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Today's not very interesting question/s -
Does anyone know (as I seem to be messing up Google keywords) if you can phone up a hospital to ask after the health of someone who A) is a minor and B) you don't know the surname of? Is there some sort of Hospital Secrets Act whereby you need to be a relative or summat? (I don't know their parent/s either so can't ask them)

Right, I have made a call to the school and they will let me know. Cheers all.
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Jolly Fucking Lumas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)

I think you have to be a relative.
Although sometimes you get lucky.
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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)

You can't do that,
in reality you probably could but they shouldn't give patient details to anyone over the phone.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)

I thought this might be the case.
:/
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Jolly Fucking Lumas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)

You can ask if they're still checked in,
but without a surname that will be difficult.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)

Your face is difficult.

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)

I'm wearing a tie and shoes for the first time in two weeks
it's shit.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)

Pathetic chippendale?

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Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)

I'm back working for the man,

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)

They can't give personal details, but they can give non-specific ones.
You can enquire if someone is ok, and leave a message to say that you asked after their health.
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We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

Can you ask if someone isn't OK, and leave a message saying you hope they aren't?

(rnuk -, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)

it's no wonder the nhs is in such a state if they allow ok people to use it

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mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)

I've been tempted to do that before.
Haha. *horrid* I didn't, though.
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Jolly Fucking Lumas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)

I would phone anyway
Hopefully you'd get a sympathetic receptionist who'll help you if you explain the situation.

Sometimes people am nice.
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Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)

Might try in a bit, once ward-inspections and shift-switch time is over.

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Jolly Fucking Lumas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)

People are never nice you twat.

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Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)

I don't think you can

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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)

Could you not visit the kid? The doctors probably couldn't divulge personal details
but that shouldn't stop you visiting.
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Rudolph The REddache Reindeer Killing In The Reindeer Of, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)

I can't walk very far at the moment.
I shall see if I can get the friends-of-friends down the grapevine to find out.
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Jolly Fucking Lumas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)

doubtful
if you don't know the surname they probably won't tell you nuffink
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)

If you phone them and ask they send snakes down the phone to eat all your pies.

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baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)

hmm, i don't know for sure but i wouldn't have thought so

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snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)

U r a pedo.

(pissflaps roasting on an open fire, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)

And you're a gigantic shitcunt.

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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)

'gigantic shitcunt'
I'm going to add that to my big book of insults. Ta!
(pissflaps roasting on an open fire, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)

How big is this big book?

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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)

not very big if shitcunt weren't even in there
i feel let down and led on. i thought she was cool man :(
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)

It's got all the usuals.
Gaylord, knobber, shite.

thats about it really.
(pissflaps roasting on an open fire, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)

So all the shit ones that a 5 year old who's just discovered "nawty" words would say?

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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

if it's a collection of insults that have been administered to 'pissflaps' personally,
i'd say it was pretty big
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snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)

A paedo who saved someone's life yesterday.
Damn me for being a good citizen.

edit/ sorry, I wasn't a hero or anything, I'm not going to disrespect someone else's privacy for the b3ta vultures to tear apart.
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Jolly Fucking Lumas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)

Ohhh do tell of your heroics

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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)

It wasn't heroic.
:)
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Jolly Fucking Lumas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)

Was it boring?

(pissflaps roasting on an open fire, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

Really?
& how did that happen then?
(pissflaps roasting on an open fire, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)

Maybe if you get a nice receptionist
And tell them that they could let you know? I don't know if they would be allowed to say anything though.
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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)

I would mention that when you speak to the hospital
They may well be sympathetic in that circumstance.
What did you do Lu? Did you have to wear a cape and your underwear on the outside?
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GoodKingSuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)

It occurs to me, Evil Lu
that in light of your recent activities, you are no longer Evil.
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GoodKingSuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

if you know where he lives, you can go to the local post office and check the electoral register for that address

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)

No idea.
:/ I think I'll just get sprog to ask at school, probably mates of mates will know something. Just a bit concerned is all.
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Jolly Fucking Lumas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

probably best to find out from the school
good job and whatever you did too. sounds serious.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)

I'm calling the school now.
Good thinking, Batman.
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Jolly Fucking Lumas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)

*as Evil Lu turns around after the comment, El Guiri is no-where to be seen and has dissappeared into the night*

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)

They've probably forgotten who you are already
Last year I saw a kid struggling in the deep end of the hotel pool, and he went under, The life guard was too busy chatting up girls by the pool bar. I dived in fully clothed, lifted the kid up, and pushed him to the side. The mother rushed up grabbed him and carried him away, and didn't say a word of thanks.
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turb0t, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)

wow
i nearly drowned as a kid (trying to show off in the deep end, when i could only swim underwater), and I got rescued by someone cos the lifeguard wasn't doing his job.

This actually made me become a lifeguard when I was in my teens, but I never got to save anyone. But I did have to clean some poo once :(
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)

Is that one of those boats you pedal with your feet?

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Rudolph The REddache Reindeer Killing In The Reindeer Of, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)

Without the surname you're pretty stuck

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D Spong merrily on high MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL YOU LOVELY PEOPLE!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)

They can give you a general idea if it's an adult - not sure about a minor.

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We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)

data protection act says no
you pedo :P (joke!)
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)

Is that really necessary?
I mean, really. It's idiots like you that are making /talk shit.
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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)

its all in jest
stop being such a serious cunt
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)

It's hardly funny though, is it.
And besides, it was already done before, you massive shitspooner
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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)

depends on your sense of humour
now fuck off you miserably cunt
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)

No.
I'll stay here as long as I like.
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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)

I'm with Karly-warly on this one.

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GoodKingSuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)

Just because you actually ARE a paedophile.
Paedo-goblin.
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baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)

HI-FUCKING-LARIOUS

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GoodKingSuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)

I'm with baldmonkey on this one

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)

FIGHT OF THE CENTURY!

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Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)

I might have to pull a half nelson again.

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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)

Maybe you should take your own advice

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Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)

if i do a :P after the comment it may appear less insulting and more in good humour

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)

Nah, you'll still look stupid.

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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)

KARL HYSTERIA: BOARD POLICEMAN

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)

~~POLICEMAN~~ COMMUNITY SUPPORT OFFICER

Because let's face it, I'm as much use as one.
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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)

WOOP WOOP

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)

~~you~~

Karl Hysteria
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Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)

I love you.
Why do you hate me?
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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)

Treat 'em mean etc.

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Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)

I see.
Well it is OVER. You are so dumped right now.
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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)

Doesn't the other person have to be more than vaguely aware of your existance before you can dump them?

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Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)

I'm guessing that they probably wont know
which "little Jimmy" you are referring to if you don't know his surname.
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turb0t, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

When the school asked who you were
did you tell them your name was Paul Gadd ?
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turb0t, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)

Reading BBC news...
What the fuck is a quango and does it bear any relation to a Zipzorp, a wazzlesnatch or fizzy lifting drinks?
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Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:24, archived)

Quasi Non Profit Organisation

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O sleepy town of Binklehem, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)

Say "hmm?" if you think i'm sexy.

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Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:28, archived)

hmm?

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O sleepy town of Binklehem, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:28, archived)

You ninja

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Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)

Quasi Non Profit Organisation
of course, you could have just read the fucking story rather than just glancing at the headlines, but still, it's a semi-autonomous company or agency that reports to and is accounted by the Government.

It is NOT a fruit, carpet shampoo or type of Renault
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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:28, archived)

The renault quango can only be months away.

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Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:28, archived)

it is related to the quangle wangle quee?
he had a SMASHING HAT.
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O sleepy town of Binklehem, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)

And lives in the crumpetty tree

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spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com :3, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:31, archived)

i want a crumpetty tree and a beaver hat.

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O sleepy town of Binklehem, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:37, archived)

a BEAVER hat, no less

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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:32, archived)

yeah, sure, why not

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:28, archived)

Quasi Non-Governmental Organisation?
I think.
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lion-cake in the jungle, the mighty jungle, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)

It's a quasi-autonomous non-governmental organisation
It is essentially a non-governmental organization which carries out functions of government.
They sometimes receive funding from government but are largely kept outside the governmental departmental structure.

/civil servant
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mns pies mmm! mns pies, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)

Best answer
5 stars would ask again A++++++
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Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:34, archived)

It's Tango for ducks.

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Rudolph The REddache Reindeer Killing In The Reindeer Of, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:38, archived)

I like this answer lots.

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Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:41, archived)

Wait... that's not a duck...
IT'S A GOOSE!!!
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Rudolph The REddache Reindeer Killing In The Reindeer Of, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)

winner

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snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:53, archived)

ain't it a song by that cunt humperdinck?

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:40, archived)

cunt hump a dick?
That sounds thoroughly unappealing.
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Rudolph The REddache Reindeer Killing In The Reindeer Of, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:41, archived)

he's a very attractive man

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:48, archived)

a bedside table from ikea

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mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)

Similar to Nandos chicken, but made from succulent cuts of fresh queen rump

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ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:47, archived)

It's the proper name for 'brown noise' ie the musical note that loosens the bowels

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ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:51, archived)

It's your mum

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ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:59, archived)

it's decided
the best apple variety is Braeburn. It has the crisp bite of a granny smith, a medium sweetness, and no floury taste. It is the versatile Federer of the apple world, balanced, robust, and can wear a white jacket without looking like the bass player from Wham
What's your favourite apple?

while you're thinking, here's the original Mr T:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K5IEqmrUio&feature=related
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cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:34, archived)

Pink lady
cause it's 'ard, innit.
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Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:42, archived)

Crab
Handy for wanging at spazzy kids
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:46, archived)

This.
Particularly the 'wanging' part.
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Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:01, archived)

More things could and should be wanged
Dog turds on sticks for example
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:18, archived)

I like apples that have been in the fridge :)

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GoodKingSuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:47, archived)

How do you like them apples lol

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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:57, archived)

i dont do froot

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:59, archived)

I bet you do fruits, though. Eh? Eh? Know what I mean?
that doesn't even make sense
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Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:01, archived)

it would if i had a willy.
we'll pretend ive got a whacking great schlong :)
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:03, archived)

:(

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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:05, archived)

im back at my power station for the day.
they all cheered :)
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:21, archived)

Oh boy oh boy oh boy.
I love it when we play pretend.
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Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:06, archived)

I'm a fan of red delicious
they're juicy and tasty, quite like myself.
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Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:02, archived)

Are they cute too?

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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:03, archived)

Uh-oh

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GoodKingSuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:05, archived)

See now,
what's happened here is that this word doesn't annoy me now because of your (and everyone else's) overuse of it. Well done. It means nothing to me now.
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Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:07, archived)

Oh come on
At least rip him a new arse-hole
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GoodKingSuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:09, archived)

DAWWW you're so adorable when you're not angry

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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:09, archived)

OHHHHHHHHHHHH VIENNNNNNNNNAAAA

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Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)

I like Granny Smiths

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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:04, archived)

fuck apples man, fuck apples right in the fucking ear

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:05, archived)

It's the middle of summer.
Are you some sort of antipodean? Or has it just taken you a few months to make your tiny mind up?
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Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:06, archived)

Chris Trouser is a cunt lol

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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 5:27, archived)

Sympathy reply
Because I am bored, knackered and at work since 515 after 4 hours kips. Moan moan whinge whinge. Hello.
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:29, archived)

I think I need a shit

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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:37, archived)

I was mistaken

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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:41, archived)

It is a common mistake to make
I however am now in Lancaster for the first of two visits today. It is a toilet swimming with vowel mangling turds.
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:51, archived)

they can swim!

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cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:28, archived)

Answer me this
What is a quango?
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executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 6:58, archived)

I was thinking the same thing after reading probably the same news story.

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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:00, archived)

unfortunately not nearly as interesting as it sounds
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjnmqv2u7lk

really it ought to be some kind of a flightless bird but there you go
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Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:01, archived)

Quasi non governmental organisation
Essentially a talking shop for bell ends
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:02, archived)

Quasi-Autonomous Non-Governmental Organisation.

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Godzuki and Apoo., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:28, archived)

it is a cross between a a quince and a mango

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cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:29, archived)

PUSHIN GILGAMESS OFF THE BOARD
Who's on? Where is JMG? Have you just accidentally anything?

pfft, check out this epic typo!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/british/launch_tl_british.shtml

loffles
(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:10, archived)

i42.tinypic.com/9utclk.gif
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:13, archived)

That is awesome!

(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:14, archived)

Everyone's fucked off to wank over the idea of Gilgamesh in the shower, soaping himself up whilst he's thinking of me.

(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:23, archived)

i40.tinypic.com/o89n9u.gif
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:24, archived)

MOAR!
I am bored.
(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:40, archived)

forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2571676
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:44, archived)

If only I found this earlier, to post in the porn subthread below:
randomn.es/images/c935d9954b0a3582c6c95507e096730c.jpg
(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:57, archived)

kalleboo.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/0d/0d9d8247c9937dfb07c4883c15b97fa01c3b7634.gif
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:43, archived)

lol I dun made a thing
rofl goes here

lol make one yourself rofl
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:46, archived)

Yeah, brilliant.
QUAKE.
(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:47, archived)

lolol
lolol
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)

*slow claps*
DULL, REPETITIVE.
(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)

BETTER THAN YOU, RODENT COCK

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)

mmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg
www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/officeassistant/office.htm?768
(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:55, archived)

oops
also: oops
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:56, archived)

www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/officeassistant/office.htm?
(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:59, archived)

I'm going to get a shower
and get all wet and soapy and think about you
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:00, archived)

Goodo.

(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)

how's this for an answer
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Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)

A MILLION CURSES, I AM CONFOUNDED

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)

It's good but it's no sheeple.com

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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 3:14, archived)

fuck i'm bored
entertain me internet - show me wondrous things, nay fantastic things**

**except goatse/two girls/any other meme that's been on here.

or, alternatively......... no.. actually no fuck it I want to be entertained.
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TBL Is it Easter yet?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:33, archived)

Google "3guys1hammer"
Force yourself to track down the 4 minute video and watch it all.
(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)

No thankyou

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Last planearm Christmas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:35, archived)

seen it
well, when I say seen it I watched a few seconds of it, realised what it was and binned it.
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TBL Is it Easter yet?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:35, archived)

I thought you were the one in the middle

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Last planearm Christmas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)

nah
I don't do middle.
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TBL Is it Easter yet?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

That's a dead giveaway that you haven't seen it :-D

(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

if it's what I think it is then I don't want to see it

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Last planearm Christmas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)

You are so shit.

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Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)

OH LOOK WHO'S ON

(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)

+ THE BLOB

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Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 5:48, archived)

I managed 2 minutes.
I might try again.
(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

I've seen enough dead people and people dying
I don't wish to add to that by watching internet stuff.

I want fluffy stuff

and porn
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TBL Is it Easter yet?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)

someone linked me to some of the saddest porn i have ever seen the other day.
i just felt so sorry for the girl, how her life had led to this.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:40, archived)

she basically had a bag over her head,
with a crude womans face drawn on the bag,
and they were fucking her face. basically.
porn makes me sad :(
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)

I am bored with porn really
there are only so many variations on a theme really. Some of the more obscure stuff i would never watch anyway.
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TBL Is it Easter yet?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)

I've gone retro.

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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)

70's & 80's porn FTW

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TBL Is it Easter yet?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)

:(
That's pretty....awful. I feel bad for her - I hope she can get out of the situation she's in if that's the kind of stuff she has to do. Nobody deserves to be degraded like that.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)

how do you know she wasn't paid £10k and loved every minute?

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Last planearm Christmas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)

how do you know that she was?
And who says that just because if she DID get paid 10k and loved every minute of it while it was happening, that she doesn't feel disgusting and filthy afterwards? I know I would feel like that. No amount of money is really worth being treated like that.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:48, archived)

i'll try and find you the video.
it's life affirming.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)

How do you KNOW you would feel like that.
Sounds to me like you're not averse to wearing paper bags with crudely drawn faces on.
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)

we're living in modern times.
who are we to say that it's wrong for two men to have sex with each other, or that it's wrong for a woman with a bag over her head to be choked with big cocks for no good reason other than seemingly to humiliate her, i mean, come on, loosen up guys, it's the 2000's!
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)

It's ok for a man to want to have his bollocks stamped on by a dominatrix, but a woman in any degrading porn situtation MUST mean she's somehow being used or is being forced into it.

(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)

i don't think you understand how the porn industry works...

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)

What, that men can never earn as much as the women?
It's all your fault. If you hadn't made the enternally shit porn film "Goblin Gobbles Gandalf", the men wouldn't have been tarred by your shitty brush.
(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)

because I'm not going to let someone fuck me if they have to put a bag over my head.
they can take me as I am or not at all.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)

me and my girlfriend enjoy some, what is known in certain circles as, bag-play,
from time to time.
it's quite common these days you know, loosen up honey, it's the late 90's already.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)

oh I'm sure you both enjoy it
it's just not for me. In my opinion, it's degrading, just as it's degrading for a man to want to be humiliated by a dominatrix during sex. Sex isn't supposed to be about humiliation in my books.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)

you have too many rules.

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)

frigid bitch

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)

just for you.
:)
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)

as you are please
*panders*
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TBL Is it Easter yet?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)

TBL, trawling for 17 year olds, right here^^^
TITS OR GTFO next?
(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)

17?
damn.

oh well, could have been worse I suppose...... (does not mention KK)
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TBL Is it Easter yet?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)

And taken.
but ta love.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)

*wanders off looking lonely*

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TBL Is it Easter yet?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)

Try lower TBL, they might be less likely to reject!

(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)

Don't you try and pull a guilt trip on me.
It won't work you know.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)

ah well... cant blame a bloke for trying

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TBL Is it Easter yet?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:13, archived)

picardin' dis

(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)

word
or somesuch
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TBL Is it Easter yet?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)

Sorry mate,
we can still be friends though, right?

Right??
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)

Well...this isn't uncomfortable.

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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)

It's a shame the icons are too small to accurately show the picard facepalm
Maybe do a PedoBear instead?
(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:16, archived)

i just about managed to jerk one out to it.

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)

I dream about doing this to Anthea Turner

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Last planearm Christmas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)

I like anthea
sad but true. she is very nice
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TBL Is it Easter yet?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)

^this
but with Ainsley Harriot's face drawn on the bag
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scott,, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:48, archived)

Didn't you see the expresion on her* face? She lahvd it, the dir'y slag.
* I mean the expresion they drew on the bag.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)

2 minutes?
definitely try again... come on man you're letting down the team :P
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:40, archived)

on second thoughts
don't worry about it. I lasted 22 seconds.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)

Aww, you don't get to see the screwdriver-eyeball-gouging action.

(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)

I don't think I want to.
Somehow I *really* don't think I want to.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)

He doesn't die until the very end.
Even when he no longer has a face, you see his tongue flap a bit and ooze more blood out with a pitiful "uurgh" moan, and he lifts his hand.
(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)

I like the fact they attended their victims funerals.

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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:51, archived)

They had their appeal hearing a week or so ago.
I can't find any news on it though.
(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)

I hope they let them out so they can definitely not reoffend.
5 months in jail is a really long stretch after something menial like 16 murders.
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)

Maybe they can reach the original goal of 40?

(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)

i tell you what.
the reaction videos on youtube are far more entertaining than the reaction vidios from two girls one cup.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:13, archived)

is this one roanea?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=18ZPowZhPn8
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)

haha fuck, that's class.

(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:46, archived)

Oh, I should have a look at those. Does anyone throw up?

(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)

there's an autistic guy boking.
and he links to the original in his description bit.
i love autists.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:18, archived)

wellll I'm not really hugely into snuff fillums
I'm all about the love and fluff me.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)

Nor me. I saw it because I thought it was going to be sick-funny along the lines of
2girls1cup

How wrong I was!
(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)

you need to watch this
www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/alizee.gif

*restores the karma balance*
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TBL Is it Easter yet?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)

Seen that a BILLION times.

(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)

I noes
it never gets old

unlike this

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/krankedup.gif
NSFW OR ANYTHING
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TBL Is it Easter yet?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)

Does Spangolin know you have that photo of her?

(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)

I imagine so
its been lurking on b3tards for over 2 years now
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TBL Is it Easter yet?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)

lol
"Most of the victims were killed using blunt objects, including hammers and steel construction bars. Blows were often directed at the victims' faces, leaving them unrecognizable. Many victims were also mutilated and tortured, and some had their eyes gouged out while they were still alive. One of the victims was a pregnant woman, whose fetus was cut out of her womb. No sexual assaults on any victims were reported."
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)

Oh no rape?
Let them go free!
(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)

Look what they did to this victims face.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Igor_Sayenko.jpg

This is one of the kid's Dads and their lawyer who defended them in court. Just....HOW?!
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)

oh man,
that is totally fucked up.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)

The footage was digitally altered to make it look like them! HONEST!

(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)

it's weird,
in the thumbnail below he looks fine.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)

If only there were thumbnail photos for John Merrick.
He'd have gone down a storm on AdultFriendFinder.
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)

LONGER sentences for not raping.

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)

I mean they had it on a PLATE.
That's some ridiculously idiotic restraint they've shown there.
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)

ETER

no

~~PLATTER~~SPLATTER
(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)

*searches for piston brokes stand up video*

Oh you said entertained,on second thoughts...
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Last planearm Christmas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)

Well I guess it would be nice, if I can touch your body, cus I know not everybody, got a body like you.
Well I guess it would nice, to smash your tits in, with a claw hammer, a hammer like this.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:35, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=58OabCRCx_Q
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Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:38, archived)

heh
now that I had not seen.
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TBL Is it Easter yet?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:40, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ehT325IuTA
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Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:41, archived)

that gets a thumbs up for the kraftwerk tune
Europe endless.

sad I know.
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TBL Is it Easter yet?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)

www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/office/
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)

hurrah!
more
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TBL Is it Easter yet?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)

Piston_Broke informed me that my friend had taken 'disco biscuits' into a gig
ffs
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)

Final Fantasy Seven?

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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:29, archived)

Errm, what?

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 2:43, archived)

That was fucking awesome
Me and Easty will now wait for a girl to be online so we can all do It's a Fine Life (Reprise) from Oliver.
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

huh?

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)

Me and Easty just did Confrontation from Les Mis
b3ta.com/talk/6277793

It was pretty awesome
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)

With heckling from mike woz ere

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)

oh i see,
you wrote down the words to a song is that it?
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)

i am missing out,
i don't know the song :(
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)

THAT BETTER NOT BE FRUITY!

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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)

100% HETEROSEXUAL MUSICAL THEATRE

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)

OXYMORON

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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)

HEY I'M OFF TO BED. GOODNIGHT.

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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

Bit early for you isn't it?
don't you usually go about 3 or 4
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Last planearm Christmas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:33, archived)

Popular this:
www.b3ta.com/board/9563601

There's icons in there I might consider using, for once.
(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)

Tetris blocks are the only one that look well done.
I used to do a few but was a bit annoyed when my hedgehog got replaced for someone elses hedgehog who no-doubt knew Rob.
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)

Not bitter though...

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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

The tank is good too.
Maybe your hedgehog was just a bit shit?

My Brian Blessed one should get chosen, but alas, it is not to be.
(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)

I dun did a Brian Blessed one too.
Srsly though my hedgehog was ace.
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)

It's a def star ennit
www.cr3static.com/data/gif/deathstar.gif
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)

It looks more like a FailZippy

(Dave Trouser on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)

I've been online for ages.
No one ever panders to me anymore.

That's the trouble of going out with an internetter innit though.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

FANCY SENDING ME PICS OF TITS?

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

I'm using this one post to say nothing at all.
Much like normal.
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Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)

I found something cooler, Can Sir Sandmaster Goblin:
This man.
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baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)

~~This man~~ This man
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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)

That mans is awesome
cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Man_in_the_Pickle_Suit
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)

Urk. Just read "Man in Pickle"
Just thought of some horrible slash b3ta porn
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)

didn't the two of you have sex with pickle fairy?
how much of a gap between the two of you was there?
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)

~~This man~~ This man
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)

snort

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)

lololo
a252.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/117/l_e8380c4cac027b0b714736287bff6653.jpg
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)

you love me

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

BEFORE YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD, JAVERT

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)

BEFORE YOU CHAIN ME UP LIKE A SLAVE AGAIN

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)

LISTEN TO ME! THERE'S SOMETHING I MUST DOOOO

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)

THIS WOMAN LEAVES BEHIND A SUFFERING CHILD

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)

THERE IS NONE BUT ME WHO CAN INTERCEDE

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)

IN MERCY'S NAME, THREE DAYS ARE ALL I NEED

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)

THEN I'LL RETURN, I PLEDGE MY WORD

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)

THEN I'LL RETURN...

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

YOU MUST THINK ME MAD!

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

I'VE HUNTED YOU ACROSS THE YEARS! MEN LIKE YOU CAN NEVER CHANGE!

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

A MAN SUCH AS YOU...

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

MEN LIKE YOU CAN NEVER CHANGE. MEN LIKE ME CAN NEVER CHANGE.

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

NO, 2-4-6-0-1. MY DUTY'S TO THE LAW.

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)

BELIEVE OF ME WHAT YOU WILL, THERE IS A DUTY THAT I'M SWORN TO DO

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY LIFE ALL I DID WAS STEAL SOME BREAD

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)

YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS. COME WITH ME 2-4-6-0-1.

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE WORLD, YOU WOULD SOONER SEE ME DEAD

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)

NOW THE WHEEL HAS TURNED AROUND, JEAN VALJEAN IS NOTHING NOW!

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)

BUT NOT BEFORE I SEE THIS JUSTICE DONE

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)

DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME OF CRIME, AND THE PRICE YOU HAD TO PAY?

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)

I AM WARNING YOU, JAVERT

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)

EVERY MAN IS BORN IN SIN!

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)

I'M A STRONGER MAN BY FAR

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)

THERE IS POWER IN ME YET

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)

EVERY MAN MUST CHOOSE HIS WAY.

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)

Is it me or did it get QUEERER in here?

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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)

MY RACE IS NOT YET RUN, I AM WARNING YOU, JAVERT

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF JAVERT

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)

THERE IS NOTHING I WON'T DARE

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)

I WAS BORN INSIDE A JAIL

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)

IF I HAVE TO KILL YOU HERE, I'LL DO WHAT MUST BE DOOOONE

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)

I WAS BORN WITH SCUM LIKE YOU! I AM FROM THE GUTTER TOO.

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)

AND THIS I SWEAR OF YOU TONIIIIGHT

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)

THERE IS NO PLACE FOR YOU TO HIDE

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)

YOUR CHILD SHALL LIVE WITHIN MY CARE

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)

WHEREVER YOU MAY HIDE AWAY.

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)

AND I WILL RAISE HER TO THE LIGHT

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)

I SWEAR TO YOU, I WILL BE THERE

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)

I SWEAR TO YOU, I WILL BE THERE.

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)

*Fight*

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)

*escapes*

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)

aaaaaaaargh
also: aaaaaaaargh
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

~~This man~~ This man
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)

oh hell yeah

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

Oh gobbo, they'll free you one day !
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/5736633/Spanish-police-thwart-jail-break-using-remote-controlled-Zeppelin.html
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

:D

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

I was about to say "Zeppelins? Easty's just messed his pants"
but I believe he may have posted already
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Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

nnngh
*laboured panting*
*slowing*
*goes to sleep*
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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

Tonight there's going to be a jailbreak,
Somewhere in this town
/Thin Lizzy

My money's on the jail.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

Love to your mother.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)

Coolest thing in the universe?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8133806.stm
Post anything cooler in this thread.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

MY COCK IS MADE OF TITS

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baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

Oh Balders. :(

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

You have a kaosillalaltor.
Are they worth the money?
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baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

I don't personally, my friend/bandmate does though.
We've not really found much use for it yet, so I don't think I can give you an opinion one way or the other.
No offense, great banter.
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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

FINE.
YOU USELESS PRICK.
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baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

is this an avian related post?

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Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

Steve McQueen

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Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

*sunglasses*
*leather jacket*
*toothpick*
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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

I'm wearing sunglasses AND I am smoking
yeah
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Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

I am smoking(nearly)
and I have a leather jacket.
(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

www.spokesableman.com/spokesableman.com/Blog/Entries/2009/1/19_Jumping_The_Shark_files/jump-the-shark.jpg
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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
cunningham
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Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

There is nothing as frigid in the whole universe.

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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

*awaits Moon GT gag*

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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

I wish I was clever enough to understand science properly.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

Invest in a pipe
increases perceived intelligence by 500%
(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

I can confirm this.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)

Science is a win.
It's how the real world works. It's ace.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

I like the airy fairy world of words better.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)

Science is exciting and what makes the world, but the airy fairy world of words
is what makes it worth living in.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)

Oh man this is hot.
bitcast-a.v1.lhr1.bitgravity.com/break/dnet/media/2009/4/95%20Explosions%20are%20Awesome.jpg
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mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

Coolest thing in the universe
farm1.static.flickr.com/179/404057924_25cce04cc7.jpg?v=0
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

farm1.static.flickr.com/188/479884270_7f11b1305f.jpg?v=0
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)

GET A SEX CHANGE AND I WILL SERIOUSLY SHAG YOU DAFT

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)

the only thing colder than that
is your momma's bed.
(tjn I hope nobody's fed my hamster, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)

Something something else,
this that and the other, fuck you friz.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

i forgot to ask,
what do you think friz should let the kids call him?
Friz? Mr. Frizzle? Mr. Friz?
He's trying not to be lolwacky, but he needs a moniker that shows FUN and ENTERTAINMENT with a side of SERIOUS TEACHER LOOK.

Suggestions?
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)

I'll teach you how to sing if you want
I'm free next Summer if you're going to be abo-

Oh.

Sorry.
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)

awww no you di´ent!

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)

he fukken totally di'

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)

FRIZ. IN MY PANTS.

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)

pedophile

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Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)

yaaaay

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executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)

I'm not sure what angle to take.
Should I defend Friz, or should I jump on the bullying bandwagon and call him a cunt?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

i don't know,
it's difficult isn't it.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

its all for fun and he knows it
so don�t worry
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)

really?
because i genuinely think he's a dick.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)

:O
i�m shocked.

fat people have feelings.

beneath all that skin and flab etc.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)

What Would Gilgamesh Do?

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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)

That's what I ask myself with any difficult decision in life.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)

I think he´d kick an ass or too
thats what Gilgamesh wouuuullllld doooooooooooooooooooooo
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

I'm going to say " LEAVE THAT CUNT FRIZ ALONE"

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Lord Yulelius slankers, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

I'm going to have a shower.
Exciting times.
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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)

I feel nice and refreshed, now.

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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

going be bed now
even more exciting

buenas noches mariconazos
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)

Quiet, it's Friz
As some of you know, I am getting a job teaching kids how to sing at a Summer School. I am asking YOU, the internet, what I should be referred to as.

Should I let the kids call me Friz? Mr. Frizzle? Mr. Friz?

I'm trying not to be lolwacky, but I need a moniker that shows FUN and ENTERTAINMENT with a side of SERIOUS TEACHER LOOK.

Suggestions?
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)

fucks sake

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

Mr. Friz

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chef loves to work at the...YMCA, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)

Mr bisexual
explain thats why you like sports AND singing
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)

You may have the least authoritative surname known to man.
Consider changing it to Hitler.
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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)

Or growing a beard. Beards have authority.

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

Or wearing a hi-viz jacket. They've got authority.

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

Or all of the above.

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

it might not work as well altogether

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

a hi-friz jacket

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Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

one that has a loudspeaker embedded in the fabric
that shouts LOOK AT ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME OH MY GOD! every so often

for safety
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Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

unless you're female

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Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

well, if it's wispy out-of-retirement exam invigilator ladybeard, no
but a full blown handlebar ladymoustache will show them who's boss
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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

a heavily waxed lady-mo would show me who was the boss

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Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

Mizter Frizter

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Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)

Who do you think you are?

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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

Hello There Children!
What's happertaining this fine evening? I'm back. Anyone miss me?
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chef loves to work at the...YMCA, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

Who are you?

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Neptune, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

who who
who who
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executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

Im a guy
who loves this place, but got busy with work and moving and running pubs, but now I have a sweet job at the YMCA, so I now have time to be here.
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chef loves to work at the...YMCA, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)

Pete Townsend eat your heart out

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executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)

JMG's fault.

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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

Oh it's always your fault.

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Neptune, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)

Do you have the same style and Friz and Devil Duck?

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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)

no
I do not
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chef loves to work at the...YMCA, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)

Who are you?

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Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)

alright chef

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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)

Very much so.
I counted the hours until you returned.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)

oh you
thankyou.
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chef loves to work at the...YMCA, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

i hope you fucking die

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

Don't lash out, he might want to board the SSG Boat of Sadness.

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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)

he can go fuck himself,
fucks sake.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)

I'll tell him we're full then.

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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)

Really?
What have I done to deserve this?
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chef loves to work at the...YMCA, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)

you fucking know,
prick.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)

Did you put the tampon in the wrong hole today?
Or is it just because I make you feel inadequate?
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chef loves to work at the...YMCA, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)

you fucking know what you did.

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

I've cooked 40 roast dinners and I have the most ridiculous hangover ever.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)

i only did thirty roast dinners today,
i feel cuckolded, roast-wise.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

I only cook on Sundays cos it's the chef's day off and the landlady asked very nicely. I'm a barmaid normally.
We did twenty desserts aswell. Unusual for a Sunday.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)

This is grrrrreat.
www.boston.com/lifestyle/relationships/blog/2009/06/allergic_to_grilled_cheese.html
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

Oh, that's fantastic! I assumed it was a secret online code for blowjob, but evidently either they're
too thick to see it, or the man is clearly mental.

edit: I have a mate who had this problem. He married, and has two kids, but presumably no grilled cheese sarnies.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

I think a lot of people have the problem really, but it's just a bigger issue for him and he's decided to do sth about it. Good for him.
I reckon that in a relationship sometimes you should do things that are not your favourite because your partner enjoys them whether that's sexual or not. But then also you shouldn't pressure your partner into sth you know they hate. But then again, could grilled cheese sandwiches really be a deal breaker?
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)

Oh yes.

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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

Really?
Hmmm.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)

My mate had a really tough decision to make, but I can't imagine being in a
'lie back and think of England' relationship.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)

But grilled cheese is just one item on the menu. Maybe the chef has other specialities?

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

Not with my mate she didn't :(

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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

Oh that's different. That's the chef going on strike which is unacceptable.
Just not wanting to make grilled cheese is different I reckon if other meals are available.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

I know that feeling
And I feel your pain
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chef loves to work at the...YMCA, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

Cooking for one eh?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

Holy internets.
I have the same style as Friz

www.b3ta.com/talk/3351757

who wants to ~~abuse~~ touch me?
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

I'd thought that.
Almost to the point I thought it was you.
I know the picture he's speaking of.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

anyone who can't draw,
has that style.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

Precisely,
look at Jim Davis.
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

well, exactly.

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

I thought it was only baldmonkey that searches for his name.
Naughty Devil Duck. :(((
(

Meh,
it's not like i brought up any of the ones of people telling my i can't draw.

That would just be childish.
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)

you are aware that you are genuinely shit at drawing though right?

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

No,
bit ignorance is bliss.
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)

fair enough.

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)

He's better than that Down On The Farm though Gobbo.

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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)

no shit!

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)

This is dull.
Who's going to be our replacement SSG when he buggers off to control the planets from the skies?
No puffters.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

but, jmg,
i am a puffter.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

NEW TIMES, SANDY.
NEW TIMES.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

I for one look forward to these sandy new times.

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

SSG, IN COLOR!

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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

the good old days
ovekvavik.com/?s=Works&w=9
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

:(
That's very sad, SSG.
There's a fat joke I won't even use.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

*points at friz*

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

Why are you having a go at Friz tonight?
Has Friz reached that level of popularity on here?
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

he has dethroned you

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

Here I am.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

SSG is... dying?

(

there is some hope,
but not much :(
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

No compulsions to do all the things you've ever wanted to do yet?
It's like Groundhog Day. You can effectively do anything you want and not really have to worry about the consequences.

Here's hoping you find a health pack somewhere, or an overshield, depending on what game you compare your life to. :((((
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there is nothing i want to do!

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

For you,
sweet prince
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GatheredCrustacean, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

teehee!

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

Pfft.

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I'd eat myself to death.

(

neil young

(

100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

neil young ain't got nothin on me
his rhymes ain't fresh like me,
ain't got bling like me,
neil young neil young,
ain't got SHIT on me.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

i am going to try and start a rivalry.
between me and neil young.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

I'm FIRMLY with the SSG camp on this.

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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

psyche
*fistbump*
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

bob hoskins.

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

I'm too busy I'm afraid.
I like my job, but I think I'd like it better if I didn't have to work all the fucking time.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

Chin up, chest out Limey.
Face the world with a smile and all that.
*High Fives*
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

I'd volunteer but I don't think I could fill his pants.

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'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

He's a DEVIL around the groin.
There's been reports.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

~~pants~~ anus
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

Can i take his place as the boring/shit/occasionallyworthachuckleandnothingmore/charismalesstwat?
(delete as applicable)
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Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

Lordy!
SOMEBODY please think of the SSG!
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

I'm thinking of him right now.
*unzip*
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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

:(

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

Not really. you're lovely.
is that a new tie? it looks fabulous.
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Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)

And despite all this,
we still don't know what gonzo's winkle looks like, or pickle fairies fanny, though i can imagine that and i'm trying to eat thank you very much, but does anyone want to help out and do me a drawing of gonzo's paddle?
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

8===D*

*1/8th of actual size

Edit: well i fucked up a small penis joke. This is a new low.
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

8========================D

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

hahaha!
willies.
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

D:

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executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

8========================D~~~~~~~~~~
fixed
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

Nonce!

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Three Kings From The Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)

it looks like a baby's arm holding an apple

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Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

He's a jew, so he's probably had the top off.
I'm willing to bet that it looks like a tiny Phil Mitchell getting very angry at someone for being a slag.
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'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

:(

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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

haha.

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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

As I am told
By many Gonzo's shib is like a skinhead baby's big toe
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

He's got an 'inny'.

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HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

Dunno.
Something like this, I imagine
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Lord Yulelius slankers, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

Why is it grazed?

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magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

Might be something to do with Pickle Fairy

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Lord Yulelius slankers, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

1
2
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100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

do you have insider information?

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

Dawn French is on the telly.
I think she looks quite tasty, she's done something different, not sure what, but oh-boy, she's moved into the 'would' catagory.
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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

In all fairness here 90nz..
..given that you've stuck your penis into Pickle Pairy, Dawn French would probably constitute a step up.

Slimmer too.
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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

How was PF for you?

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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

Grand, once she stopped trying to eat the flour she was being rolled in.

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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

When did Gonz and Pf get it on then?
Some sort of b4sh?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

are you trying to find out the best way to get laid by fat b3tans?

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

It's every man's DREAM

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GoodKingSuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

"OH BADGER, TURN ME INTO A BADGERJAM ROLY POLY"

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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

There's not enough :( in the world for the mental image I'm getting

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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

Friz, Gonz? Shitting heck
It's as though there's a b3tan woman contest to see how many she can get through. Still, she's way off the leaders.
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

GOSSIP

(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

You only have to ask
I'm very weak
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

Don't make me be mean to wicca !

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Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

Go on 90nz, it'll save me a job.

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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

that fat bitch

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

You're just lashing out!
You're so BRAVE.
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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

oh you are too kind!

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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

She never stepped out of the 'would' category.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

I'm doing some fantastically foul farts this evening.
It's a veritable anal concerto.
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'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

I'm only saying this to try and draw attention away from you so you can hide and feel the shame you should rightly feel.

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'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

Mine are loud and proud
but they're aren't smelly :(
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GoodKingSuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

She wasn't really that fat when she was younger
but she seemed to grow into the stereotype people had forced upon her. It's good that she's fat and successful, but she could have just been curvaceous and successful.
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GoodKingSuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

We were looking at her Autobiography today "Dear Fatty"
And it has a picture of her in her teens and she hasn't changed a single bit
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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

Really?
I've been watching Comic Strip recently, and she's certainly not as big in that as she is now. Maybe she was doing more to cover it up.
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GoodKingSuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

no sorry I meant to add her size has greatly expanded
but her features are exactly the same, I was just looking for a picture of it on the interwebs
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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

Ah right
Definitely prettier than Jennifer.
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GoodKingSuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

Agreed

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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

phwoar!
She looks stunning in this pic
www.facebook.com/pages/Dawn-French/38917909770#/photo.php?pid=1012772&id=38917909770
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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

Agreed
this was the best sketch they ever did:
photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1477/186/37/38917909770/n38917909770_1012795_7435.jpg
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GoodKingSuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)

i can honestly say
that they have never made me laugh, either of them.
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Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

She looks like the fucking widemouth frog.
Stop being wrong.
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'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

NO NO NO STOP THAT
*boke*
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Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

I love Dawn French
I don't find her as funny as Victoria Wood but she's still ace.
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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

I'm not a Victoria Wood fan, mostly because of the shit sitcoms she's been involved with.
But she is very good on ISIHAC.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

I'm on fucking HOLIDAY!!! *smiley face*
I know you've all missed me.
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Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

I went to the "best restaurant in Edinburgh"
You went to Filey. I win
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

WOMEN?! COMEDY?!
RAGHLYFLARBLY
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Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

Soon they'll want to drive and vote and things

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GoodKingSuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

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