba then possibly we might have done. There are loads of Libyans there- perhaps that's the country that you can't remember. I just recall the people being very friendly and enjoying the atmosphere, climate and culture of the place.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
I think if we had gone out in St Julians more or had stayed in Bugibba then possibly we might have done. There are loads of Libyans there- perhaps that's the country that you can't remember. I just recall the people being very friendly and enjoying the atmosphere, climate and culture of the place.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
I'll be away for the weekend, and there'll be no interneting from me over that period.
So, does anybody need anything explained to them?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
So, does anybody need anything explained to them?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
If nothing's fallen off through overuse
you've not reached that level yet.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
you've not reached that level yet.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
It's psychosomatic.
For some reason you don't like getting suds on your nose, so your brain worries, and starts to imagine an itch.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
For some reason you don't like getting suds on your nose, so your brain worries, and starts to imagine an itch.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
The middle east political situation with special emphasis on the arab-israeli aspect
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
Jerusalem lies slap bang in the middle of a land bridge between Europe and Africa, in a very fertile region.
Due to its strategic importance it has been declared a holy site by many religions.
So people like to kill each other over it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
Due to its strategic importance it has been declared a holy site by many religions.
So people like to kill each other over it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
I see.
The next time I'm watching that shit short film before the rather good Darjeeling Limited I'll say "That's a Middle Eastern arse."
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
The next time I'm watching that shit short film before the rather good Darjeeling Limited I'll say "That's a Middle Eastern arse."
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
If an SBS 2003 isn't working and you can't view the event logs
and none of the usual recovery stuff works, is it ok to sellotape my head to the desk as the company has sent home 90% of it's staff and I'm getting regular phone calls asking when it'll be fixed?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
and none of the usual recovery stuff works, is it ok to sellotape my head to the desk as the company has sent home 90% of it's staff and I'm getting regular phone calls asking when it'll be fixed?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
Not unless you have a pillow on your desk
but you can unplug the phone otherwise.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
but you can unplug the phone otherwise.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
It really isn't.
It has about three remotely funny scenes. The "ARE YOU THE FARMER?" bit being one of them.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
It has about three remotely funny scenes. The "ARE YOU THE FARMER?" bit being one of them.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
Depends on what you can relate to I guess
Personally I found "I drugged their onions" to be the funniest line in the film.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
Personally I found "I drugged their onions" to be the funniest line in the film.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
Haha see now I'm thinking of bits that I liked
and realising it wasn't such a bad film after all.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
and realising it wasn't such a bad film after all.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
It's more a gentle comedy that amuses throughout
Rather than going for the big belly-laughs. I think that's part of its charm.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
Rather than going for the big belly-laughs. I think that's part of its charm.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
seeing Richard E Grant with pink marigolds on, covered in deep heat is genius.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
Men tel better jokes
and pull each others finger every time they need to fart
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
and pull each others finger every time they need to fart
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
why we still do this all the time?
Do we really have nothing better to do?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
Do we really have nothing better to do?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
People always told me that smoking pot and being a lazy git
made your senses dulled- why is it then, that I have such cat-like reflexes that shock and amaze people around me?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
made your senses dulled- why is it then, that I have such cat-like reflexes that shock and amaze people around me?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
Your reflexes are so good that even with copious amounts of dope they're still better than average.
Without the smoke you'd have less fun, but even better reflexes.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
Without the smoke you'd have less fun, but even better reflexes.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
It's not really a holiday.
It was supposed to be, at a big festival.
but now they're making me perform at it.
The swine.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
It was supposed to be, at a big festival.
but now they're making me perform at it.
The swine.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
Irish like accenty
or Irish like whole other language?
Or will you be doing it all whilst up to the hilt in Sinead O'Connor?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
or Irish like whole other language?
Or will you be doing it all whilst up to the hilt in Sinead O'Connor?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
Whole other language.
Though I'll probably have to use an Irish accent.
It's best that way.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
Though I'll probably have to use an Irish accent.
It's best that way.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
I would say so
I'd like to hear your comedy. Although I wouldn't understand it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
I'd like to hear your comedy. Although I wouldn't understand it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
He plays the harmonica and pisses on the front row
There's not really a lot to understand.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
There's not really a lot to understand.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
I can't remember the name of the comedian
However I did see one about 10 years ago who did just that for his finale. Pretty well known too, though only on the club circuit- the act doesn't go down so well on television.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
However I did see one about 10 years ago who did just that for his finale. Pretty well known too, though only on the club circuit- the act doesn't go down so well on television.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
True, but that's what was used to identify you and bring you to justice.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
Look, this isn't the time to start talking about responsibility.
The fact of the matter is that this problem has been caused by the illegal British presence in Ireland.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
The fact of the matter is that this problem has been caused by the illegal British presence in Ireland.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
This is an excellent question,
and I'm very glad you asked it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
and I'm very glad you asked it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
Why should this be important to me?
I don't even come on here at the weekend.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
I don't even come on here at the weekend.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
In an ideal world this wouldn't matter to you at all.
But deep down, a little part of you worries how this place would function without me.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
But deep down, a little part of you worries how this place would function without me.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
I worry more about what would happen if I didn't drop in to give you all spiritual guidance.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
This is the best thing I have ever made
www.b3ta.com/board/8692178
Carry on about your business.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
www.b3ta.com/board/8692178
Carry on about your business.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
It wasn't
This one was it? I remember seeing that featured in a custom motorcycle magazine some years ago.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
This one was it? I remember seeing that featured in a custom motorcycle magazine some years ago.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
no
www.b3tards.com/u/d76f4c38deaac656c3d1/harley1.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/d76f4c38deaac656c3d1/harley2.jpg
images are a bit crap as they were taken with a phone and through a dirty window.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
www.b3tards.com/u/d76f4c38deaac656c3d1/harley1.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/d76f4c38deaac656c3d1/harley2.jpg
images are a bit crap as they were taken with a phone and through a dirty window.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
That's pretty nice
The one I linked to was a working motorcycle with a lot of custom work done.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
The one I linked to was a working motorcycle with a lot of custom work done.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
I'm assuming that you're going somewhere with this
massive attention spaz you've been rocking these past few days? I mean will there be some sort of conclusion to it? And by conclusion i mean flounce obviously.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
massive attention spaz you've been rocking these past few days? I mean will there be some sort of conclusion to it? And by conclusion i mean flounce obviously.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
I keep trying to flounce
But everytime I think I've gone too far, I see the gulf of b3ta expand in front of me.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
But everytime I think I've gone too far, I see the gulf of b3ta expand in front of me.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
Hey Daytime Tubbies.
JMG, etc.
How are we all keeping?
How shit is /talk, today?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
JMG, etc.
How are we all keeping?
How shit is /talk, today?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
I have just deleted 1610 gaz mails.
This will surely upset the more rotund, less popular males.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
This will surely upset the more rotund, less popular males.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
They were mostly from the woman and various mods telling me off :(
I think I still have about a hundred or more from Bou to get rid of.
My inbox is FULL. That's a euphemism for "Bud likes it in his bot-bot"/
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
I think I still have about a hundred or more from Bou to get rid of.
My inbox is FULL. That's a euphemism for "Bud likes it in his bot-bot"/
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
How many are we allowed before it gets full?
I've always wondered.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
I've always wondered.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
I have no idea, but there were about 2500 in my inbox, dating back to December 2006.
I'M VERY POPULAR, YOU SEE.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
I'M VERY POPULAR, YOU SEE.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
i got a weird personal message today
'Oh dear!
*Hugs*
I did offer you an olive branch.
My cat has more sense of humour than you.'
i don't know what this is in response to in the slightest.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
'Oh dear!
*Hugs*
I did offer you an olive branch.
My cat has more sense of humour than you.'
i don't know what this is in response to in the slightest.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
what's the deal with bou?
I lurked and ive been here for a few days now, people talk of her (?) a lot, but she doesn't seem to do anything
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
I lurked and ive been here for a few days now, people talk of her (?) a lot, but she doesn't seem to do anything
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
She is pretty harmless these days, if a little easy to wind up.
She used to troll the board weekly with a multitude of different accounts though.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
She used to troll the board weekly with a multitude of different accounts though.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
It's been alright today- things certainly could have been worse.
JMG, I have lost another pound of weight from my gargantuan frame. Does this mean I must leave the internet alone a bit more than usual?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
JMG, I have lost another pound of weight from my gargantuan frame. Does this mean I must leave the internet alone a bit more than usual?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
There's studies that suggest that LARD attracts people to the INTERNET.
Nature will tell you where to go. Hopefully it'll be outside.
Outside is where GIRLS hang out.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
Nature will tell you where to go. Hopefully it'll be outside.
Outside is where GIRLS hang out.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
me is in lurrve...
with the checkout girl at the local sainsburys.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
with the checkout girl at the local sainsburys.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
I got a blue peter badge!
by pretending to a 9 year old boy scout
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
by pretending to a 9 year old boy scout
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
Beboy scout?
Pop some worms and drop a flip then help a lady cross the road
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
Pop some worms and drop a flip then help a lady cross the road
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
I've got a 'Jim Fixed it for Me' medallion
that I bought from a boot sale years ago
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
that I bought from a boot sale years ago
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
British Spaks (Gas)
Keep ringing my mobile and hanging up after one ring. I must have had 55 missed calls in 24 hours. Why? Why?? I can't answer it in time before it hangs up and when I call the number back it tells me that "the call is not urgent and we will try you later". Incompetent spunkmoneys. Please give me some ideas for choice phrases to put in a complaint email or validate my existence by paying me attention or something...
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
Keep ringing my mobile and hanging up after one ring. I must have had 55 missed calls in 24 hours. Why? Why?? I can't answer it in time before it hangs up and when I call the number back it tells me that "the call is not urgent and we will try you later". Incompetent spunkmoneys. Please give me some ideas for choice phrases to put in a complaint email or validate my existence by paying me attention or something...
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
I would say that you're currently at the bedside of a dying relative.
Something to make them feel like gits. This'd probably work were it not for the fact that those people have no souls.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)
Something to make them feel like gits. This'd probably work were it not for the fact that those people have no souls.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)
i had a call from O2
and my phone is with Orange. They asked if i had considered moving to O2 as they were sure they could offer me a better rate. I told them "I'm in another country and I'M ROAMING, YOU CUNTS ARE COSTING ME A FORTUNE WITH YOUR COLD CALLING!!"
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)
and my phone is with Orange. They asked if i had considered moving to O2 as they were sure they could offer me a better rate. I told them "I'm in another country and I'M ROAMING, YOU CUNTS ARE COSTING ME A FORTUNE WITH YOUR COLD CALLING!!"
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)
I've never been poached or had a poaching call from a mobile company
perhaps they don't want me due to my interfatness.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
perhaps they don't want me due to my interfatness.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
Can they
smell the interweb fatness over the telephone? Like JMG can?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
smell the interweb fatness over the telephone? Like JMG can?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
I do what I'd call 'warm calling' sometimes
calling someone who's left their info with us, and are actively interested in one of our products, and expect a ring back.
Not cold calling, I couldn't do that. It'd be soul destroying.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
calling someone who's left their info with us, and are actively interested in one of our products, and expect a ring back.
Not cold calling, I couldn't do that. It'd be soul destroying.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
As opposed to 'Hot Calling', which is ringing up and heavy breathing at people who are expecting a call about Axa Sun Life.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
It was YOU wasnt it you cunt!!!!
I'm not interested in any O2 products, O2 doesnt work down my way, there is no coverage.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
I'm not interested in any O2 products, O2 doesnt work down my way, there is no coverage.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
it's a problem with the stuff at the place
I suggest you do things
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)
I suggest you do things
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)
'Snooze' is the weirdest looking word,
It makes me feel uncomfortable
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
It makes me feel uncomfortable
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
Sign up for the Telephone Call Register thing
I'm sure it has a different name but that will have to do for now. I'm on it and it has cut down the number of junk calls I get quite a lot.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
I'm sure it has a different name but that will have to do for now. I'm on it and it has cut down the number of junk calls I get quite a lot.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
like this has any effect.!!
I still get cold calls from cunts even though I'm Ex. Dir., and registered with the TPS.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
I still get cold calls from cunts even though I'm Ex. Dir., and registered with the TPS.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
Really?
Works fine for me. When I do get one- about once a month- I ask how they got the number, explain that I'm registered with the TPS and that I'm ex-directory then say, "Now fuck off," and hang up.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
Works fine for me. When I do get one- about once a month- I ask how they got the number, explain that I'm registered with the TPS and that I'm ex-directory then say, "Now fuck off," and hang up.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
Dear British Gas
I have received, from your Automated Citizen Annoyance department, 55 one-ring missed calls in a 24 hour period.
I am sure you can appreciate the sheer level of insanity to which I have been driven in order to actually start counting your nuisance, pointless and frankly mind-bending barrage of insidious mini-calls, and hope sincerely that you all die bleeding from the eyes.
Yours,
You.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
I have received, from your Automated Citizen Annoyance department, 55 one-ring missed calls in a 24 hour period.
I am sure you can appreciate the sheer level of insanity to which I have been driven in order to actually start counting your nuisance, pointless and frankly mind-bending barrage of insidious mini-calls, and hope sincerely that you all die bleeding from the eyes.
Yours,
You.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
I like the way you accept that people essenchaly post new posts for some sort of validation or attention.
I know that's pretty much what happens when I do it, to be honest.
It's mainly because I'm socially incompetent because I over think things, "Will this make me sound creepy?", "Is this stupid?", "Hahahaah, that was quite funny, i'll wait until this person has finshed speaking and say it out loud.... oh shit, the conversation has moved on now and I'll look slow.".... and then I realise that people are looking at me funny because I'm laughing at my own thoughts.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
I know that's pretty much what happens when I do it, to be honest.
It's mainly because I'm socially incompetent because I over think things, "Will this make me sound creepy?", "Is this stupid?", "Hahahaah, that was quite funny, i'll wait until this person has finshed speaking and say it out loud.... oh shit, the conversation has moved on now and I'll look slow.".... and then I realise that people are looking at me funny because I'm laughing at my own thoughts.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
It's not because my pants and trousers are around my ankles, in the middle of a pub, with a full on 2 incher in my hands, because a girl stroked her hair and looked at me?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
phone your phone company
and ask them to put BritGas on block for you, or to contact them on your behalf as they are making nuisance calls and should be made to pay a penalty
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)
and ask them to put BritGas on block for you, or to contact them on your behalf as they are making nuisance calls and should be made to pay a penalty
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)
damn...
I'm bored, so going into /talk to say "Hello everybody. What has everyone been doing today?" I'm eating my chicken & sweetcorn sandwich bought from Savacenta and it stinks.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
I'm bored, so going into /talk to say "Hello everybody. What has everyone been doing today?" I'm eating my chicken & sweetcorn sandwich bought from Savacenta and it stinks.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
I'm going to spam this until someone replies to it
www.b3ta.com/board/8691725
saying how good it is.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
www.b3ta.com/board/8691725
saying how good it is.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
And why tell us that you're going to do something we can all see you've just done?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
sorry....
not really paying attention...just staring at the computer screen.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
not really paying attention...just staring at the computer screen.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
iPhone?
I ordered an iPhone recently. Still waiting for it. cunts.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
I ordered an iPhone recently. Still waiting for it. cunts.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
HTC Touch Diamond.
/ac
I ordered it online on Tuesday and I get it today.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
/ac
I ordered it online on Tuesday and I get it today.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
You ordered one? From where?
I just walked into my local O2 at about 4 in the afternoon and they sold me one from the big pile they had lying about.
There really isn't the shortage they're making out.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
I just walked into my local O2 at about 4 in the afternoon and they sold me one from the big pile they had lying about.
There really isn't the shortage they're making out.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
ordered mine online...
and they called me back asking for proof of ID and a £200 deposit. Also, this was on a business tariff, so that might be the cause of the delay.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:01, archived)
and they called me back asking for proof of ID and a £200 deposit. Also, this was on a business tariff, so that might be the cause of the delay.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:01, archived)
I prefer sex with women
but I brough one just in case.
*presents boy*
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
but I brough one just in case.
*presents boy*
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
That'll probably be it.
It's worth the wait, though, if only for the unlimited free internet - the amount of time I've wasted with it in just a week is staggering.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
It's worth the wait, though, if only for the unlimited free internet - the amount of time I've wasted with it in just a week is staggering.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
is reading what every one is doing/eating really going to entertain you?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
Couldn't you have said something that hasn't been said already, more than once?
Hello.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
Hello.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
Dispatches: Sandwiches Revealed
or something - it was quite good, but I wouldn't recommend watching it whilst eating your lunch
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
or something - it was quite good, but I wouldn't recommend watching it whilst eating your lunch
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
I've been a lazy fucker today
I have only just got dressed. Now I shall go buy food and eat it.
I shall achieve nothing of value to anyone today. This is good.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
I have only just got dressed. Now I shall go buy food and eat it.
I shall achieve nothing of value to anyone today. This is good.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
I got an email from someone who I used to be friends with.
It appears some sort of bot has gone through her hotmail/msn and sent out spam from her.
I, being someone who doesn't really like her at all, sent a reply (because she is probably unaware), saying something along the lines of
"Oh dear
Have you been putting your MSN/Hotmail details into dodgy websites? I do hope you have nothing important, like credit card information, invoices, or usernames and passwords to other websites that contain your card details.
If you have, I surgest deleting them, you wouldn't want nasty people to get hands on your log ins."
I wonder what her reply will be.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
It appears some sort of bot has gone through her hotmail/msn and sent out spam from her.
I, being someone who doesn't really like her at all, sent a reply (because she is probably unaware), saying something along the lines of
"Oh dear
Have you been putting your MSN/Hotmail details into dodgy websites? I do hope you have nothing important, like credit card information, invoices, or usernames and passwords to other websites that contain your card details.
If you have, I surgest deleting them, you wouldn't want nasty people to get hands on your log ins."
I wonder what her reply will be.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
Crap
I've pulled two sickies in a week. One where I was stuck in London after losing my bank card, and today because I cannot be fucked going in. I am playing the deaf card.
What are you lot doing today?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
I've pulled two sickies in a week. One where I was stuck in London after losing my bank card, and today because I cannot be fucked going in. I am playing the deaf card.
What are you lot doing today?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
Being at work.
Working, b3taing, working, wearing an itchy jumper, drinking coffee.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
Working, b3taing, working, wearing an itchy jumper, drinking coffee.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
The deaf card?
I can't come to work today because I'm deaf but I'll be better tomorrow?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
I can't come to work today because I'm deaf but I'll be better tomorrow?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
My hearing aid is broke and I have a 5pm appointment
Yes, I know I finish work at nine, I tried an earlier one!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
Yes, I know I finish work at nine, I tried an earlier one!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
'Hello, yes, sorry, can't come in I appear to be dead
don't worry webMD says is should clear up with lots of fluids and some wires'
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
don't worry webMD says is should clear up with lots of fluids and some wires'
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
I pulled two sickies in a week. The second one gave me aids :(
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
I bet you're the sort of person who just balances rubbish on top of a full bin
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
You're betting, right?
I could do with an easy ton.
[insert fat joke here]
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
I could do with an easy ton.
[insert fat joke here]
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
presumably so that her employer can read it
and sack her.
/ning sir. how's tricks?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
and sack her.
/ning sir. how's tricks?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
Hello there!
I'm full of soup, and considering painting a bedroom.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
I'm full of soup, and considering painting a bedroom.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
I've just arrived at work
after having the morning off for a Very Important and Unavoidable Appointment*
*well thats what I told work, anyway.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
after having the morning off for a Very Important and Unavoidable Appointment*
*well thats what I told work, anyway.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
Work must think I'm about to drop dead at this rate
When I am in, I'm genuinely ill
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
When I am in, I'm genuinely ill
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
Right now I' on a biz trip
From the day I arrived at this foreign office, I've been sneezing and coughing my guts up. These people can clearly see i'm ill. I'm here until friday, and I know I'll be ill through to sunday, and come monday morning I'll be as fit as a fiddle again.
Bastard sickness.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
From the day I arrived at this foreign office, I've been sneezing and coughing my guts up. These people can clearly see i'm ill. I'm here until friday, and I know I'll be ill through to sunday, and come monday morning I'll be as fit as a fiddle again.
Bastard sickness.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
Shove your Very Important and Unavoidable Appointment* up your clunge.
*RIGHT
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
*RIGHT
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
Telling them your senile mother's disappeared and you have to go look for her works a charm.
Just make sure she never meets your colleagues.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
Just make sure she never meets your colleagues.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
Hanging out with friends.
Might go see a movie. I still haven't seen dark knight.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
Might go see a movie. I still haven't seen dark knight.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
shirking on here
and generally dossing about until hometime, then cuddles with my lady
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
and generally dossing about until hometime, then cuddles with my lady
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
HUG
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)
H H U U GGG SSS
H H U U G S
HHHH U U G GG SSS
H H U U G G S
H H UUU GGG SSSS
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)
I will be there ready and waiting :)
All soapy ready for you :)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
All soapy ready for you :)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
Because you other clefts crosspost
www.b3ta.com/board/8692052
Question: What is your fear? Mine? Probably heights, I have to crawl on my hands and knees when I'm 1km near a cliff edge. Seriously.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)
www.b3ta.com/board/8692052
Question: What is your fear? Mine? Probably heights, I have to crawl on my hands and knees when I'm 1km near a cliff edge. Seriously.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)
My fear is the same question getting asked nineteen times on /talk this morning.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
Involved debates about subjects which closely affect me starting on /talk.
This is not the place to encounter public opinion about my life and lifestyle. *shudder* *doesn't scroll down*
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
This is not the place to encounter public opinion about my life and lifestyle. *shudder* *doesn't scroll down*
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
Aww, poor mousey
I had no fear of heights until very recently, but if I'm right on a cliff edge, it's hands and knees, and I get a bit of vertigo now on glass floors.
photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v300/151/89/1003864591/n1003864591_107038_7142.jpg
Like there
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
I had no fear of heights until very recently, but if I'm right on a cliff edge, it's hands and knees, and I get a bit of vertigo now on glass floors.
photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v300/151/89/1003864591/n1003864591_107038_7142.jpg
Like there
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
I'm in a different office today
and the fucking cunts are blocking face book on the firewall here
www.b3tards.com/u/d76f4c38deaac656c3d1/firewall.jpg
Any suggestions as to how I will be "strongly punished"
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
and the fucking cunts are blocking face book on the firewall here
www.b3tards.com/u/d76f4c38deaac656c3d1/firewall.jpg
Any suggestions as to how I will be "strongly punished"
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
I had a fear of heights
and so i took up rock climbing.
I love it. I'm still scared of heights, but I know that if i grip tightly i'm not going to fall, but in the event that I do fall, I know that there is some cunt on the ground not paying attention who will let go of the rope.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
and so i took up rock climbing.
I love it. I'm still scared of heights, but I know that if i grip tightly i'm not going to fall, but in the event that I do fall, I know that there is some cunt on the ground not paying attention who will let go of the rope.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
She used to fancy clowns
besides People who live in glass houses...
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
besides People who live in glass houses...
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
I had a nightmare about him once
when I was a kid. I bang on about it here loads.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
when I was a kid. I bang on about it here loads.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
you're just as much of a cunt to Bud as he is to you
you're adults right, why don't you just..y'know..chill out?
I saw what Bud posted a while back through a gaz to 90nz0 and it looks like he actually meant it.
Tubby!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
you're adults right, why don't you just..y'know..chill out?
I saw what Bud posted a while back through a gaz to 90nz0 and it looks like he actually meant it.
Tubby!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
No, that was something Gonz made up.
I've offered Mykey a truce a number of times, but he is too pig headed (bodied) to accept. I guess that counts as a moral victory to him.
I just wish he'd defend himself, rather than waiting till I'm not around to snipe about me. At least I have the decency to take the piss out of him when he's around.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
I've offered Mykey a truce a number of times, but he is too pig headed (bodied) to accept. I guess that counts as a moral victory to him.
I just wish he'd defend himself, rather than waiting till I'm not around to snipe about me. At least I have the decency to take the piss out of him when he's around.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
May I ask why if you say you have done this
You don't just stop being a bitch? Or do you enjoy it too much?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
You don't just stop being a bitch? Or do you enjoy it too much?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
Yes, I enjoy it too much.
He's a cunt. A complete and utter cunt.
Yet some people appear to be blind to this. I don't have any problem with people knowing I'm a cunt. I actively encourage people to have a go at me, because I don't give a shit. This place is an idle lunchtime distraction for me on days when the weather out is a bit rubbish.
But for him, it's his social club. His local.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
He's a cunt. A complete and utter cunt.
Yet some people appear to be blind to this. I don't have any problem with people knowing I'm a cunt. I actively encourage people to have a go at me, because I don't give a shit. This place is an idle lunchtime distraction for me on days when the weather out is a bit rubbish.
But for him, it's his social club. His local.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
The comedy racism was the first thing that got my goat.
It's not a joke for him. He just claims it is.
That, and the constant sexual harassment of women.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
It's not a joke for him. He just claims it is.
That, and the constant sexual harassment of women.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
Middle aged b3tan men being 'racist' and leering at every woman-creature online?
Now where have we seen that before, whoop whoop?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)
Now where have we seen that before, whoop whoop?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)
I doubt very much that Mykey would want to meet me.
I'm not threatening violence or anything, but I really don't think he has the balls to speak to me, either on here or face to face.
The man is a coward. That's why he has me on "ignore".
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)
I'm not threatening violence or anything, but I really don't think he has the balls to speak to me, either on here or face to face.
The man is a coward. That's why he has me on "ignore".
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)
If they did, I'm sure they'd have lots in common
After all, they're both overweight, have bad facial hair and a predelection towards bumming.
They should get togther and go bowling.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)
After all, they're both overweight, have bad facial hair and a predelection towards bumming.
They should get togther and go bowling.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)
Superiority complex.
Bud has to make others feel small to make himself feel big. mykey's fatter than him and Bud can't cope.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
I estimate that half of Bud's posts are replies to things Mykeyboy posts
which variously call him fat, racist, stupid or shit in bed.
Mykey doesn't tend to post that many anti-Bud posts.
That said, the namecalling was always tedious.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
which variously call him fat, racist, stupid or shit in bed.
Mykey doesn't tend to post that many anti-Bud posts.
That said, the namecalling was always tedious.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
Mykey has made a lot of posts about me.
And I would make a more conservative guess that 1% of my posts are jibes at him.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
And I would make a more conservative guess that 1% of my posts are jibes at him.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
Have you ever tried to lube the Channel Tunnel?
I'll need sponsorship from KY Jelly for this sort of endeavour.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)
I'll need sponsorship from KY Jelly for this sort of endeavour.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)
i got some lube yesterday for free, through work.
it's soil-association certified.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
it's soil-association certified.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
yes he did though he couldn't remember your name
thank you gonzo it meant a lot
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
thank you gonzo it meant a lot
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
Genuine question
is it being attracted to the sex or to the gender that makes you gay/straight? I think we would say that a man who fancies womanly men (i.e. attracted to male sex but female gender) is gay rather than straight. But seeing as this hypothetical man likes the female gender, why does that make him gay? Is sexual orientation merely which type of genitals you prefer?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
is it being attracted to the sex or to the gender that makes you gay/straight? I think we would say that a man who fancies womanly men (i.e. attracted to male sex but female gender) is gay rather than straight. But seeing as this hypothetical man likes the female gender, why does that make him gay? Is sexual orientation merely which type of genitals you prefer?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
Gender studies are shit
You are a man or a woman. Get over it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
You are a man or a woman. Get over it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
Not necessarily.
Sex and gender aren't the same. Your sex is which one you are biologically (which is either male or female, except in rare cases), and your gender is which one you are mentally and emotionally.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
Sex and gender aren't the same. Your sex is which one you are biologically (which is either male or female, except in rare cases), and your gender is which one you are mentally and emotionally.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
That's prety insensitive towards genderless and liquid-gendered people.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
Don't get me started
I can't be arsed arguing why I think it's shit, just know that I do.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
I can't be arsed arguing why I think it's shit, just know that I do.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
Oh come on
You have to be able to defend your retarded views a bit.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
You have to be able to defend your retarded views a bit.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
I don't want to get started on a massive rant
I am restraining myself.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
I am restraining myself.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
Is this your way of saying
'I've said something a bit stupid and I don't want anyone to think that I am, so I'll just back down whilst making it look like I'm not backing down?'
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
'I've said something a bit stupid and I don't want anyone to think that I am, so I'll just back down whilst making it look like I'm not backing down?'
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
No
It's a "I really can't be arsed typing everything that I want to say" saying.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
It's a "I really can't be arsed typing everything that I want to say" saying.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
I'd really like a justification of your views
but that's fine, chicken out.
chicken
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
but that's fine, chicken out.
chicken
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
In the time it's taken you to make all those replies, you could have done it.
You're worried people will think you're a thicko.
Thicko.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
You're worried people will think you're a thicko.
Thicko.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
Obviously that's the reason
I could never be as clever as the likes of you.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
I could never be as clever as the likes of you.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
Or ambivalent-gender, if you prefer.
Sometimes male, sometimes female.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
Sometimes male, sometimes female.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
We should round them up and keep them in a cage.
We could charge people money to watch them.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
We could charge people money to watch them.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
You'd never keep someone made of liquid in a cage.
I've seen Xmen 2, I'm an expert.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
I've seen Xmen 2, I'm an expert.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
How about a sort of sealed fishtank?
with tiny holes that are way to high for the liquid people to reach them, through which we could feed them etc.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
with tiny holes that are way to high for the liquid people to reach them, through which we could feed them etc.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
I would want to prolong the pleasure for the viewers as long as possible
feeding would be required.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
feeding would be required.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
I couldn't tell that you were joking;
I thought you were just being thick.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
I thought you were just being thick.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
I'd like to pronounce this post "bollocks"
it might be true from a strict definition point of view for all I care, that doesn't stop it being airy-fairy handwaving horseshit of the highest order.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
it might be true from a strict definition point of view for all I care, that doesn't stop it being airy-fairy handwaving horseshit of the highest order.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
Most people have the same gender as their sex,
but not everyone does. Sexuality and gender are not black and white at all.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
but not everyone does. Sexuality and gender are not black and white at all.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
She said it in a poncy way, but gender and sex are not the same thing.
That's kind of why we have different words for them.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
That's kind of why we have different words for them.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
Not really.
If you apply for a job and the form asks for your gender, they don't let you put "physically I am endowed with a rubbish penis but with every waking moment of my day I wish to have a vajoojoo".
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
If you apply for a job and the form asks for your gender, they don't let you put "physically I am endowed with a rubbish penis but with every waking moment of my day I wish to have a vajoojoo".
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
They shouldn't be asking for it at all;
they should be recruiting you based on your skills and experience, but that's a different discussion.
And I don't think something is true or not according to whether it will fit on a job application.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
they should be recruiting you based on your skills and experience, but that's a different discussion.
And I don't think something is true or not according to whether it will fit on a job application.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
they have to ask for it.
they need the stats to demostrate that they are employing without bias. Welcome to the wonderful world of HR
Think yourself it's only gender. My Scottish Hockey registration form this year asks for sexual preference.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
they need the stats to demostrate that they are employing without bias. Welcome to the wonderful world of HR
Think yourself it's only gender. My Scottish Hockey registration form this year asks for sexual preference.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
That's fecking daft.
I'd hate to think I was employed to fill a quota rather than for my skills.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
I'd hate to think I was employed to fill a quota rather than for my skills.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
you wouldn't be.
but once you are, they'd have to produce a report showing that their employed staff match the area demographic blah blah blah.
think yourself lucky. You'll be in great demand to fill the 0.00001% asexual cybergoth mentallist demographic.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
but once you are, they'd have to produce a report showing that their employed staff match the area demographic blah blah blah.
think yourself lucky. You'll be in great demand to fill the 0.00001% asexual cybergoth mentallist demographic.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
So they know which of the many changing rooms they need to put you in
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
no
so they can go "oh no, we have a lower* proportion of gays playing hockey than in the general population, how do we attract more flouncing marys to scottish hockey?"
* yes, LOL, hockey is a girls game solower higher
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
so they can go "oh no, we have a lower* proportion of gays playing hockey than in the general population, how do we attract more flouncing marys to scottish hockey?"
* yes, LOL, hockey is a girls game so
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
Are you obliged to answer that question?
They may be obliged to ask it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
They may be obliged to ask it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
course not
same as you aren't obliged to fill in your ethnicity, religious views, etc. But it's hardly a secret and if they think they can do something useful with it, good luck toy them.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
same as you aren't obliged to fill in your ethnicity, religious views, etc. But it's hardly a secret and if they think they can do something useful with it, good luck toy them.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
My guess is
That it gives the Office of National Statistics a reason to validate its budget as much as anything else- particularly when it comes to voluntary activities. I can see the point as regards employment as a way of measuring the effects of equal employment legislation, however I think there is a misconception about that too; namely that equal employment legislation merely states that it is illegal to discriminate against people on certain bases and does not actually set quotas which is the way it's often seen.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)
That it gives the Office of National Statistics a reason to validate its budget as much as anything else- particularly when it comes to voluntary activities. I can see the point as regards employment as a way of measuring the effects of equal employment legislation, however I think there is a misconception about that too; namely that equal employment legislation merely states that it is illegal to discriminate against people on certain bases and does not actually set quotas which is the way it's often seen.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)
Age and gender and race are no longer acceptable requirements
when advertising for a job.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
when advertising for a job.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
when advertising, no
but they are virtually legal requirments when applying or employing.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
but they are virtually legal requirments when applying or employing.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
I employed a female
to do a job that historically attracts men, but I know that times are changing. But we had to let her go, not because she was female, but because she was shit.
In my team, no two people are from the same country. Its not a choice to show that I'm being racially fair, its actually because it makes the work for the team easier, as we have to deal with people from many countries, including the countries of origin of the staff i employ.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
to do a job that historically attracts men, but I know that times are changing. But we had to let her go, not because she was female, but because she was shit.
In my team, no two people are from the same country. Its not a choice to show that I'm being racially fair, its actually because it makes the work for the team easier, as we have to deal with people from many countries, including the countries of origin of the staff i employ.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
I can't quite work out what you're saying here?
the only point I'm making is that these days it's pretty much compulsory for HR departments to compile stats on sex, ethnicity etc of employees and compare them with the general public so that they can hand-wring over why there aren't enough sikh lesbians in car maintainence.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
the only point I'm making is that these days it's pretty much compulsory for HR departments to compile stats on sex, ethnicity etc of employees and compare them with the general public so that they can hand-wring over why there aren't enough sikh lesbians in car maintainence.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
I'm saying that I emplyed a female
but had to let her go because she was shit at the job, not because she was female.
I'm also saying that I have employed people from many racial backgrounds, but that wasn't to be racially fair, it was because having people of different racial backgrounds made the work easier for everyone.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
but had to let her go because she was shit at the job, not because she was female.
I'm also saying that I have employed people from many racial backgrounds, but that wasn't to be racially fair, it was because having people of different racial backgrounds made the work easier for everyone.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
well, yes, obviously, but that wasn't what my post was about
but I wasn't accusing you of being discrimantory, sorry, it just sounded like you were validating yourself a bit.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
but I wasn't accusing you of being discrimantory, sorry, it just sounded like you were validating yourself a bit.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
Being accused of discrimination
In a professional sense is the modern equivalent of being accused of witchcraft. It's little wonder that sometimes people can be a little too self-validatory in their approach.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
In a professional sense is the modern equivalent of being accused of witchcraft. It's little wonder that sometimes people can be a little too self-validatory in their approach.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
They are
if you're advertising for a bra-fitter. Or a penis model.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
if you're advertising for a bra-fitter. Or a penis model.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
Nonsense.
Gender is a grammatical term which has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with sex.
NOTHING AT ALL.
IN THE FUCKING SLIGHTEST.
Is that clear?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
Gender is a grammatical term which has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with sex.
NOTHING AT ALL.
IN THE FUCKING SLIGHTEST.
Is that clear?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
It's been given another meaning by idiots.
And we already have a perfectly good word for that meaning.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
And we already have a perfectly good word for that meaning.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
But sex isn't gender.
It's alright for you; you're the same gender as your sex. Not everyone is.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
It's alright for you; you're the same gender as your sex. Not everyone is.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
If you've got a cock, you're a bloke, and if you've got a vag, you're a woman.
If you've lost your genitals in a horrific sanding accident, then we'll go on the basis of whether a clone of you would have drippy or dangly bits. If you've got a cock and you think you're a woman, you're not a woman, you're a mental.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
If you've lost your genitals in a horrific sanding accident, then we'll go on the basis of whether a clone of you would have drippy or dangly bits. If you've got a cock and you think you're a woman, you're not a woman, you're a mental.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
or both!
i watched a short video clip in which two hermaphrodites were 'doing each other' at the same time. What sort of confusing situation is this ?
I suspect they were really bothmen male at one time, but had the operation to make a fanny, without removing the dangley parts.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
i watched a short video clip in which two hermaphrodites were 'doing each other' at the same time. What sort of confusing situation is this ?
I suspect they were really both
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
I'm clicking this so everyone knows what sick and twisted things you watch
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( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
well yesterday, everybody told me to watch the porn in the hotel.
And actually, a link to that video was posted on here by somebody else, which I clicked out of curiosity because i could see that is was not "ilovehorses"
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
And actually, a link to that video was posted on here by somebody else, which I clicked out of curiosity because i could see that is was not "ilovehorses"
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
I've seen it too, if it's a similar video
15 minutes long, outwardly women, but with willies.
AND vajoojoo's.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
15 minutes long, outwardly women, but with willies.
AND vajoojoo's.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=hermaphrodite+sex&btnG=Google+Search&meta=
Its Google, its SFW, the links Google provides may be NSFW
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
no
repeatedly taking another man's penis into your anus makes you gay.
it doesn't count if you're a top
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
repeatedly taking another man's penis into your anus makes you gay.
it doesn't count if you're a top
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
Yes.
The consumption of fermented grape juice alters your genes, brain chemistry, hormones and exposure to people of both sexes in such a way as to alter your sexual orientation. You fucking tit.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
The consumption of fermented grape juice alters your genes, brain chemistry, hormones and exposure to people of both sexes in such a way as to alter your sexual orientation. You fucking tit.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
Is it any good?
Or just red and white wine mixed? (which btw, doesn't work)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
Or just red and white wine mixed? (which btw, doesn't work)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
It's not red and white mixed.
It's something to do with leaving the grape skins in for longer, I think.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
It's something to do with leaving the grape skins in for longer, I think.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
Pints of what?
Drinking pints of spunk probably makes you straight, if you're female.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
Drinking pints of spunk probably makes you straight, if you're female.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
Beer
But I realise that was a silly comment, as I do that, and I am not gay.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
But I realise that was a silly comment, as I do that, and I am not gay.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
drinking pints of spunk
makes you fucking odd.
Or Marc Almond LOLurbanlegend
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
makes you fucking odd.
Or Marc Almond LOLurbanlegend
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
No, licking fanny and having lady-fists up you makes you gay, if you're a girl.
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It was just an example criterion.
I'm sure there are others that I didn't include here.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
I'm sure there are others that I didn't include here.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
Was she wearing sensible shoes, a lumberjack shirt and getting off with a short fat lad with big tits and an oddly high-pitched voice?
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No, just means you're too girly to drink red
I bet you add lemonade in your white
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
I bet you add lemonade in your white
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
Pink and fizzy
is a gay drink compared to something butch like Guinness.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
is a gay drink compared to something butch like Guinness.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
I want to move to Amsterdam.
I've been here all week and fucking love it here. So laid back, the girls are georgous and very approachable, everyone is friendly and helpful. Plus there is legal cannabis and so on.
Goedemiddag!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
I've been here all week and fucking love it here. So laid back, the girls are georgous and very approachable, everyone is friendly and helpful. Plus there is legal cannabis and so on.
Goedemiddag!
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Yes, but let the page finish loading first, or you'll just get the PicLens random selection of images.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
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I think it might have changed by then.
You don't want to see it anyway, it's a photo of an infected cock.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
You don't want to see it anyway, it's a photo of an infected cock.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
I can't see where it's picked up from. It's like it knows to insert that image.
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( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
Oh, it's followed the link to /board - they have a troll at present...
/board is NSFW now...
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
/board is NSFW now...
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
It's from here
www.b3ta.com/board/8691836
but no idea why pic lens is showing it
edit: extremely NSFW
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
www.b3ta.com/board/8691836
but no idea why pic lens is showing it
edit: extremely NSFW
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
"the girls are georgous and very approachable"
That's because you're paying them.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
That's because you're paying them.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
Approachable...hmmmm
Maybe he talked to my sister she's number two prostitute of whole country
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
Maybe he talked to my sister she's number two prostitute of whole country
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
Not everyone has to resort to paying girls for sex, Bud.
Only you and mikey need do that.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
Only you and mikey need do that.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
I've never paid for sex.
Whereas he's paying and not getting anything.
It's a cruel, cruel world.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
Whereas he's paying and not getting anything.
It's a cruel, cruel world.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
It is a lovely place.
Don't go to the dungeon though, the rollycoaster at the end is piss.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
Don't go to the dungeon though, the rollycoaster at the end is piss.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
I'm not getting involved in the aggressive flirting match between you two.
Except for just then.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
Except for just then.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
Definitely not now.
Maybe tomorrow. Maybe not. Who knows? I might have found something better to do by then.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
Maybe tomorrow. Maybe not. Who knows? I might have found something better to do by then.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
He's aggressively flirting with you.
Don't you get tired of him "innocently" asking about your lady-cock?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
Don't you get tired of him "innocently" asking about your lady-cock?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
I get tired of things like stupid big brother and the ofuckinglympics.
Both of which have merrily fucked off, which gives me intense pleasure.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
Both of which have merrily fucked off, which gives me intense pleasure.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
If you think the girls in Amsterdam are gorgeous and approachable
try Tallinn. You'll go blind.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
try Tallinn. You'll go blind.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
There are companies interested in my services.
I'm here for work this week, attending a conference, and other companies here too have expressed they would be interested in hiring me.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
I'm here for work this week, attending a conference, and other companies here too have expressed they would be interested in hiring me.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
If one of your main reasons for moving to a new country is legal use of a Class C drug
best of luck
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
best of luck
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
Soon to be class B.
And it's not actually legal over there. It's just decriminalised. You can only smoke at home and in coffee shops. Smoke it on the street and you can still be busted.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
And it's not actually legal over there. It's just decriminalised. You can only smoke at home and in coffee shops. Smoke it on the street and you can still be busted.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
and you can only smoke it straight in coffee shops now
no tobacco.
I realise this probably isn't a major issue but I suspect a ban on smoking it full stop is on the cards soon.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
no tobacco.
I realise this probably isn't a major issue but I suspect a ban on smoking it full stop is on the cards soon.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
Really?!
Bloody hell, I smoke quite a bit of weed and the gear over there still got me good and stoned. I can only imagine what happens to those who rarely smoke.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
Bloody hell, I smoke quite a bit of weed and the gear over there still got me good and stoned. I can only imagine what happens to those who rarely smoke.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
it'll make little difference
dope's not something you can develop a tolerance to, despite what people seem to think.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
dope's not something you can develop a tolerance to, despite what people seem to think.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
Up to a point, badger.
People who aren't used to dope often panic when they try it for the first time, or when they try a type far stronger than they're used to.
While technically this isn't a tolerance, a more experienced smoker will be less likely to have bad reactions.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
People who aren't used to dope often panic when they try it for the first time, or when they try a type far stronger than they're used to.
While technically this isn't a tolerance, a more experienced smoker will be less likely to have bad reactions.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
Oh, absolutely
but that's not tolerance so much as experience though.
but it does validate Ms Wow's point, I suppose, that a novice is going to try and cane down a whole joint of white widow in a couple of puffs and then lose the use of their legs and bowels, true.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
but that's not tolerance so much as experience though.
but it does validate Ms Wow's point, I suppose, that a novice is going to try and cane down a whole joint of white widow in a couple of puffs and then lose the use of their legs and bowels, true.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
Nope.
Coffee Shops are allowed to build smoking rooms, where you can smoke tobacco. Their "pre-mixed" joints have tobacco in them, too, so it's not just self rolled.
That's how the coffee shops I've been into this week operate, we even asked for clarification.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
Coffee Shops are allowed to build smoking rooms, where you can smoke tobacco. Their "pre-mixed" joints have tobacco in them, too, so it's not just self rolled.
That's how the coffee shops I've been into this week operate, we even asked for clarification.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
You obviously can't read it in context.
It was a supplemental comment, not a main point.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
It was a supplemental comment, not a main point.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
Burb, yep it's pretty nice
Edit: Goedesmorgens, Gutensmorgens, Goodsmorgen ;)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
Edit: Goedesmorgens, Gutensmorgens, Goodsmorgen ;)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
I've been learning Dutch on tape
ie: no spellings.
You should be aware though, Ich ben niet m'frau Petersen. Or however it's spelt.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
ie: no spellings.
You should be aware though, Ich ben niet m'frau Petersen. Or however it's spelt.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
It's spelled
Goedemorgen = good morning
Goedemiddag = good afternoon
And you are mevrouw Petersen :)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
Goedemorgen = good morning
Goedemiddag = good afternoon
And you are mevrouw Petersen :)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
If you love amsterdam so much, why don't you just marry her and move there?
wait, that doesn't really work.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
wait, that doesn't really work.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
He could try
She'd just end up getting bitchy at him for not tidying though. Not worth it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
She'd just end up getting bitchy at him for not tidying though. Not worth it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
The best place on earth
With the nicest people you'll ever meet. Got into Amsterdam late one night trying to find somewhere to get some food, they reopen the kitchen that had just shut - Talk about nice!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
With the nicest people you'll ever meet. Got into Amsterdam late one night trying to find somewhere to get some food, they reopen the kitchen that had just shut - Talk about nice!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
my mum used to be massivly arachnophobic
so i bought her a pet tarantula and refused to come and feed it. now she loves them. she even handles them.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
so i bought her a pet tarantula and refused to come and feed it. now she loves them. she even handles them.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
it worked..
the easiest way to beat a phobia is to do something about it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
the easiest way to beat a phobia is to do something about it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
Not scary in the slightest.
Maybe a bit melancholy, but not scary.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
Maybe a bit melancholy, but not scary.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
Same here
Only in my case it was the Church of Satan- same thing really.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
Only in my case it was the Church of Satan- same thing really.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
We can talk about the fact that my package is in the van for delivery!!!
Or that my daughter won the bonniest baby comp.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
Or that my daughter won the bonniest baby comp.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
So... she won best baby out of Fraserburgh?
Not even Aberdeenshire?!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
Not even Aberdeenshire?!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
no now you have the least ugly baby
in a very small part of scotland..
not selling it to us dude..
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
in a very small part of scotland..
not selling it to us dude..
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
That isn't the point
She won a competition it would have been hard to lose.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
She won a competition it would have been hard to lose.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
There was like 40 entries!
There was one kid I thought would steal it but no, my bubs is TRIUPMHANT!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
There was one kid I thought would steal it but no, my bubs is TRIUPMHANT!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
Ohh yeah', baby, my package is in your van, oh yes, it'll be delivered soon, oh my, *grunt*, sign for it ! SIGN FOR IT !
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
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Meh.
Ok... Grace from will and grace... Shag or die?
Also: Secondary question... What about Karen from the same program?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
Ok... Grace from will and grace... Shag or die?
Also: Secondary question... What about Karen from the same program?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
See. I like Grace.
Love her hair.
Lovely body.
Just would.
Karen would get it as a one off I think.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
Love her hair.
Lovely body.
Just would.
Karen would get it as a one off I think.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
she's got nice hair
but about as many curves as your average set square.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
but about as many curves as your average set square.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
Have you ever seen Grace in "The Wedding Date".
DEFINITELY WOULD.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
DEFINITELY WOULD.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
Grace- no
Karen- yes.
Alabaster bosoms make all the difference.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
Karen- yes.
Alabaster bosoms make all the difference.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
Mrs Thatcher
Though I can understand your forgetting that- apparently she does too.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
Though I can understand your forgetting that- apparently she does too.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
you have the least ugly baby in scotland?
thats no great fucking trick is it?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
thats no great fucking trick is it?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
FLYING CATS!
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2631016/Chinese-cats-grow-wings.html
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2631016/Chinese-cats-grow-wings.html
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
I'm no longer as fond of them as I used to be.
Which is why it isn't smoky here.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
Which is why it isn't smoky here.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
LIttle fucking wonder you weren't asked to write that sitcom :P
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We can discuss lovely fears
Like the terror of lollypops, or the fear of kittens
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
Like the terror of lollypops, or the fear of kittens
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
Oooh, let's have a march demanding one man one vote.
Like the good old days.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
Like the good old days.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
I would argue
That most two-party states where there is very little difference between the parties don't really offer much in the way of democracy either.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
That most two-party states where there is very little difference between the parties don't really offer much in the way of democracy either.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
And I would argue that you're completely wrong.
As the state of the parties reflects the democratic wishes of the people. The problem isn't that the state lacks democracy, but that the people have reached a strong consensus.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
As the state of the parties reflects the democratic wishes of the people. The problem isn't that the state lacks democracy, but that the people have reached a strong consensus.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
You could look at it that way
However I would further contend that an established duopoly such as exists in the UK and the US is capable of ignoring the wishes of a large minority of the populace, if not at times the majority by not giving the option of having their views reflected in government.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
However I would further contend that an established duopoly such as exists in the UK and the US is capable of ignoring the wishes of a large minority of the populace, if not at times the majority by not giving the option of having their views reflected in government.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
But the parties have no duty to reflect any views that aren't their own.
It's up to the minority, or majority, to organise and represent themselves.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
It's up to the minority, or majority, to organise and represent themselves.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
Which is fucking difficult to do in a past-the-post system
Especially when it's dominated by a duopoly. In a way it's usually a safety barrier which prevents extremists from getting elected- it keeps the BNP from having any MPs for example. (Probably shouldn't mention Northern Irish politics at this point.) At the same time it prevents more progressive parties from contributing to political debate at the highest level. I'm not 100% sure of my stance on this as it basically comes from reading and watching the US presidential election coverage and wondering, "Exactly what difference is it going to make who becomes president?"
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
Especially when it's dominated by a duopoly. In a way it's usually a safety barrier which prevents extremists from getting elected- it keeps the BNP from having any MPs for example. (Probably shouldn't mention Northern Irish politics at this point.) At the same time it prevents more progressive parties from contributing to political debate at the highest level. I'm not 100% sure of my stance on this as it basically comes from reading and watching the US presidential election coverage and wondering, "Exactly what difference is it going to make who becomes president?"
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
I actually laughed at my own photoshopped image when I posted it.
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Camel spider sandwiches.
I shall be having no lunch as I had a fry up.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
I shall be having no lunch as I had a fry up.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
I really want to try those.
The boiled venom tastes like sweet cough mixture, apparently.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
The boiled venom tastes like sweet cough mixture, apparently.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
aghhh - camel spiders are the things that hang out the side of hirsute ladies bathing costumes
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
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I have now scrolled down and realise I was not up to speed on spidery current affairs
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Baguette
covered in spicy seeds stuffed with houmous, chargrilled veg and feta.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
covered in spicy seeds stuffed with houmous, chargrilled veg and feta.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
Chicken sandwich with quavers in it, all crushed and lovely.
It started out as chicken and cucumber, but I removed the cucumber and ate it on it's own. Quavers are brilliant.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
It started out as chicken and cucumber, but I removed the cucumber and ate it on it's own. Quavers are brilliant.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
Everyone knows that chicken based sandwiches should be filled with some sort of harder crisp, like McCoys, and with a flavour that is sharp or spicy, like Salt'n'Vinigar.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
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I had a choice between quavers and cheese and onion walkers from the machine
and I want to talk to my colleagues today, so the cheese and onion's a no go.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
and I want to talk to my colleagues today, so the cheese and onion's a no go.
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I love quavers though
and they've got less calories than a lot of crisps. Not that I really care about that, but it's an added bonus.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
and they've got less calories than a lot of crisps. Not that I really care about that, but it's an added bonus.
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Cup Noodle
The nice Japanese ones that put our UK ones to shame.
I'm also listening to Boogie Nights.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
The nice Japanese ones that put our UK ones to shame.
I'm also listening to Boogie Nights.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
I'm goingto have another gbk thingy
I have a stack of £5 off vouchers
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
I have a stack of £5 off vouchers
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I don't yet know
I should probably get showered and dressed first
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
I should probably get showered and dressed first
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
I dont know but it had better be researched and referenced properly or club misery will attack it and suck out the cartilage
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Oh it really is eating you all up, isn't it?
I can almost smell the chipfat whiff of frustrated sweat.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
I can almost smell the chipfat whiff of frustrated sweat.
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I thought we were club misery?
Oh dear, I get so confused sometimes.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
Oh dear, I get so confused sometimes.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
Club Misery originally refered to Georgie and his little troupe of whimperers
dating back to his OMG DRUGS ARE BAD M'KAY? days.
He's decided to try an "I know you are you said you are but what am I?" tactic.
It's thrilling stuff.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
dating back to his OMG DRUGS ARE BAD M'KAY? days.
He's decided to try an "I know you are you said you are but what am I?" tactic.
It's thrilling stuff.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
If Mykey wears a dress then he is me
So if I wear trousers am I him?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
So if I wear trousers am I him?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
They will do soon, just as soon as the shipment of elasticated waists come through.
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I've seen them both in the same room at the same time.
I've never seen you in the same room as Garry Glitter.
I'm not going to imply anything with that, it could just be a coincidance that you two have never been in the same room together, it's highly plausable.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
I've never seen you in the same room as Garry Glitter.
I'm not going to imply anything with that, it could just be a coincidance that you two have never been in the same room together, it's highly plausable.
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<really really really slanty italics>Allegedly</ really really really slanty italics>.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
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It's my lolarious name for Mykey.
After the nursery rhyme:
Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the boys came out to play
Georgie Porgie ran away.
The fact that he's a bit porky is an unfortunate coincidence.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
After the nursery rhyme:
Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the boys came out to play
Georgie Porgie ran away.
The fact that he's a bit porky is an unfortunate coincidence.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
no
Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too, he's funny that way.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too, he's funny that way.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and Pie
Kissed no girls, it made him cry
When he comes online to play
He sexually harasses women and makes incredibly racist remarks, yet is tolerated for some unknown reason.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
Kissed no girls, it made him cry
When he comes online to play
He sexually harasses women and makes incredibly racist remarks, yet is tolerated for some unknown reason.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
I'm blaming the obesity epidemic on the fact that this nursery rhyme has fallen out of fashion.
fact assertion
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
it was after the Prince Regent - George the IV(?)
The one in Black Adder III. Famous for his indulgences and molesting women.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
The one in Black Adder III. Famous for his indulgences and molesting women.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
IV was that George (hence a few fat jokes in Blackadder III, even though he's played by Hugh "sorry, we'll need to take that scene again, try not to turn sideways this time" Laurie)
but I bet it wasn't. All historical explanations of nursery rhymes turn to bullshit on the slightest scrutiny.
Edit: there are enough helpful internet sites backing it up, but I still don't believe it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)
but I bet it wasn't. All historical explanations of nursery rhymes turn to bullshit on the slightest scrutiny.
Edit: there are enough helpful internet sites backing it up, but I still don't believe it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)
Wikipedia connects it to a completely different George, the Duke of Buckingham, and not so much as a [citation needed]
which shows how easily these 'explanations' crop up.
In a couple of hundred years people will be saying Hickory Dickory Dock is about the Twin Towers.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
which shows how easily these 'explanations' crop up.
In a couple of hundred years people will be saying Hickory Dickory Dock is about the Twin Towers.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
All the Jewish mice got a call telling them not to go to work that day.
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I think it changes daily
So it'll be our turn tomorrow or something
I'll have the full report on your desk by 5pm.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
So it'll be our turn tomorrow or something
I'll have the full report on your desk by 5pm.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
I wish Bou and Sync were around a bit more, so we can all join together in an "Enemy of my enemy" way.
Not that I consider anyone here my enemy, as that is quite petty, especially for online people.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
Not that I consider anyone here my enemy, as that is quite petty, especially for online people.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
I don't even know what clique I'm a member of
it's terribly confusing.
I suppose I could always form 'Slim, Attractive and Socially Functional'.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
it's terribly confusing.
I suppose I could always form 'Slim, Attractive and Socially Functional'.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
Have you met UTOL?
He's FUCKING GORGEOUS. I had to lock up my imaginary daughters, just to be safe.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
He's FUCKING GORGEOUS. I had to lock up my imaginary daughters, just to be safe.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
Lu once showed me a picture of her bathing in the luxuriance of his hair.
It kept me warm at night for weeks.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
It kept me warm at night for weeks.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
of her bathing i?
Edit: I saw you, you rubbish republican ninja.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
Edit: I saw you, you rubbish republican ninja.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
ahh
See that puts you in the 'oh isnt b3ta awful these days and oh my b3tans are rubbish fatties' clique.
They hang out in the chess club over there
*points*
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
See that puts you in the 'oh isnt b3ta awful these days and oh my b3tans are rubbish fatties' clique.
They hang out in the chess club over there
*points*
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
Chess?
Is that more or less acceptable than being addicted to an online roleplaying game, where you dress up your virtual Ken doll in loinclothes and fight mythical creatures?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
Is that more or less acceptable than being addicted to an online roleplaying game, where you dress up your virtual Ken doll in loinclothes and fight mythical creatures?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
Everyone seemed to be blaming me for the innacurate reporting when all I was saying is that there's one in the UK.
And I need to move to the Moon.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
And I need to move to the Moon.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
I think it was the bit where you jumped on a chair and pulled your petticoats up and screamed "Thomas! Thomas! EEEEEEK! Thomas!" that people were getting at.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
So what?
I have an irrational fear of giant spiders.
I'm sure most of the people here have a fear of something... one of us is scared to buggery of CLOWNS. I'll not name names...
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
I have an irrational fear of giant spiders.
I'm sure most of the people here have a fear of something... one of us is scared to buggery of CLOWNS. I'll not name names...
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
Of all the things to be scared of I'd say massive spiders is a decent one.
At least it's not cotton wool or apples or something.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
At least it's not cotton wool or apples or something.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
Or, alternatively, you could be a man and not be scared of anything.
The thing about most big spiders is: You're VERY unlikely to ever encounter one.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
The thing about most big spiders is: You're VERY unlikely to ever encounter one.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
Why would I be scared of human mortality?
They're going to die someday. I don't lose sleep over it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
They're going to die someday. I don't lose sleep over it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
You're so manly, I wish you would take me in your arms and protect me from the world.
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If your eyes weren't so poppy, I would.
Then I'd fuck you like a wild animal.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
Then I'd fuck you like a wild animal.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
If it was like a spider you could eat him afterward.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
If it was like a spider you could eat him afterward.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
Imagine this:
A glorious Bison fucking a Leopard, by a beautiful lake, with 50 poledancers grinding the sky. While a 21 gun salute goes off.
All over your face.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
A glorious Bison fucking a Leopard, by a beautiful lake, with 50 poledancers grinding the sky. While a 21 gun salute goes off.
All over your face.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
Snakes, scorpions, lizards and the like don't bother me whatsoever.
Just spiders.
Don't like them.
The fact that I don't really encounter them a lot is probably WHY I'm scared of them.
If it was the normal thing over here and I had faced them all the time I dare say I wouldn't be bothered.
You saying you have no fears at all?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
Just spiders.
Don't like them.
The fact that I don't really encounter them a lot is probably WHY I'm scared of them.
If it was the normal thing over here and I had faced them all the time I dare say I wouldn't be bothered.
You saying you have no fears at all?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
Yes, I have no fears at all.
I don't see the point of being afraid of things.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
I don't see the point of being afraid of things.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
I know your fear.
You are afraid of LOVE.
*tries to give you a cuddle*
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
You are afraid of LOVE.
*tries to give you a cuddle*
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
But... I'm very much in love with my woman.
I know it pains you all to hear it, but there's nothing I'm afraid off.
There are things I have aversions to, such as clowns and falling off of high things, but I'm not afraid of them.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
I know it pains you all to hear it, but there's nothing I'm afraid off.
There are things I have aversions to, such as clowns and falling off of high things, but I'm not afraid of them.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
You don't like clowns?
I don't understand this.
another b3tan is TERRIFIED of clowns. I don't see why.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
I don't understand this.
another b3tan is TERRIFIED of clowns. I don't see why.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
err... well, the bad movie ones yes.
But the baggy pants brigade from the circus, with face paint and balloons, no.
everyones different I suppose.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
But the baggy pants brigade from the circus, with face paint and balloons, no.
everyones different I suppose.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
Are you saying that there is nothing sinister about middle aged men that run around in full makeup and giant shoes,
in an effort to make kids like them?
I once punched a clown in the face. I was about 5, at the circus with my folks and they tried to get me to join in the "fun" in the ring. So I punched him square on the nose. It bled.
Bud wins.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
in an effort to make kids like them?
I once punched a clown in the face. I was about 5, at the circus with my folks and they tried to get me to join in the "fun" in the ring. So I punched him square on the nose. It bled.
Bud wins.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
I find there's something infinitely depressing about them, rather than scary.
Though saying that, I think that sad clowns are the scariest type.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
Though saying that, I think that sad clowns are the scariest type.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
The only humans to have no fear of anything are psychopaths
This is what makes them so dangerous.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)
This is what makes them so dangerous.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)
I don't think I've ever met anyone who had a fear of easy access to weapons.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
Stealing a nuclear submarine, bombing London, getting the six counties back.
But don't tell anybody.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
But don't tell anybody.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
I'm confused now- though that's not difficult
Are you saying that encountering scorpions and snakes on a more regular basis than spiders is normal in Aberdeen?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
Are you saying that encountering scorpions and snakes on a more regular basis than spiders is normal in Aberdeen?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
No, They don't bother me.
My Aunt had a giant iguana and I've handled plenty of snakes.
I just meant that if I maybe had been around massive spiders they probably wouldn't induce that loose feeling in my bowels the way they do.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
My Aunt had a giant iguana and I've handled plenty of snakes.
I just meant that if I maybe had been around massive spiders they probably wouldn't induce that loose feeling in my bowels the way they do.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
I was joking
Incidentally I have a terrible irrational fear of heights. Strangely I have no problems with flying, nor did it keep me off this. I didn't enjoy the experience much to be honest.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
Incidentally I have a terrible irrational fear of heights. Strangely I have no problems with flying, nor did it keep me off this. I didn't enjoy the experience much to be honest.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
I used to be scared of heights.
Even the local pier at the harbour made me shiver.
But after 2 bungee jumps (where you go in the cage at get flung upward) and an abseil I got over it.
They don't bother me at all now.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
Even the local pier at the harbour made me shiver.
But after 2 bungee jumps (where you go in the cage at get flung upward) and an abseil I got over it.
They don't bother me at all now.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
I still am
It's something that has got worse over the years rather than better.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
It's something that has got worse over the years rather than better.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
I just made a decision that I can't keep letting it bother me.
The abseil was tough, especially standing on the edge of the roof and turning round, but I did it and I was proud of myself after.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
The abseil was tough, especially standing on the edge of the roof and turning round, but I did it and I was proud of myself after.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
My Mother was scared shitless of spiders
She was also an Arkeala for cub scouts about 25 years back.
She arranged a special day for the cubs in which she invited somebody with big spiders to bring them along and show them to the cubs. Tarantulas and stuff like that.
The spiders were in a glass cage, so she was safe, until she had to give in to the pressure of "Go on Arkeala, hold it, hold the spider Arkeala, etc, etc". After the moment of letting a tarantula crawl over her hand, and up her arm she was scared no more.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
She was also an Arkeala for cub scouts about 25 years back.
She arranged a special day for the cubs in which she invited somebody with big spiders to bring them along and show them to the cubs. Tarantulas and stuff like that.
The spiders were in a glass cage, so she was safe, until she had to give in to the pressure of "Go on Arkeala, hold it, hold the spider Arkeala, etc, etc". After the moment of letting a tarantula crawl over her hand, and up her arm she was scared no more.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
I'd probably be the same.
It's just the idea of it! UGH!
I've looked at them through glass etc, but the idea of being face to face with them is just NO!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
It's just the idea of it! UGH!
I've looked at them through glass etc, but the idea of being face to face with them is just NO!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
Hello Clubs, today we welcome a special guest who has brought in spiders for us all....
OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THOSE THINGS COST?
** Stampy stamp stamp **
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THOSE THINGS COST?
** Stampy stamp stamp **
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
I'm sure I'm not alone in my fear of spiders.
I feel no shame for it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
I feel no shame for it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
Arachnophobia is nowhere near as embarrassing
as being scared of the dark and heights. Especially when you're up a ladder and someone turns the light off.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
as being scared of the dark and heights. Especially when you're up a ladder and someone turns the light off.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
I believe the main thing I shouted was
'AAAAAH TURN IT BACK ON TURN IT BACK ON I CAN'T COME DOWN AND DO IT TURN IT BACK ON...'
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
'AAAAAH TURN IT BACK ON TURN IT BACK ON I CAN'T COME DOWN AND DO IT TURN IT BACK ON...'
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
While Uncle George humped you from behind on a dangerously wavering ladder
while whispering in your ear "this is our little secret, just between us, ok?"
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
while whispering in your ear "this is our little secret, just between us, ok?"
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
I know it's odd for a b3tan
but I wasn't sexually abused until I was old enough to go to the sort of clubs where that thing is encouraged.
yes *cries*
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
but I wasn't sexually abused until I was old enough to go to the sort of clubs where that thing is encouraged.
yes *cries*
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
I think the people whining about it need to take things a little less seriously
It was, after all, a light-hearted thread.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
It was, after all, a light-hearted thread.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
Yeah. Whatever you do, don't bring it up in a completely different thread or anything.
You really are beyond parody. This is getting as bad as poking Bou.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
You really are beyond parody. This is getting as bad as poking Bou.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
[This is a normal post] Please take me of ignore and let us sort this out like reasonable adults that we both claim to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai No, YOU shut up, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:38, a friend [x], Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
[This is a normal post] C'mon mate, we're all adults, lets settle this over a pint.
It's just no good for eaither of our mental healths anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic flinching like a man with his glans in a toaster, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:43, a friend [x], Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)
I bet he's crying right now:(
Probably so tired and frustrated by our continued existance
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
Probably so tired and frustrated by our continued existance
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
"Our"?
No, I like Gonzo. I think he's funny, in a sweet sort of way.
I just think you're a complete cunt.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
No, I like Gonzo. I think he's funny, in a sweet sort of way.
I just think you're a complete cunt.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
What's the point of this when he doesn't actually have us on ignore
and regularly accidentally posts in our threads and constantly whimpers on about things we have been talking about?
I don't get it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
and regularly accidentally posts in our threads and constantly whimpers on about things we have been talking about?
I don't get it.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
I think it's quite funny.
It often spurs Mykey into making yet another ill-informed, loutish, moronic statement for me to pounce on.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
It often spurs Mykey into making yet another ill-informed, loutish, moronic statement for me to pounce on.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
If Shambles started spelling that badly, I'd take down the signed A0 sized poster of his smiling chops I have above my bed.
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( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
I thought you were part of Club Misery. Or was it Team Topheavy?
It's all so confusing.
You seem to piss and moan more than anyone these days. Perhaps you're frustrated by something, or anxious.
Would you like some support?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
It's all so confusing.
You seem to piss and moan more than anyone these days. Perhaps you're frustrated by something, or anxious.
Would you like some support?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
I would imagine he's an absolute wreck, then.
And he's taking it out on innocent bystanders!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
And he's taking it out on innocent bystanders!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
I'm quite getting into this.
I feel like I'm tapping into some previously undiscovered well of artificially sweetened bile.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
I feel like I'm tapping into some previously undiscovered well of artificially sweetened bile.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
Oh.
I think I just heard the sound of a million naked emperors urgently gripping their swinging jewels.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
I think I just heard the sound of a million naked emperors urgently gripping their swinging jewels.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
i might just have this....
maffer, you best stay the fuck out of africa to dude..
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
maffer, you best stay the fuck out of africa to dude..
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
easy enough to get
you can pick up a hatchling for about a tenner. they can be stroppy bastards tho and even at that size they are bastard fast. something that big needs a fairly big terrarium as well..
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
you can pick up a hatchling for about a tenner. they can be stroppy bastards tho and even at that size they are bastard fast. something that big needs a fairly big terrarium as well..
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
yeah, a 2x4 one is plenty big enough for one of those.
but you need a lockable lid or a sheet of glass thats weighted down. they are amazingly strong
Therophosidae Blondi
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
but you need a lockable lid or a sheet of glass thats weighted down. they are amazingly strong
Therophosidae Blondi
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
b3ta.com/talk/5374075
she isnt mine, but i knw the guy that owns her online..
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
I thought it might be a birdeater of some sort, being that big.
They're such gorgeous creatures.
Edit: Blondi? I wonder how many are called Debbie.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
They're such gorgeous creatures.
Edit: Blondi? I wonder how many are called Debbie.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
they dont actually eat birds that often. they are too hard to catch
they will quite happily take mice, lizards, locusts and stuff tho. basically if its small and hoppy they will try and eat it :D
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
they will quite happily take mice, lizards, locusts and stuff tho. basically if its small and hoppy they will try and eat it :D
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
Only a little leopard gecko, nothing exciting (unless you're me or a male leopard gecko)
She's extremely cute though
img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/franbaby.jpg
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
She's extremely cute though
img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/franbaby.jpg
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
they are cute little bastards aint they :D
my mum has a pair..
heres Suki
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
my mum has a pair..
heres Suki
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
:O what a proud lovely!
She's gooooooooorgeous. Is she hard to look after at all?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
She's gooooooooorgeous. Is she hard to look after at all?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
nah they are piss easy.
cost about 150 quid to get the heat lamps and UV bulbs and build a vivarium for her. after that its all on timers. all i need to do is give her a salad every day and throw in the occasional box of vitamin dusted locusts.. hatchlings cost about 30-40 quid and she will live for about 15 years. females get to about 16 inches males go to 20. and they are REALLY friendly.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
cost about 150 quid to get the heat lamps and UV bulbs and build a vivarium for her. after that its all on timers. all i need to do is give her a salad every day and throw in the occasional box of vitamin dusted locusts.. hatchlings cost about 30-40 quid and she will live for about 15 years. females get to about 16 inches males go to 20. and they are REALLY friendly.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
You're talking me into a bad decision, considering my current financial dire straits
so cuuuute though.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
so cuuuute though.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
does it help to know
that they come in funnky colours too?
www.ukbeardeddragons.co.uk/morphs.htm
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
that they come in funnky colours too?
www.ukbeardeddragons.co.uk/morphs.htm
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
I really like the sandfire dragons
The blood dragons are lovely too.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
The blood dragons are lovely too.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
:D
ill try and make sure i have some locusts in when you come over, you can feed her for me :D
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
ill try and make sure i have some locusts in when you come over, you can feed her for me :D
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
they are cool too.
not sure how handleable they are, i have no experience with them. but suki is massivly friendly to the extent that you can hand feed her..
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
not sure how handleable they are, i have no experience with them. but suki is massivly friendly to the extent that you can hand feed her..
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
No lunch today but I do have coq au vin in the slow cooker for tonight
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
You filthy cow :P
[Edit] Apologies but I read that as a euphemism.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
[Edit] Apologies but I read that as a euphemism.
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
Sossidge sammywiggles.
[Edit- nearly forgot] NYOM! NYOM! NYOM!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
[Edit- nearly forgot] NYOM! NYOM! NYOM!
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
I will cook you whatever you want
just tell me what you want to eat.
**HUGS**
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
just tell me what you want to eat.
**HUGS**
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
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