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Fuck that,
Big Brother is on, WOW, who's your favourite?

Other than that what's your favourite Peter Sellers film?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

Watchmen.
He was in Watchmen, right?
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GoodKingSuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

I'm going to pretend I don't watch Big Brother and show my disgust on the internet.
EURGH. How DARE you like a TV SHOW.

EUUUUURGH
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

Alright.
Friz. You're usually my man on the inside on these things.

Why's it going at top speed amongst the top heavy?
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Why is what on what things how?
I got that job by the way. Teaching kids to sing in London. I'm excited over here, like
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Don't sing too enthusiastically
you may swallow them.
(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

The internet.
It's moving at high speed.

I'm glad to hear of your job. No doubt a man who can crush you with his numpad will see this as an opportunity to be jealous.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

I've already recieved a fat joke in this VERY THREAD
I'll expect a telegram with a crude doodle of a fat person on it momentarily.
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

And a peado joke!
Shock and awe in italics!
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

:D
you are the uncle buck of b3ta
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

Fat people, Friz..
Fat people..
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

See, I'm fat, but I like to think I have the mentality of a thin person
I'm back in Newcastle tomorrow. Will you meet me at the station with a cardboard sign saying "FRIZ"?
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

Tickertape parades and a punch up in Gotham Town.

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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

Yes! That is a bar near the Station!
How about a BOGOF pint in @one?!

I'm buying!

*limp wrists*
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

pedo

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

Unlike you, some of us can be in the same room as kids without having sexual thoughts

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

so you are admitting you have to use self control?
MY GOD.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

Ha

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

yeah!
in fact a lot of the time I have to purposely think about unsexual things to make me last longer.
(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

What about when in a room of sexy kids, eh?
Where's your argument now?
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

Well, I get my raping shoes on, of course

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

*does the rapeymotion*

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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

I may not mention my job on b3ta again

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

yeah people don´t like pedo´s

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

Pedo's? What's that? A pedicurist franchise?
What?
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

It's like Nando's, but they only sell chickens' feet.

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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

PREFIX HUMOUR!
It's a dying breed of joke
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

They make swimming trunks for paedos.

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Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

that will work great in the police interview
*facepalms*
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

Yeah, and onions don't taste nice when raw!

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

It *is* the "let's say a non-sequitur" game, right?

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

you two should just fuck and get it over with

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

I'm bi, love
I'm not blind
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

~~blind~~ choosy
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Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

are you really bi?
ewwww

and you were one of my faves :(
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/bad7436b035054876c55/notgay.jpg
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

thats not exactly putting my willy in a mans bum though is it

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)

I've eaten cake today

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jenpots, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

Where's my cake?
:(
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

in the tupperware box

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jenpots, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

If we're playing "Spot the Euphemism" then I think it's 1 - 0 to me.

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Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

If there's any game to be played
it wouldn't be with you.
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jenpots, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

we're definitely playing hide the pickle tomorrow night.

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Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

After I've had my cake.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

I'll make you a cake all for yourself if you don't move in on my jenpots while we play hide the pickle.

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Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

Can I have banana bread?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

You can have any cake that I don't need more than basic cake making tools to make
or really rare ingredients.
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Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

She said she ate cake
She meant ALL the cake. In the WORLD.
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

not everyone is like you friz old boy

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

Oh yes, I remember that one time I ate all the cake in the world
What
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

+ in one bite

(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Is mike woz ere here yet?
I haven't been informed about snooker balls today yet
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

does mike know a lot about balls?

(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

and me eating them, over here

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

you're never going to shag me with these awful chat up lines.

(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

in case you missed it
www.b3ta.com/talk/6276856
(well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

Oh excellent!
I thought it was weird that we've both been online today and he hadn't mentioned it yet.

Oh, he is a card!
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

you fat fucker

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

did you store it all in your cheeks
x
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

*fat face fives*

(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

me too
nyomnyomnyom
(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

I've also eaten cake today
3 different types
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magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

fuck peter sellers
i met peter cook before he died. lovely lovely man
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

lucky bint.
I hate you more now.
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Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

we CUDDLED

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

you wish.
no we didn't. stop casting aspertions.
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Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

well you wouldn't have wanted to meet him after he died would you
he'd be a bit stiff smelly and cold
(Neddy It's not my braahhn baby!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

like a dead penguin.

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Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

how many dead pengiuns have you encountered 'zuki
and were they stiff and smelly.. cold is a given let's face it they're a penguin
(Neddy It's not my braahhn baby!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

they were afterwards.

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Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

I don't know anyone who's watching Big Brother. Even the die hard fans I knew
are bored of it.
I want to see The Ladykillers. That's Peter Sellers, isn't it?
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

Sure is, good film.
As for Big Brother, WOAH! How could anyone miss it, some gay nearly got chucked in a pool, phew!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

If I want to see a gay chucked in a pool, I'll call Barrymore.

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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

The martina cole novel of the same name is a great book.

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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

This is the quiz, right?

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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

Yeah, there is only one favourite Peter Sellers film, what's you answer?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Pink Panther.

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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

Wrong,
the answer was 'Being There'.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

I'm calling a stewards inquiry.
The steward says you're shite and I get a point.
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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

Over ruled.
You get minus a bazillion points, and the winner is uuhhh.... Gilgamesh.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

Stop pandering, he isn't going to fuck you.

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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

What a fabulous chap though eh?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

"Balham, Gateway to The South"
or Dr Strangelove. no, scrap that. Pink Panther was loltastic.
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Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

I've not watched Big Brother since series 3 went shit.
The first two were pretty interesting.
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Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

I lived where big brother is made
tis lacking in size and ability
(Neddy It's not my braahhn baby!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

the one who sounds like Ricky Gervais
and looks like Wolverine
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

Dr. Strangelove.

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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

the answer is obviously this

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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6277532
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

Karl couldn't organise a shit thread at a Friz convention
So, what are you guys drinking?
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

ORDGANISE

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GoodKingSuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

The fuck are you on about

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

Posting above JMG right here

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

IRN BRU & RUM
This needed to be in caps.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

Stella
you still whinging about being shitter than someone pissing on a car?
(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

Nah, I got over that pretty quickly
It was a very odd feeling though.
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

I just wanted to remind you, that you are infact shitter than someone pissing on a car is all.

(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

Worse than piss, me

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

Too right

(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Me.
Internet response?
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

Friz posted :(

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GoodKingSuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

JMG forgives me though

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

Quiz?

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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

images.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures57.jpg
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

That Zwani site is so cool.
I wish I was so cool as to get zwani pictures.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)

please god no.

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Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

what has two arms,
two legs, and talks?
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)

my dad

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)

CORRECT!

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)

WEY HEY!

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)

Needs more Kurds and.

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Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

ym

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Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

Stephen Hawking.

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Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

you never asked if they worked,

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Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

oh wow!

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

Is this the first question?

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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

fuck orf

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)

Jizz
Friz
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magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)

a question about wanking etiquette
ok, at the moment i have quite a few 'pictures' that i plan to follow through on (really casual first time with her tits out, just my hand and penis meeting up and getting to know each other). my question is, whats the correct way to do this - should i prioritise and only move down the shaft if the first picture proves to give me a dead 'end', or is it OK these days to have my iron closed inbetween the pages of my mum's Grattan catalogue on the lingerie section and shout out the reference codes of my favourite bra and pantie sets as i pound it into the binder?
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Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)

does any of this have vin diesel in it?

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)

I'm wearing a swimming cap if this aids you/

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Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)

NEIN

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)

but it is my jobbings to be makings yous happys...
:(
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Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

happy birthday

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Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)

....*humours* fank u

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Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

I well like that film where he was a baby sitter.
He's a modern Will Smith, put him in any role and he can play it. It's a good thing he's not typecast'd like Patrick Stewart.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)

theres no part vin cant nail.
vin's never made a shit film in his life
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)

I don't have nearly enough fingers to show how wrong you are.

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Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

lol. flid

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

spackhead mongface.

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Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

Yes

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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)

@karl
fuck off
(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)

No

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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

It'll only upset people.

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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)

I thought it was a good idea
But I wasn't paying attention. What went wrong?
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GoodKingSuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

everyone reverted to "@ xxxxxx" answers
then decided to fuck the /board over, then the mods decided that Dave was a twat and naughty stepped him
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Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

It's a shame people couldn't let a good thing go ahead

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GoodKingSuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

the twitter thing started after the quiz was already abandoned

(well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

...and you lot forgot to mention it to the people on the other boards that couldn't have given a crap
It was a mass threadwaste, and wasn't particularly funny.
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Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

it was awful,
i feel so ashamed that i was a participant, even in small way

how do i make up for my misdeeds? how do i give something back to the internet forum that i've taken so much from?
(well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

leave it.

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Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

i'm probably not going to do that
but you can always choose to enjoy the illusion that i have, should you so wish
(well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

*closes eyes and blows out the candles*

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Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

People got grumpy

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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

Perhaps

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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

yes!
i'm only here for a couple of minutes

so i say with 100% certainty. don't listen to the whiners. plough on ahead!
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snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

Ten questions, one every half hour
Some easy, some hard.

And through Gaz only. Then you can keep a score and make a top leaderboard.

I could probably organise it much, much better
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

Go on then

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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

I'm not going to do one right now
I haven't prepared any questions.
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

I didn't say now

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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

That didn't stop Karl.

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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

But he advertised it for a whole week
I'm so glad I went out last Sunday
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

Who couldn't?

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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

me.
i just cant be arsed.
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

Well im back

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Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

where did you go?

(well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)

Stepped

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Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)

what for?

(well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

'Leading a twat invasion'

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Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

Sounds like a sight to behold.

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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)

How long were you stepped?
I wasn't stepped for long, only 12 hours.
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jenpots, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)

A week :(

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Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

Ooh harsh!

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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

i know :( :(
Also
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20244
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Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)

meh
it'll only upset people, then we'll have another few days of them whining about it
(well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)

Dont see why people got in a tiff about it

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Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

People get in a tiff about everything

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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

nor i
but they did
(well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)

Yeah you do, it made the board unusable for a lot of people, that's why you did it in the first place.
And now you're playing it down, trying to act cool about it, thinking you're some sort of leader when in reality you were just copying someone else.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)

it was just a thread rush that turned into the twitter thing when someone posted @
hardly the end of the internet
(well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)

this!

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jenpots, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)

Yeah', but it fucked up the other boards.
You know, the ones that actually produce a buiness model of somesort.
(

Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

oh fuck off you're as bad as
everyone
(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

haha
oh yeah, of course
(well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

It's been a week now, and you're still upset about it.
You could've done something else for an hour and a half.
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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

ignore them gonz
opinions are like arseholes
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

yeah and gonz should keep both of them to himself.

(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

b3ta's full of them?

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Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

haha

(well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)

Back again? Tell a friend.

(

magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)

Mabye later

(

Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:09, archived)

I prefered Harlequinz.

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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)

So am I
Also back from the land of farm so my eyes are recovering from a pollen overload.
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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)

a question about dating etiquette
ok, at the moment i have quite a few 'leads' that i plan to follow up (really casual first dates, just meeting up and getting to know each other). my question is, whats the correct way to do this - should i prioritise and only move down the list if the first date proves to be a dead end, or is it OK these days to have more than one's iron in more than one fire, so to speak?
(Brad Dice, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

take the prettiest one to a nice restaurant
take the easiest one to a pub
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

top tip here:
dont date
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

^ this

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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

that path leads to madness

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

I'm telling CR about you and Mongy

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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)

go on then
and i'll tell him what you wrote in that gaz to me
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)

You are such a bully.

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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)

Just shag all of them on after the other in the same night
make sure you tell them all what you are doing though
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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

Take them all out at the same time
you might get a discount on a group meal/drinks.
(

Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

*writes down in Yorkshireman's Money Saving Diary*

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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)

I don't get this whole dating thing.
I'm off to get wrecked in someone's garage. Good luck with your future endeavours.
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Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

that sounds like the worst thing ever

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

sounds great to me
:(
(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

erm
edit: I mean, why not ask them to rank one another. Ladies LOVE a good ranking.
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Giant Rat of Sumatra, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

^ this

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Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)

you're my number one!

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)

:D

... this is a poo thing, isn't it.
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Giant Rat of Sumatra, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

See as many as you like so long as you're open about it.
Obviously if things got more serious you'd need to choose.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

this is what i'm thinking
if i really like someone, i wouldn't cheat on her, but there's a risk of this difficult inbetween moment where you're shagging lots of girls.

oh, actually...
(Brad Dice, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

Take the first one on a road trip to meet all the others.
Stab 50% of them.
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'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

bad form

(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

Take them all out on one date each
then record a talking head summary of each and interlink it with quips from Cilla Black
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

if the first does not put out
and seems a little poo,
then be the best
and rape the rest
is my advice to you.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

happy b3taday dude

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weaver. Free Psychochomp when you spend £50!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

Take 'em all to the same place and make them fight for you.

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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

battle royale style

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)

but with less mental Japanesers.

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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

i thought you loved a bit of that

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

It may be racist, but I hate all of them.

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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

take them all out go-karting
tell them that whoever wins gets to take you out on a date. but this will just be a cover story. when one of them tells you to fuck off, that she's not some number which can be digested with metrics and prioritisation, her; when you find her, you will know she is the one

but by this point, you'll have blown it. hahaha sucks to be you
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spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:22, archived)

haha

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Giant Rat of Sumatra, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

evening all.

(Brad Dice, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)

Hello.
How are you?
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

very well thanks
just put an antique wardrobe back together having transported it across the country. took me all day. by the end i was whacking it with a hammer to get the bits to fit together.
(Brad Dice, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

+off

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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

o ry
(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)

Good evening
I think you're more popular than baldmonkey
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GoodKingSuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

I think you're balder than baldmonkey.

(

Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

evening.
If you don't ask a question, you'll be slaughtered here. we get confused by friendlyness.
(

Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

but i don't have a question.

(Brad Dice, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)

are you sure?
(see? that was easy) Start a "what's for dinner" thread or ask us what our favourite power tool is.
(

Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

i've got a better one (opportunity for lots of cheap jokes)
watch...
(Brad Dice, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

that must be comforting

(

Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

i prefer you to me

(

Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

hello

(

mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

That's an old user number
Does Rob recycle them like phone numbers?
(

The Cat's Mistletoe is busy busy busy on, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)

no
i remember when all this was nonpopulated fields
(Brad Dice, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)

I remember when YOU were nothing but fields.

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Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

alright Brad Dice

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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

this is my most used alright

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

i don't understand this 'alright' thing
care to explain?
(Brad Dice, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

just being friendly
what's your boggle?
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

it's a game with dice and a timer
just wondered whyi got so many 'alright's considering how little i post.
(Brad Dice, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)

ive been on the phone for 40 minutes
my ear is sweaty
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)

WHERE ARE YOU IN MY HOUR OF NEED?

(

Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

I AM THERE

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

Who do you reckon would win a popular-off?
"Baldmonkey" or "Sir 'lovely lovely man' Sand 'fantastic human being' Goblin" ?
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

I would have to say
JMG

NEAR THE TOP!
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RedStar If shoes were people I would kick them to death, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

me.

(

Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)

i would not enter the competition.

(

Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

....unless they were gagging for it.

(

Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

LL Kew J
Run D.M. seed
Notorious D.I.G.
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baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)

Snoop Diggy Dig?

(

Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)

Bitches aint nuthin but Hoes?

(

Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)

See, I didn't see that.

(

Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

Baldmonkey is on Channel 4.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

I thought he looked familiar.

(

Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)

WHY ARE NEITHER OF YOU WATCHING TOP GEAR
you terrible bandwagon fails.
(

Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)

Because Wife Swap has a woman wandering about with her tits half out.
I don't believe Top Gear has any tits except the presenters.
(

Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)

And they'll be exposed again in a few minutes on 4 +1.
I'm so helpful.
(

Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

aKorn

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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

Check out the hoes.

(

Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

So chaps, what are your views on beards?
Do you have a beard or tash or ever had one? My grandad once told me that face hair was only grown by ugly or lazy men. Ladies, just talk about the state of your muff or something. (Burst sofa or JMG.)
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Captn Hood-Butter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)

I went a month without shaving once
it looked like I'd rubbed my chin in honey and then stood outside a saw mill. A pathetic attempt, and worthy only of Njal
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

I like a good tash on a man, like a Doc Holliday job.

(

Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

Phwoooar
www.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/wyatt-earp-doc-holliday.jpg
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Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

He looks like a sort of cowboy walrus

(

Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

Val Kilmer, not Kurt Russell.

(

Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

GAY

(

Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

cor, mine will be like that when i shave!

(

Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

Hurray!

(

Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

I tried growing a beard once. It looked shit.
Never mind that though, check it out.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

I'm not downloading that
hum it to me
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)

Mmmmmm mmm mmm mmm
mm mm mmmmmm mm mm mm mmmmm
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

Crash Test Dummies?

(

mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)

And I deliberately tried to not make it look like that :(

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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

Christ. I actually bought that when it first came out.
Dave Clark lived just up the road from me when I was a yoof.
(

Captn Hood-Butter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)

You know, no one I knew as a kid grew up to be
a singer. No one in the music scene I know in Bradford did either. Mind you, I did see Gareth Batty bowling for Worcester the other day in the twenty 20. That was strange, he lived a few doors up from me.
(

Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

My great aunt's next door neighbour
was once on was once on a trolly bus in Leytonstone which was driven by the brother of Tommy Cooper's plumber.
(

Captn Hood-Butter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

My best friend from school's dad once worked with a woman who bumped into the stepdad of
oh I can't be arsed
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

My grandad once had Benjamin Britten in the back of his ambulance

(

magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

Who was on top?

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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)

The blue light
wooo wooo wooo woo
(

magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)

then it goes
w^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^o}}}}}}}}}}
(

magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

It's coming back /pulls into layby
_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_woo}o}o}o}o}o}o}o}o}o
(

magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

My Mum lives round the corner from the bloke from The Zombies

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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

I think my dad used to cut his grass

(

magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

What with?

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Captn Hood-Butter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

A mower I expect
I think it was Dave Clarke. Where were you a yoof?
(

magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

Weeping in butchers' shops

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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

Leytonstone I believe.

(

The Cat's Mistletoe is busy busy busy on, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

a greased armband wedged into a sofa

(

spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)

I have a beard
It's FLUFFY.
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Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

So then,
was my grandad right?
(

Captn Hood-Butter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

NO
I'M SEXY AND EFFICIENT.
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Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

When I can grow one, I'll let you know my opinion

(

GoodKingSuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

Can you not just upload a program to change the image of your residual self inside the Matrix?

(

mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

aha, yeah, because I'm neo

(

GoodKingSuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

Mr Matterson........

(

Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

My beard is in early stages at the moment.
I may or may not shave it off later.
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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)

yer ive had a tache
the chicks really dug it
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

WHAT THE SHITTING BUGGERY

(

Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

hot eh
and this is my magnum pi
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

aaaand I'm spent

(

Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

You should have waited to ask her where she got that hair from in the first place.

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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)

It doesn';t suit you.
this is the nicest way of me saying it. my facebook profile says i totally do.
(

Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

I had one for a while but Mr Sp@m said it was itchy for him

(

Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

It does tend to clash with short minge hair.

(

Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

I had some kind of designer stubble for a while.

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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

I once struck a match on my stubble

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)

Paedophile.

(

Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

think i missed it.
why does everyone keep calling him a paedophile?
(Nameless One (horse open sleigh) Woooh, scary. Not really., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

Because he is.

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Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)

oh, ok.

(Nameless One (horse open sleigh) Woooh, scary. Not really., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)

Check THE LIST for full details.

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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)

Because Gilgamesh is God, and everyone follows

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

I like that you reply to posts 2 hours after they've died so you don't have to argue with anyone.

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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

I've attempted stubble a few times in the hope I'd look like an extra from Lost
but I just ended up looking a bit trampy. Guy at work has grown a beard and now looks Russian, and a guy in the other office has grown one and it's a bit patchy.
(

magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

i've a grand old beard, me.

(

Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

i'm going to have to have a shave after the first ashes match.

(

Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

me too

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

your problem is
you're too hairy.
(

Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)

thanks deirdre!

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

i miss you!

(

Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

lets elope!

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

let's cantelope!

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

INTERLOPE

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

:(

(

Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

It's where you marry someone via proxy through a forrin internet site.

(

Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

Why not let the chemo do it for you?

(

Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

The Grand old Duke of Beard,
He had ten thousand beards,
He marched them up to the beard of the hill,
Then he marched them down a beard.
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Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

Goatees or beards are fine.
Moustaches are ok on men I have no intention of sleeping with :)
(

We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

Do 70's porn stars count?
"Pizza deliverARGHGETOFFMECOCK"
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Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)

i like to grow beards in the shape of swear words

(

Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

I'm growing the horseshoe back again

(

RedStar If shoes were people I would kick them to death, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

I sport a ginger beard with pride.

(

HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

~~with~~ at
(

Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

THIS!
Wait....no.
(

HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

NOBODY sports a ginger beard with pride

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Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

I like beards. on me.
she doesn't. I'm not allowed one. wimmin eh? bunch of beardless harridans.
(

Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

get a new woman.

(

Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

snakes and grasses
have moustaches

only cunts

have beards
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mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

I always assumed you had mutton chops.

(

Godzuki and Apoo., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)

I'm glad Baldmonkey is glad.
There's not enough gladness in the world.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)

glad stones.

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)

I'm glad you're glad that baldmonkey is glad. This makes me gladder than you.

(

Captn Hood-Butter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)

alright, gladys

(

snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)

I'm glad that your glad that druids glad that baldmonkeys glad

(

Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)

I'm glad that your glad for both caption hood-butter & druids gladness of baldmonkeys gladness
this makes more glad then a bucket full of gladders
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)

Stop pandering.

(

Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)

It's negative people like you who bring the world down.
Shoo.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

I'm glad you said that.

(

Captn Hood-Butter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

I'm filled with gladness at your gladness.

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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)

PUFF!

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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)

I need to drain the main vein.

(

The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

Those would be the vena cavae. You'll need a long sharp knife,
and count 4 ribs down from your collar bone.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)

I am also glad because I am watching Day of the Triffids on BBC4

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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)

j.photos.cx/19K9F-151.gif
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

fucking hell thats a right mouth

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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)

Friz?

(

Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)

Check this out.
Wow.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

that is really depressing :(

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

I'm pretty glad.

(

baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)

..and HOT TO TROT!

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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)

boof!

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baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)

Thank fuck Wimbledon has now finished.
All the middle class housewives can now get their arses back into the kitchen rather than spending their days shouting 'come on Tim'.
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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)

Football's back, shortly..
I can already hear the stomping hooves of misery.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)

What IS going on at NUFC JMG?
I need to know whether my fiver will be better spent on betting on you lot for promotion or relegation.
(

Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)

Talk is Del Boy is holding out for most cash.
But there's also rumours of Asian visitors last week, taking the tour.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)

Imagine the furore of this was one of the Aberdeen clubs :(

(

Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)

Usage of the term "ABERDEEN" in reference to fat or rough people is currently under a cloud of grumpiness.
:(
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)

When will it start to get an ironic 'LOLABEERDEEN' after every vaguely racist or food related post?

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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)

Me too
I'm going to the chip shop then the pub
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)

Me too, even though it is raining lots.

(

Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)

A storm is coming..

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executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)

Hi there.
How's your belly off for spots?
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)

CRUCIAL.

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baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

I watched Das Boot, directors cut on Friday.
3 hours 20 minutes, and I've heard there's an even longer version. I liked it a lot, it's up there in my top films.
I don't want to watch another Chaplin, Balders, but I'll have to :(
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)

I'm fed up with the tennis now.
Could one of you go down there and make them finish it?
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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)

c'mon tim!

(TheFallGuy has toes like fingers, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

TIGER TIM. RAH.

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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

FINALLY.
JESUS.
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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)

I believe if it is 15-15 in the final set they release the hounds

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executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

THEY FEARED THE HOUNDS

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executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

THREAD JACK
Any one been to Medeira?
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

I haven't.

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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

No, but I've sent a few people there.

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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)

This isn't the SAGA website.

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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)

no but i've had the cake

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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)

No.
No one ever.
It doesn't exist.
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baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

Madeira
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Giant Rat of Sumatra, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)

I went there, some kid burnt my neck.

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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)

i've got a bottle of it

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)

NONCE.

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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)

YEAH
FUCKING YEAH
POWERS OF AWESOME!
HIGH FIVE!
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)

There is a group of people outside the charity shop across the road, rumaging through the left-out bags.
They're making quite a mess.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)

It wasn't interesting the first time you caught the woman doing it.
It still isn't.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)

why are you here?

(

Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)

Because the pub has shut early.
Fucking pub. :(
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)

it seems very early for a pub to shut!

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)

Maybe they've gone out of business.

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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

There were Police and an ambulance outside it earlier.
They probably all went in there and shut the place down so they could drink all the best stuff.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

Your second biggest problem is that you live somewhere with "the pub" rather than "pubs".

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Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

that is an issue.
i work in a pub five minute walk from here, and go past seven pubs on my way there.
serious business.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

that isn't including the two pubs opposite the pub i work in.

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

oh i forgot one,
eight. then there's the four just past my pub.
man. maybe we've got too many pubs.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)

your town is pub whore heaven

(rigby ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)

I bet you don't have any kebab houses though

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)

bloody loads!

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)

and a fish and chip shop called the codfather,
which actually isn't that bad.
and loads of cardiff city fc greasy spoons. in what respect they are cardiff city fc greasy spoons rather than just greasy spoons, i don't yet know.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)

well, I bet you don't have any er.. I don't know, bear taxis or something

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)

~~any er.. I don't know, bear taxis or something~~ long to live
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)

I've got a Tiger Taxi near where I live.
And a Dragon Taxi, too.
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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)

Dragon Taxis clearly trump all other taxis.

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)

a belly buster breakfast from ramons in cathays

(TheFallGuy has toes like fingers, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

quality

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)

indeed
also the albany fish bar is my favorite chip shop
(TheFallGuy has toes like fingers, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)

you bloody idiot.
that's not even the best chippy on albany road!
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)

what is then?

(TheFallGuy has toes like fingers, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

the albany chip restaraunt and bike store.

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

I don't understand the phrase "too many pubs."
Please explain.
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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)

hahahahahoohoohooooooo!!!!!!!!!111111111

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)

DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)

Me neither
The red bit is me the green bits are pubs the circle is about a 1/3 mile diameter
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)

So how come I've never seen a giant red dot on Corrie, or something?

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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)

It's my wig

(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)

Seriously though, that is a respectable pub count.
Good locationising on your part.
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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)

I'm moving to the very edge of that circle next week
:(

And by circle I mean picture. It just gets worse :(
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

Holy shit
You live in Goatse

img232.imageshack.us/img232/9184/goaste.jpg
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)

:(

(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)

i am far better than you

(

Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)

No
You'll be dead soon
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

exactly.

(

Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)

Is this some kind of existential crisis?

(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)

Kick their fucking heads in, so.

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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)

I'm watching THE TENNIS.
Tomorrow, I'll not give a flying fuck about it, much like 80% of the population.
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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

I never gave a fuck about it
saving myself even more time
(Goatse not a comedy account, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

I've got time to waste.

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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

I never understand why the peasent orders cannot have some decent standards of behaviour.
Etiquette and grace cost nothing. Definitly less than Buckfast.
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

I just perturbed my girlfriend
by texting her intimate details about her home village to her whilst she was away at a festival.

I'd popped over there (200km) to buy some car parts, but she refused to believe I was standing outside her old primary school. It was good japes.
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

Why was it good japes?
Have I missed something?
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)

She comes from some godforsaken pig farming village in deep south Poland
she knows I've never been there in my life (before today) and couldn't understand how I suddenly knew the name of the local cinema and pub and stuff. Of course, I hadn't told her I was going to this place, it was just a coincidence that that was where someone was selling some old-school alloys for my car.
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

I see.
I have done similar.
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

I haven't

(

magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

I'm refusing to say whether or not I have.
This is in order to maintain my privacy, and aura of mystery.
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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

aura?
HIPPY!
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

Assuming the word aura has spiritual connotations?
IDIOT!
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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

What?
you bought some 15" OZ Alpinas as well?
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

Are you going to drive them along the yellow brick road?

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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)

I would
if I had the courage :(
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

those look a lot like wheel

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)

they're like wheels of cheese
only with the cheese removed and replaced with metal.
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)

Do swiss tyres come ready punctured?

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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)

go and tell them
We had a family who used to do this whenever anyone put anything out around here. Last year my mate asked me to store a few of her bags until she got the keys to her place and she was in the boot of her car getting the rest of the stuff out and she popped her head up from the boot only to find them rifling through her underwear.

The second time my son decided to drop his scooter off at home so we put it behind the bin, I walked up to the house only to find a kids riding it down the road and his mum clapping with glee. I told her right the fuck off.
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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

See, such folk should be culled.
The gene pool has to be cleansed.
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

It really riles me
They just take bags that you leave out for the charity van, if they are poor and they want my old clothes I would probably give them to them if they asked but they don't.

I haven't seen them in a while now though, they are usually seen walking up my street in purple shell suits screaming at each other in Polish and drinking can of lager at 8am, my poor lovely Polish neighbour must have been mortified.
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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)

if you see them again, shout
"spear-dal-eye shell." That'll learn 'em not to fuck wit yaz.
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)

Tell me what it means first

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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)

"fuck off", basically

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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)

Writes down
I'm not very good at insults but if I see them scrounging like that again I'll come back and tell them in their own language.
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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)

I don't understand some people's attitudes sometimes.
I mean sure, the girl across the road must be in some sort of desprate situation (although maybe not), but the case you've just said seems like they've got no respect for other people's property.

Also: McLelland 'Seriously strong' spreadable cheese with breadsticks are quite nice.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

My Aunts just brought me back some cheese from the lakes
Sweet onion and chilli. It's delish!
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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

u
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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)

bring her joy by sticking your
nob in her face
(rigby ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)

Can we see SSG's picture again?
I've only just logged on.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

I would like this

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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

here!
9gag.com/photo/5629_full.jpg
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

Now that's one splendid young chap.
I fully applaud this move.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

this is worth a look also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r577ytYTZM&eurl=
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

Kill it!

(

Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

With what?
Sexy?
(

Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

fire and sticks

(

Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

Fire sticks to what?

(

Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)

Anything, if you add some sugar to the petrol.

(

Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)

*Takes notes*

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Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)

Tip Top!

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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)

I wonder what it tastes like.

(

mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)

Gobbo, that's almost as lovely as you are !

(

Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)

i love you!

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)

It looks like it has a druid monobrow

(

GoodKingSuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)

One MILLION Dollars

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

one MILLION mackerel.

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

'Luke Harvey likes this'

(

mcdoof play me off, keyboard cat, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)

i see you've started the chemo

(

Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)

oh, great,
lower the tone, cheers.
(

Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

i try my best

(

Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)

i'm off out, imagine that

(

mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

Careful!

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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

l8ers jmg i must alight , see if it all needs kicking off
i bet it does
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mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

I dun did a fart.

(

mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

lol smells like cum

(

mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

I see you've got Fight Night JMG.
When do I get to smash your fucking face in?
(

mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

At the Hood Butter Bash

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

There's a queue.

(

Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

I suggest it'll be a case of people in tight cotton casting Tearful -11 spells.

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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

BETTER HURRY
www.b3tards.com/u/bad7436b035054876c55/jmgmobile.jpg
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)

I successfully completed my role in the experiment yesterday, JMG.

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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

What experiment?
Best Ryan Tubridy lookalike?
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Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

Ryan Bury?

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

Who?
No.
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Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

If you ever show your face on this island again I'm nailing you to the main street in Portadown.

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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

Try it.
I'm already de facto 2nd bastard in the kitchen I work in, by the time I get back, your reaction times will have slowed as tendons age.

:-P
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Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)

Like fuck you are.
Every cunt who fucks off to upside down land likes to write back and say they're doing well, but you're living under a bridge sucking off abo tramps for warmth and companionship.
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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)

Dear dear, someone crawled outta the wrong end of the scratcher.
Told you those 10 scoop a night efforts would catch up with you as you got older.
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Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)

Here's a question for you.
The missus has won a fucking mahoosive restaurant voucher. We're probably going for Shanahan's on the Green, unless you've heard of a better Dublin eaterie through the chef network.
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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

Gimmie a sec.
Edit: Me sister said this place was brilliant when she ate there and it has 2 michelin stars www.restaurantpatrickguilbaud.ie
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Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)

Yeah', you're right, gonz's house.

(

Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)

I know that place well.
But there's mahoosive vouchers, and there's remortgaging a mansion.
Cheers anyhow.
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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)

Ah well, only place I've heard of really.

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Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

I can read the words 'guilable' AND 'baldie' in that url.
Top marks Spider.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)

Cheers Gonz
Couldn't have gone better if I'd planned it.
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Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)

I've heard good things about McDee's

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)

I've heard good things and ninja edits.

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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

I've heard good things about not confusing Spiders.

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Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

I'm wheezing through my ninja mask, I need a seat

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

*Firm handshakes*

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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

It's Sunday therefore a Sunday dinner thread is allowed
What will you be eating?

We are having beef casserole INSIDE a Yorkshire pudding with parsnips and broccoli.

For Gilgamesh cause I know he hates food threads if he's here. What are you wearing and is it sexy?
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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

I'm wearing a roast dinner
with yorkie nipple pasties
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

If I say I would eat that would that mean I wanted to do sexy things to you?

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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

I'd probably un-erotically eat beef off a tramp's face

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)

i think the only food i've got left is half a melon and some stale bread
so, some combination of the above
(well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

bread and butter pudding with melon?

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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

hollow out the melon and stuff it with bread then eat it

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)

I had PORK and ROAST POTATOES and MASHED POTATOES and CARROTS and CABBAGE and YORKSHIRE PUDDING and APPLE SAUCE and GRAVY and TWO LAGERS

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

he has cancer you know :(((((((((((
i'm having a curry, after the pub, i have (very expensive) sunglasses on
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mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

I'm wearing green and white hibiscus print Ocean Pacific shorts.
Glad I got that off my chest.
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

Shorts on your chest?

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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

I have some cargo shorts on
and my chavvy cleaning vest that has sparkles and a pink crown on it and twice people asked me if I was wearing Victoria Beckham clothes.

I mean for fucks sake come on, I couldn't even get a VB g-string over my fat little finger.
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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

no food today
its overrated
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

i forgot to eat yesterday :(

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

you are falling apart at the seams :(((

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

i had to buy jeans that were smaller, as all my trousers got too big as i lost weight.
now the new trousers are becoming too big :(
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

soon you'll be too thin for cwytch :((((

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

:(:(:(:(

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

i havent had a good cwytch in fucking months

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

i will give you a big cwtch!
when i give gonz one.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

haha NO PUSHING IN!

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

Potential three way hug?

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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)

:D

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)

There's no y in cwtch.

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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

proooonooounnnciatiiion my dear chap

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

You'm well educated, like.

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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

proper book learning i did

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

there's no y in the pronunciation either
:(
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)

Have one of those sickly hospice milkshakes.

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Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

Food in a yorkshire pudding.
Shit pub lunches have a lot to fucking answer for.
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Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

my local does toad out of the hole
brakes brothers have alot to answer for
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mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

The world has gone topsy fucking turvy.

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Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

i used to make RECTANGLE yorkshire pudding
that is then cut into squares
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

My yorkshires are rectangular with rounded corners
on account of the big yorkshire pudding pan being rectangular with rounded corners. The corners are the best bit on the day. The soggy middles are the best bit the next day. Them's the rules and I have to live with them.
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Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

It's a rather large yorkshire,
I haven't got any little Yorkshire pud tins so I have to make them in cake tins hahaha
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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

Don't feel the need to make excuses to me
I'm not the god of food.

And even if I were, I certainly wouldn't want to be worshiped by some lowlife who makes yorkshire puddings in a form that you can put a fucking meal in like some wannabe pleb-gastropub wankchef.

No offence. As you were.
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Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

not offended at all
*carries on*
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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)

Beer for tea today
I had a porky stir fry as a late dinner though, I've been painting and I forgot to eat until 3
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

I'm going to take some sanywangiez into work.
Emintile, Saurkrut, mustard, mayo, salami, in fresh tigar bread.

Sometimes I look at my life, and I realise, you know what? It ain't so bad.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

oh man i loves me my tiger bread!

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

Tiger bread is vile
the taste isn't too bad it's the smell that puts me off.

Plus I also make awesome saurkraut
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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

if your saukraut is acceptable to the germans I need your recipe
i've got a german friend who i'd love to be able to do a decent saurkraut for. Even though my brother lives in Germany but he's totally useless
(Neddy It's not my braahhn baby!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)

A guy like me sure can make a good sandwich for a guy like you.

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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)

pasta probably

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epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

skip it
be a man
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

naffink
my stomach can't handle food today, i don't think this hangover will ever end
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weaver. Free Psychochomp when you spend £50!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

I'm roasting a shoulder of pork as we speak.
I'll probably do some potatoes with it, broccolli, whatever other veg is around.
Then some kind of cherry pudding, as I found some wild cherry trees nearby.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

HELLO
9gag.com/photo/5629_full.jpg
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

Oh I can't believe I posted over this SSG
I am such a cunt cause that it awesome.
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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

And cancer.

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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

you fucking twat

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

I am not psychic SSG
If I had known I wouldn't have done it honest :(
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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

fucks sake.

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

I bet you've forgotten about Dre as well

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

lol
etc
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

Oh I say

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

I find this amusing but frankly I'd prefer to discuss shit food with some fat people.
No offence.
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Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

What computer game(s) are you playing these days?
Alternatively, you could have a rofl at this; www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/opinion/2009/0701/1224249837538.html

or do a little dance, or something.
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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)

I've been playing a lot of freecell

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)

Good times

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RedStar If shoes were people I would kick them to death, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)

You can get a set of solitaire card games for the DS.
Quite why they think this is better than, say, a deck of cards is beyond me.
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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)

I might buy boiling a kettle for the wii

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)

Wouldn't a toilet be better?
Because Wii sounds hilariously like a slang term for urine.
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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)

I can piss in a kettle too

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)

I can fish in a kettle.

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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)

it wouldn't last long in piss

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)

what nonsense
no one knows how to play that

It's like a bastard child of solitaire!
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Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

free cell is easy
I find solitaire is frequently unwinnable

graphics: ***00
music: ****0
story:*0000
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

TF2, L4D, CS, GTAIV
anything that can be abbreviated

*charlestons*
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RedStar If shoes were people I would kick them to death, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)

TLDR

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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)

GTA:SA MP* is very addictive.
*Grand Theft Auto San Andreas MultiPlayer
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Lord Yulelius slankers, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)

oh I am aware of multi theft auto
I am a vetran of VC MP
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RedStar If shoes were people I would kick them to death, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

this
plus cod2, codwaw
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

FFVII from the PS store.
It's alot.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)

It's a what?

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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)

alot
can't you read?
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Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)

Can you spell?

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RedStar If shoes were people I would kick them to death, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)

i didn't write it, i'm quoting

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Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)

A lot.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)

A lot what, though?

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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)

FFVII = Best FF
No contest.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)

Blue Star would probably disagree.

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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)

yeah but she's a bitch

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

or he,
i honestly don't know.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

This

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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)

Fight Night Round 4.
There's some ridiculous games package of 2K games on Steam at the minute too. RIDICULOUS.
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)

I'd quite like a steam powered differencing engine.

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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)

I'd like an indifference engine.
"Whats 2 + 2?"
"Whatever."
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FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)

That's an ok idea.

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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)

*looks*
That is a bit.
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RedStar If shoes were people I would kick them to death, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)

i saw that
shame steam doesn't let you gift games you've got more than one copy of, because i've already got a fair few of the ones in that package
(well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)

This
Besides, who wants to play 4 versions of Civ?
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)

there seem to be 4 different versions of Civ IV alone
i can't work out if they are expansion packs or what
(well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

Yeah and they be pretty awesome.

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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

It does let you gift games normally.
but only if you bought them on steam both times.
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RedStar If shoes were people I would kick them to death, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

but if i've already got some of the games in the pack and i then buy the pack
i'll still only have one copy of the games i've paid for twice
(well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)

It let me gift HL2 and HL2: episode 1
when I bought them twice.
odd
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RedStar If shoes were people I would kick them to death, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

oh, they do it for valve games
but not other developers
(well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

O I C
yeah they should.
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RedStar If shoes were people I would kick them to death, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)

I played the demo for FNR4
and destroyed my thumbs pretty quickly
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executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

S.T.A.L.K.E.R Clear Sky.
Good game. Scary as hell, still fun.
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Lord Yulelius slankers, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)

On what machine is it played?

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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)

By 'machine', do you mean 'console'?
Just on PC
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Lord Yulelius slankers, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)

I meant console, PC, Mac, ZX81, whatever.

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Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)

PC
and steam powered differencing engine
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RedStar If shoes were people I would kick them to death, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)

have you played Shadow of Chernobyl?

(well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)

I have yes.
Brilliant stuff
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Lord Yulelius slankers, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

ah, right
if you hadn't i was going to tell you not to bother with clear sky and just play that instead
(well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)

easily my most favourite game

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Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

Yep
I can recommend the Oblivion Lost and Complete 2009 mods.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love it's voucher exchange festival time., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

What is it?

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl
first person atmosphere/exploration game
(well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)

tell me more

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

it's kind of like if they made the book 'roadside picnic' into a game
only set it in russia and included a hell of a lot more guns
(well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

Frontier on legs
or obilvion with guns, and full stop the most atmospheric game I've played.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love it's voucher exchange festival time., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

morrowind with guns more like
since it's got the similar level of odd design choices and bug content
(well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)

Is it better than Fallout 3?

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)

You decide
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_U3SteuJMs&feature=related

Really recommended.
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